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That's a cool dog.  Now paint my house!

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22 minutes ago, brakeman said:

Male sea-horse giving birth, making it look easy.

Seriously, ladies, what's the big damn deal?

Judges would have also accepted Bark Ruffko.  

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

Male sea-horse giving birth, making it look easy.

I think I've seen that move in similar movies.  I don't think it was baby seahorses in the other movies.  

https://defector.com/kodak-black-vvsnce-florida-panthers-game/

 

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In a rare moment of vulnerability, the nation’s attention was gripped by a Canucks-Panthers hockey game Tuesday night—not by what happened on the ice, but by what happened between rapper Kodak Black and a woman in a box suite, within the sight lines of most of the reported 15,041 fans in attendance. Were they fucking?

 

 

 

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You can’t do that! Hypothetically, if someone wanted to hump in the middle of a pro hockey game without interruption, their best bet would be going to a Coyotes homestand.

The long-distance video, combined with the hunched posture of Kodak Black and a musical artist who goes by Vvsnce, really made it seem like they were fucking. It’s ambiguous enough to make you at least consider that they might be fucking. But they were not fucking. She was twerking, and he was making some kind of noise. Vvsnce had said on her Instagram story that the hockey game was their second date.

That’s the least objectionable thing Kodak Black has done in the past five years.

 

 

https://www.instagram.com/kodakblack/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=b4dd1cb0-52e4-4362-931e-6eef40513dc1

 

 

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

12 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

Sandra Bullock?

On 1/11/2022 at 7:04 AM, Incredulity said:

 

Is it just me, or was anyone else expecting Dickbutt?

On 1/11/2022 at 12:24 PM, brakeman said:

Male sea-horse giving birth, making it look easy.

jack off please GIF

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless II, the first person to conduct an untethered free flight in space.

February 3, 1984

90 meters.

More like McCordless, amirite

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

These fucking kids today?

Tide pod Challenge?  

Covid Challenge?  

Salt & Ice Challenge?

Nah bro, doing the Challenger Challenge!  

"What's that?"

It's where you just hang onto the door handle of a Dodge Challenger during high-speed cornering for an extended period of time.  

"Wouldn't you get severely injured or even die?"
 

Yeah bro, that's why we're having this conversation in a post-op recovery room and I don't have legs or a right arm anymore.  

"Challenge accepted bro, YOLO!" 

 

That shark was chasing a fish not stalking that fatass wading in the water.  With that being said, if you've swam in the ocean or gulf you likely had a shark much closer to you than you would want.

You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin.

On 1/10/2022 at 6:15 PM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It's like they have never used fireworks before...roman candle was nice touch :)

 

so ahh...did Great White play the reception?

4 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Hammer head.  13 footer. 

I hammered your mom's head with my 13 incher.  Is that anything?  

Took my boy out to wade in the shallow beach area of Ala Moana (Honolulu) when he was about 2.  Couple of baby hammerheads came up to investigate him, maybe a foot or so long. Even though they weren't aggressively interested in him, I yeeted him out of the water like he was a hand grenade. 

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

supposedly everyone survived.

 

 

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@NASAHubble
 

spiral galaxy NGC 976

150 million light-years away, in the constellation Aries.

 

 

9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

supposedly everyone survived.

 

 

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9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Best comment wins the internet.

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All I have to say is “Hunga Tonga” goes in the badass name hall of fame.

2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:


 

 

I’m sure the oil and gas industry is responsible. Wait for it, you’ll hear the connection sooner or later. 

9 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Placeholder for the people on the beaches watching when the tsunami hits California. 

It was supposed to hit around an hour ago.  No reports of anything.

27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It was supposed to hit around an hour ago.  No reports of anything.

Well you guys are two hours behind us, so...

(I should know, my cartographer and chronopher both went to A&M)

15 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Earth with no atmosphere or oceans.

would like to see asia. nepal specifically. 

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