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4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

That poor valet just dropped a ticket. Now he needs theraapy.

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Posted
1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Go on. 

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

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Posted
8 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

Ignore Js1. I thought it was a lovely story, and you tell it so well. 

Also, I don't think I've ever been banned from a valet, so I feel like you've conquered new terrain here.

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Posted
38 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

lol, ok.  For years valet has been comped do to the wife and her addiction to that shit.   We pull up and most times are greeted by name.  She shows her players card and I give them my cell number since im mostly the driver.   They will immediately send a text to respond to when you are ready for your vehicle.   A few hours later it's time to go.  I respond to text and immediately get automated response that we owe 20 bucks instead of the usual your vehicle will be here in 5 to 10 min.  I go over to the valet ticket counter inside and ask what's going on.  This little motherfucker manning the booth bowed up and said it's always been that way and we will need to pay to get our car.   I responded nope not paying.   He tried to argue and I shut him down pretty quick.  He then ask if I wanted to speak to a supervisor.  I said "absofuckinglutely I do" and walked off to get my wife's players card because I knew they were going to need it eventually.   We come back to the counter and there is a female supervisor.  I ask her what was going on and she said we needed to pay, where is your ticket and players club.   I put them on the counter she grabbed them stamped paid on the ticket and told me that if I ever cuss one of her employees again I was banned.  I told her that I didn't cuss anyone.   Immediately that guy popped around the corner, tears in his eyes, lips shivering and said, "you said absofuckinglutely".  I responded, you ask me a question.   I grabbed my valet ticket looked at him and said you are a pussy.  Last thing I heard was that women yelling "you're banned, you're banned".   Another supervisor brought the car around and told me the same.  lol.   

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There’s no valor to be gained from shitting on ants. It’s like beating a child


It’s a fun story to tell when drunk though

Adrian Peterson is in the HOUSE!

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I liked the part about the quivering lip and crying out, “You said, ‘Absofuckinglutely!’”  It gave it an extra layer of texture.

He was probably a strong, burly valet attendant, straight out of central casting.  Called him sir!

Posted
5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

i got banned from the winstar valet last weekend.   hits really close to home!  

Getting banned from any place in Oklahoma is a win.

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