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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

That eyeblack completes the BSC ensemble. 

A mechanic friend of mine posted these of a truck he's working on. It baffles me how someone can just drive a vehicle with the same oil until it needs a new engine 

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy

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3 hours ago, davidg said:

 

 

Fuck your bridge... I'll just use these columns.

12 hours ago, futureman said:

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had to slow it down to figure out what the hell happened.  conductor is awesome. 

The conductor sings his songs again, the pedestrians will please refrain...

 

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

A mechanic friend of mine posted these of a truck he's working on. It baffles me how someone can just drive a vehicle with the same oil until it needs a new engine 

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy

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That looks like a late-model engine.  Did it EVER get an oil change?

41 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

two good border collies would fix that problem in short order. 

On 5/11/2020 at 11:48 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

Paging @drifter379 to the burnt orange courtesy phone. 

On 5/13/2020 at 8:18 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Profit. goat owner should charge for the weed eating.

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Profit. goat owner should charge for the weed eating.

What if it eats St. Augustine? 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

What if it eats St. Augustine? 

Then it will die from all the chemicals required to keep it alive in Texas (so I've read)

8 hours ago, You don't know me said:

I'm going to hell.

See you there. 

6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Would anyone really been that offended if that ended in a shotgun blast to her fat ass

in the relatively recent past... as in the 1970s, even with the mantra of never hit a woman, you talk liked that and act like that in a place of business that you dont own, and you got dealt with.

and by dealt with im quoting Connery

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but now, even though she deserved every bit of being slapped back into reality, if he had touched her, he loses his job and goes to jail and branded as a woman beater. 

 

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Mental illness is a helluva thing. It's pretty clear she's delusional and in need of psychiatric help. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what the hell was she saying about the mafia?

Especially her last couple of sentences. I can barely understand half of her words. . 

That looks like a late-model engine.  Did it EVER get an oil change?
That's a $ 6,500 fuckup if it isn't salvageable.487cd67c34890bd49359c739d4c96297.jpg

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My ex-wife, while not quite that possessed, would act that way every now and agian.  I'd just stare at her and say nothing.

They want you to react, they need you to react.

Had an ex that drove an F250 Powerstroke with a dropped/shattered valve for 3 days before mentioning it was idling kinda rough.

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

That's a $ 6,500 fuckup if it isn't salvageable.487cd67c34890bd49359c739d4c96297.jpg

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It was in the process of being replaced, never got more info other than that though 

If Andy Dufresne hadn't been a whittler of walls, he had the time it would take to unfuck that engine.

On 5/13/2020 at 11:32 AM, Incredulity said:

 

When throwing like a girl turns deadly.

On 5/16/2020 at 5:41 PM, Underdog said:

Lily would've kicked her ass, then throw her out. 

I'd pay good money to watch that.

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