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I gotta say that Sweeney really disappeared in this role for the majority of the film. I was impressed with her portraying Christy Martin. It goes into the fights and her personal life with her trainer/abusive and manipulative husband. I liked Sweeney in the last movie I saw from her which was Eden. She disappeared in that role too as a German woman in the Galápagos Islands. I know people think of her looks first a lot, but she can act. Her quips to the other fighters were pretty funny in this one.
 

 

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was hoping this was about Christy Canyon.

 

With a full commitment to 80s hygiene. No goddamn merkins. 

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32 minutes ago, Helobious said:

“Come watch this movie where we make Sydney Sweeney unattractive”. And hollywood wonders why movies are dying

She's portraying a real person you absolute dumbfuck.

Every time I think you can't possibly be as stupid as you constantly prove yourself to be, you one up yourself. Incel bitch boy.

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

She's portraying a real person you absolute dumbfuck.

Every time I think you can't possibly be as stupid as you constantly prove yourself to be, you one up yourself. Incel bitch boy.

I thought it was funny. I can see why you called me Helobious earlier this morning. You are validated, sir.

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

She's portraying a real person you absolute dumbfuck.

Every time I think you can't possibly be as stupid as you constantly prove yourself to be, you one up yourself. Incel bitch boy.

A sense of humor.  Fucking get one

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

“Come watch this movie where we make Sydney Sweeney unattractive”. And hollywood wonders why movies are dying

Um....

 

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It's too bad you can't find a dozen other movies and shows where Sydney Sweeney portraits a hot, blonde bimbo with big tits looking to get laid. Damn you woke Hollywood!

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31 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's too bad you can't find a dozen other movies and shows where Sydney Sweeney portraits a hot, blonde bimbo with big tits looking to get laid. Damn you woke Hollywood!

I'd still watch one more.  But both is good.  I was impressed with her acting in Eden.

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17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It's too bad you can't find a dozen other movies and shows where Sydney Sweeney portraits a hot, blonde bimbo with big tits looking to get laid. Damn you woke Hollywood!

When/if the restraining order expires, I’m going to pitch Ms. Sweeney on the idea of a. Christy Canyon biopic.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

When/if the restraining order expires, I’m going to pitch Ms. Sweeney on the idea of a. Christy Canyon biopic.

I’ll join your letter writing campaign (is it still writing if you’re cutting letters out of magazines and newspapers and gluing them to a piece of paper that you photocopy?)

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4 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ll join your letter writing campaign (is it still writing if you’re cutting letters out of magazines and newspapers and gluing them to a piece of paper that you photocopy?)

It worked for me.

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11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ll join your letter writing campaign (is it still writing if you’re cutting letters out of magazines and newspapers and gluing them to a piece of paper that you photocopy?)

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

It worked for me.

Just be careful, use latex gloves to keep your DNA away from the paper and glue, and you're good to go.

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47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I must learn more about this new ranking system you have devised. 

Kate Hudson does something to me that Sydney doesn't (maybe it's channeling a younger Sharon Stone), and I have a thing for Nicole Scherzinger.

Edit: Kate is 46 and Nicole is 47.

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I must learn more about this new ranking system you have devised. 

To get the number one girl, look for 3. You are supposed to subtract 2 from it. For number 2, look for number 1. You are supposed to add 1 to number 1. For number three, look for number 4. You are supposed to subtract 1 from it. For number 4, look for number 2. You are supposed to add 2 to it. For number 5, just look for number 5. 

This system is way more sensible than the JT approach. 

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm not sure there are three women on the planet where if you had them stand next to each other, I would rank Sweeney wearing that dress #3.

I'd be willing to move her into #2.

But I'm not budging on a 40-something Kate Hudson who's channeling Sharon Stone.

Ain't no way that's happening.

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On 10/29/2025 at 9:13 AM, WBT said:

I'd still watch one more.  But both is good.  I was impressed with her acting in Eden.

Eden was a really good film that I had no expectations of. It was, like this one, a Monday night film at Regal where they don’t tell you what the movie will be. I feel like Sweeney really leaned into this character and was fantastic just like she was in Eden. I won’t judge an actress based on how they look. I judge Sweeney by her ability to play different roles in movies. This movie really brought out some great moments for her.

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Once again, I’m right about something this board is too out of touch to understand. Sweeney is learning what Megan Fox and other sex symbols had to learn: no one wants to watch a movie where they don’t look hot.

 

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13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

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Once again, I’m right about something this board is too out of touch to understand. Sweeney is learning what Megan Fox and other sex symbols had to learn: no one wants to watch a movie where they don’t look hot.

 

How the fuck did the Playmobil movie not make half a billion?

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36 minutes ago, Helobious said:

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Once again, I’m right about something this board is too out of touch to understand. Sweeney is learning what Megan Fox and other sex symbols had to learn: no one wants to watch a movie where they don’t look hot.

 

Literally no one said that it looked like a huge hit in the making, you dumb fuck.

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On 10/29/2025 at 7:50 AM, Helobious said:

“Come watch this movie where we make Sydney Sweeney unattractive”. And hollywood wonders why movies are dying

I mean, I know we hate Helobious, but he nails it here IMO.

It's like a rock band refusing to play their popular, hit songs and trying to play their new, artistic genre bending music that nobody cares about. 

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28 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I mean, I know we hate Helobious, but he nails it here IMO.

It's like a rock band refusing to play their popular, hit songs and trying to play their new, artistic genre bending music that nobody cares about. 

Are you two doofuses under the impression that woke Hollywood forced her to do this movie? Why, because putting her in paint-by-numbers rom-coms as the big-chested flirty love interest was making them too much money, and they felt guilty about it?

I'm guessing she and her agent want to branch out and show her diverse acting chops...but this was about the best gig she could land because Hollywood wants to typecast her as the sexy blonde willing to flaunt her tits.

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18 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Are you two doofuses under the impression that woke Hollywood forced her to do this movie? Why, because putting her in paint-by-numbers rom-coms as the big-chested flirty love interest was making them too much money, and they felt guilty about it?

I'm guessing she and her agent want to branch out and show her diverse acting chops...but this was about the best gig she could land because Hollywood wants to typecast her as the sexy blonde willing to flaunt her tits.

Nobody is using the word woke. What is your problem?

She's an imbecile for thinking that anyone cares about her for anything outside of what most of the last two pages was buzzing about.

The film producers and studios were imbeciles for thinking anyone wanted to see her, of all people, ugly it up and take on a serious dramatic role.

Nobody here is woke-casting or talking about woke.

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53 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I mean, I know we hate Helobious, but he nails it here IMO.

It's like a rock band refusing to play their popular, hit songs and trying to play their new, artistic genre bending music that nobody cares about. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Nobody is using the word woke. What is your problem?

She's an imbecile for thinking that anyone cares about her for anything outside of what most of the last two pages was buzzing about.

The film producers and studios were imbeciles for thinking anyone wanted to see her, of all people, ugly it up and take on a serious dramatic role.

Nobody here is woke-casting or talking about woke.

You clearly aren't familiar with Helobious's work.

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He's had a bone to pick about Hollywood political correctness not wanting to portray women as sex symbols to be ogled at anymore for awhile now. Because he's an idiot.

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On 10/31/2025 at 9:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I'd be willing to move her into #2.

But I'm not budging on a 40-something Kate Hudson who's channeling Sharon Stone.

Ain't no way that's happening.

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