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Just heard my first commercial, so I guess it's time for the thread.

I'm not much of a shopper but (no CR) I presume tariffs are affecting price and availability of the junk we buy and give to people we dislike?

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Driving home after dinner last night, and I saw a house with their Christmas lights up and on.  On October 14th, with the highs in the 90's.  

As I came around the corner and first saw the lights through some trees, I say "Oh no!  Please no.  Not already."  My wife asks me what the hell I am talking about.  As we get closer to the house, I can confirm it is indeed Christmas lights (they weren't up the night before, so I was hoping it was some sort of Halloween thing). The job was obviously professionally done, so I guess they want to get their money's worth.

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3 hours ago, YoungCounty said:

Driving home after dinner last night, and I saw a house with their Christmas lights up and on.  On October 14th, with the highs in the 90's.  

As I came around the corner and first saw the lights through some trees, I say "Oh no!  Please no.  Not already."  My wife asks me what the hell I am talking about.  As we get closer to the house, I can confirm it is indeed Christmas lights (they weren't up the night before, so I was hoping it was some sort of Halloween thing). The job was obviously professionally done, so I guess they want to get their money's worth.

Probably Diwali 

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Folks is broke in 2025. Telling my people, give me a list of 1 or 2 items you want max. I'm capping a dollar limit per person. Middle class be middle classin' outchea.

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Yep, me too.  My son, who lives in Waco, loves it.  He has taken me by where he thinks this occurred, both of us laughing.  Every time I see a Santa on a roof, I holler "I know, bitch.  I'M THE ONE THAT FUCKING PUT HIS FAT ASS UP THERE LAST WEEK!"  My wife loves it when I do that.

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I understand she was driving pretty fast and all, but I never understood why he didn't just jump off the trolley with a finely executed tuck and roll into his yard when passing his house. 

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I’m pretty sure both Home Depot and Lowe’s had their decorations for Christmas out October 1st up here in Mass. Maybe sooner. It’s pretty ridiculous.

i took this picture Sept 27th

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On 10/20/2025 at 4:20 PM, CycleTex87 said:

I mean, let’s keep it under $10k this Christmas, amirite?

Per person?   I guess we are cutting back.

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2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I’m pretty sure both Home Depot and Lowe’s had their decorations for Christmas out October 1st up here in Mass. Maybe sooner. It’s pretty ridiculous.

i took this picture Sept 27th

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While bolded above is ragey enough, hell, they probably have to do that so you can save up the $1200 for that yard set. 🤬

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3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

While bolded above is ragey enough, hell, they probably have to do that so you can save up the $1200 for that yard set. 🤬

Hell in Austin you could hire real homeless people and costume them up for a week for less than that.  

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