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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!

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3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

It does seem worse this year doesn’t it ?

You say this but 75% of the board is crying that our top targets end up staying at their original school. Hmm.

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34 minutes ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

Huh??? We could’ve not scored another point and you still would’ve lost. You got your ass kicked, own it.

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35 minutes ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

OU hasn’t been in the red zone vs Texas since 2023. If Sark is a buffoon what does that make Skeletor? Lulz.

11 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Is there still a spring portal?

This board couldn’t handle 2 portal windows

Just now, WBT said:

You say this but 75% of the board is crying that our top targets end up staying at their original school. Hmm.

But they entered the portal? I don’t know for sure but it seems the top teams / programs are seeing more activity/negotiation. Could be a recency bias, I’m too lazy on this stuff to measure it. Maybe a 9.95er could do that it would be interesting info.

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

This board couldn’t handle 2 portal windows

This board can’t handle one…

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

OU hasn’t been in the red zone vs Texas since 2023. If Sark is a buffoon what does that make Skeletor? Lulz.

A fucking okie

We're gonna have the best longsnaps in the country

6 minutes ago, Candi Fisther said:

It’s a fucking bloodbath. Looks like almost every top program has 2025 bluechip recruits non starters asking for raises or testing the portal. HS recruiting is losing relevancy by the second.

May be more difficult to add a large Freshman classes going forward if several make money for only 1year at Texas, then leave to chase the bag somewhere else.

Heard a couple $9.95ers speculate that Texas will give more playing time to some true freshman in 2026 -- gotta get better ROI.

2026 Examples are at LB, Athletic WR, and RB.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

OU hasn’t been in the red zone vs Texas since 2023. If Sark is a buffoon what does that make Skeletor? Lulz.

Cool. I’m blown away by that stat.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

That would be a pretty disappointing move by CDC if that was the plan.

Any other AD and it probably would happen.
Assuming we field a top five defense next year.

Just now, Constant said:

Cool. I’m blown away by that stat.

Great. I’m glad, retard.

Does the Kate beckensale photo posts still work on portal guys like it does recruits

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

We're gonna have the best longsnaps in the country

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

May be more difficult to add a large Freshman classes going forward if several make money for only 1year at Texas, then leave to chase the bag somewhere else.

Heard a couple $9.95ers speculate that Texas will give more playing time to some true freshman in 2026 -- gotta get better ROI.

2026 Examples are at LB, Athletic WR, and RB.

And then look for a mix of 1 and 2 years remaining in the portal each year. Lots of strategic issues to work though to find the right balance way to build and maintain a roster year in and year out. Remains to be seen if Texas back office can do it, seems a lot like our historical BMD/AD buffoonery at hiring HCs… all the resources, all the reasons to land the big one, and it concludes and lands like a shart. I’m kinda tired of texas being clownish on this shit.

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

We're gonna have the best longsnaps in the country

And the most.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Does the Kate beckensale photo posts still work on portal guys like it does recruits

Only one way to find out…

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

We're gonna have the best longsnaps in the country

Remember when we were so bad at football that Nate Boyer was a Texas fan household name

Just now, Scholz said:

Great. I’m glad, retard.

Wonderful.

Just now, Constant said:

Wonderful.

You suck against us, moronic okie. You don’t like hearing about it, go somewhere else besides a Longhorn site and celebrate all the spares your team is getting. Either way, fuck all the way off.

Turning over a silver lining--if Texas is offering more for linemen, then they will get a few. They should land some, or their messaging, including messenger, is hot garbage. Most of the teams dotting the college landscape aren't and have never been contenders, and their players know this. Get 4 or 5 linemen. I hope Texas lands some sooner or....

By the end of this weekend, we should know more about Sark, especially if they don't pull any linemen from the portal. As in, does he feel good enough about his offensive genius to game plan around a thin, offensive line? Because if he does, and can't see the risk staring him in the face, then he's blinded by loyalty to a fault. Flood can recruit who he wants, but needs to show that his room is fully operational and ready to contend. Something, something performance reviews.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

You suck against us, moronic okie. You don’t like hearing about it, go somewhere else besides a Longhorn site and celebrate all the spares your team is getting. Either way, fuck all the way off.

Anything else?

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Great. I’m glad, retard.

Here is where you lost the argument and embarrassed yourself

30 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

I think they were trying to compare this portal cycle so far to the incompetence of Strong (cake is baked) and Herman (winning is hard)

Sark Derangement Syndrome is epidemic.

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Anything else?

Nah I’m good. Don’t talk about a team that owns you.

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Here is where you lost the argument and embarrassed yourself

Cool. Hook’em.

42 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Just in time for what? Y'all couldn't score.

Couldn't get past the 50 for more than a few plays

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Nah I’m good. Don’t talk about a team that owns you.

Cool. Hook’em.

Yes, sir. Anything else?

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Yes, sir. Anything else?

Not really but as I said you’re pretty pathetic and comical for obsessing on our site and talking trash. Especially since you’re Sark’s bitch.

Just now, Scholz said:

Not really but as I said you’re pretty pathetic and comical for obsessing on our site and talking trash. Especially since you’re Sark’s bitch.

You should discuss your anger with a professional. Is there anything else?

And some of you muthafuckas do transfer

out

this

muthafucka.

Cuz I'm tired of this shit.

Just now, Constant said:

You should discuss your anger with a professional. Is there anything else?

Will do, Sark’s bitch. You have anything else?

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Will do, Sark’s bitch. You have anything else?

Can’t help but think that upper lip of yours is surging with sweat, wanting to drop your next, best insult. Now’s the time, my guy.

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

We slept your QB’s Heisman campaign.

We physically kicked OU’s ass.

Just now, Constant said:

Can’t help but think that upper lip of yours is surging with sweat, wanting to drop your next, best insult. Now’s the time, my guy.

Woo boy! That’s a good one!

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

You say this but 75% of the board is crying that our top targets end up staying at their original school. Hmm.

30 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

But they entered the portal? I don’t know for sure but it seems the top teams / programs are seeing more activity/negotiation. Could be a recency bias, I’m too lazy on this stuff to measure it. Maybe a 9.95er could do that it would be interesting info.

Yeah, sorry I quoted the wrong comment. I meant to say that in response to someone drawing the conclusion that high school recruiting doesn't matter now. Sure seems like 90+% of the real difference makers don't transfer so the only chance is to grab them the first time.

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Can’t help but think that upper lip of yours is surging with sweat, wanting to drop your next, best insult. Now’s the time, my guy.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Woo boy! That’s a good one!

Alright, we get it, please stop clogging the board.

28 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

May be more difficult to add a large Freshman classes going forward if several make money for only 1year at Texas, then leave to chase the bag somewhere else.

Heard a couple $9.95ers speculate that Texas will give more playing time to some true freshman in 2026 -- gotta get better ROI.

2026 Examples are at LB, Athletic WR, and RB.

Enforceable multi-year contracts with very material buyout provisions for each side. There has to be a way to limit this idiocy where everyone is a free agent annually. I hope this portal is the tipping point. As others have pointed out, seems like damn near every school is dealing with this chaos.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Alright, we get it, please stop clogging the board.

Yes every post on this thread is so on point.

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Let’s go Brandon ?!

I bet Tex Pete doesn't report that one.
3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Will do, Sark’s bitch. You have anything else?

I’m an old, been on these boards since they were invented. Was around for “I’m stunned, I’m pissed” and long before. Obviously I don’t post much but this sooner has repeatedly acknowledged their recent futility and been humble on this thread. I’ve learned over the years that CFB can be nothing but upside for your life, even when we are losing. It can always be fun. I appreciate riding rivals hard even when they try to be nice but this isn’t even clever. Take a minute and put your degree to work so it is at least entertaining.

1 minute ago, Alot said:

I’m an old, been on these boards since they were invented. Was around for “I’m stunned, I’m pissed” and long before. Obviously I don’t post much but this sooner has repeatedly acknowledged their recent futility and been humble on this thread. I’ve learned over the years that CFB can be nothing but upside for your life, even when we are losing. It can always be fun. I appreciate riding rivals hard even when they try to be nice but this isn’t even clever. Take a minute and put your degree to work so it is at least entertaining.

Gee sorry I didn’t meet your expectations. Don’t care for dumbass okies talking noise on our site when we own them. Don’t care for okies in general.

45 minutes ago, Constant said:

I didn’t intend on ringing the dinner bell and hijacking this thread with old news. Congrats on the win. Raleek Brown will be a great addition.

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Every time I check this thread and Twitter I'm like that fat hypnotist from Office Space going deeper, deeper, as I start cold sweating and fading further into oblivion

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OTF says the Wisconsin IOL is Indiana bound.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

OTF says the Wisconsin IOL is Indiana bound.

cuban / indiana having a great portal class

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