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I would have, but my Sbarro's slice was getting cold and I had to get outta there quickly and hit up Sam Goody for a Spin Doctors album drop.  

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5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I would have, but my Sbarro's slice was getting cold and I had to get outta there quickly and hit up Sam Goody for a Spin Doctors album drop.  

And then Spencer’s and Hot Topic. 

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Dammit people, it wasn't Kool-Aid.  It was flavor-aid.  And the best reason of all that the analogy fits, is the flavor-aid was Orange.  

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That is maybe the most horrifying thing of the coming Kingdom of Trump…the elevation of nasty-ass chain-smoking fat white chicks as icons of “true American beauty.” Blech.
Well, okay, the bloodshed and cruelty and oppression of apostates will be worse…but elevating Karens is a close second.
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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Now I want some cottage cheese.

38 minutes ago, F250 said:

@tx 3 putt  I was expecting you to post a "wood.jpg" by now. I am disappointed.

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hate fuck doesn’t count as a ‘would’ 

I said it elsewhere, but more than a few of us on Sulry are within 10 years and a divorce of moving to the The Villages in Florida and banging our way through the 50-somethings and 60-somethings there.

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I said it elsewhere, but more than a few of us on Sulry are within 10 years and a divorce of moving to the The Villages in Florida and banging our way through the 50-somethings and 60-somethings there.

John Boehner Ok GIF

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So . . . God created the world . . . created man . . . man inhabited the world for at least the last 4,000 years (lulz) . . . but somehow God is pro-America, which has existed for (checks notes) almost 248 years.

Gotcha.

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Needs follow up questioning.

How do you know he works for Gaaahd?

Has everyone who has ever believed themselves to be on a mission from Gaaahd truly been on a mission from Gaaahd?

Why aren’t you voting for Jake & Elwood this November?

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"...and by America I mean the United States. And by United I mean we need a national divorce. And by divorce I mean patriotism. And by patriotism I mean falling in love with a communist dictator. And by communist dictator I mean Biden. And by Biden I mean Obama COVFEFE GOO JOOB!

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3 hours ago, Goredho said:

Needs follow up questioning.

How do you know he works for Gaaahd?

Has everyone who has ever believed themselves to be on a mission from Gaaahd truly been on a mission from Gaaahd?

Why aren’t you voting for Jake & Elwood this November?

Did gaaahd have some super secret plan that excuses Trump from cheating on his pregnant wife with an adult film star?

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6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Did gaaahd have some super secret plan that excuses Trump from cheating on his pregnant wife with an adult film star?

God works in mysterious ways. Same reason he gives kids cancer.

Also, sky santa is a sociopath.

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4 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

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It's not even because OU sucks but red and burnt orange look so awful together. It makes me cringe every time I see it. 



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