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O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m taking the under.

I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.

19 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I don’t wanna see any false starts or giving up any 3rd and hella longs

Then you probably shouldn't watch. This shit is gonna be sloppy

Series record all-time:
Texas 2-0 

Strength of schedule:
Texas 8th
Michigan 28th 

Total offense: 
69. Texas 383 yards per game
50. Michigan 400 yards per game

Rushing offense:
94. Texas 129.8 yards per game
14. Michigan 214.3 yards per game

Passing offense:
38. Texas 253.2 yards per game
105. Michigan 185.8 yards per game

Points per game:
39. Texas 29.6
60. Michigan 27.6

Total defense:
29. Texas 336 yards per game
19. Michigan 312.5 yards per game

Rush defense:
9. Texas 98.1 yards per game
13. Michigan 101.9 yards per game

Pass defense:
93. Texas 237.9 yards per game
49. Michigan 210.6 yards per game 

Penalties per game:
131. Texas 8.0 
7. Michigan 4.0 

Common opponents:
Texas lost at Ohio State 14-7 and beat Oklahoma 23-6
Michigan lost at Oklahoma 24-13 and lost to Ohio State 27-9

4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

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O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m taking the under.

I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.

Over. He doesn't want Manning to get killed in this one. If he puts Lacy in he doesn't want him to get exposed. He's gonna try to run it as much as possible

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Over. He doesn't want Manning to get killed in this one. If he puts Lacy in he doesn't want him to get exposed. He's gonna try to run it as much as possible

Well, I hope it's because Texas somehow finds success running the ball. But I'm not optimistic.

why am I still seeing "As the whore Blows" or some shit on abc

9 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

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O/U 49.5 rushing yards from RBs today? I’m taking the under.

I’m thinking Sark gets pass happy.

this is going to be the arch manning show

a second peyton gets the citrus bowl mvp today

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck. I need a cheezit reaction. Can someone find a good one to use?

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I am fully prepared for a total hot mess on defense. Hopefully we are all pleasantly surprised.

4 minutes ago, beer said:

why am I still seeing "As the whore Blows" or some shit on abc

Your wife got her own tv show? Congrats!

6 minutes ago, beer said:

"As the whore Blows"

I dunno, sounds kind of interesting.

Not even a pregame show. TV treating the game like a worthless mid October FCS game. How much longer will these games even exist?

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Ugh. Can’t stand Mark Jones. Roddy isn’t bad though.

Just came here to post this. Jones sucks.

Great. We get one of the sparest announcing duos as we can get -- Mark Jones and Roddy Jones. Roddy isn't so bad but Mark fucking sucks.

Just now, Hermanator said:

How much longer will these games even exist?

you're crazy

Obviously I really want us to get that 10th win and stay undefeated against Michigan.

But win or lose, this bowl game will have no predictive value on next season. Remember when our young squad upset Colorado in the Alamo Bowl with Casey Thompson throwing bombs, then went 5-7 next year? Or when Bijan Robinson opted out and we lost to Washington in the Alamo Bowl to drop to 8-5, only to win the Big 12 and make it to the CFP next year?

Just now, C-Man said:

Great. We get one of the sparest announcing duos as we can get -- Mark Jones and Roddy Jones. Roddy isn't so bad but Mark fucking sucks.

Kind of what happens when there are 4 CFP games ESPN has to call in the next 28ish hours

Here we go boys. One final time in a disappointing year to bitch. Cheer complain with level headed accuracy during the game. It’s been an honor to share the field of battle with you all

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Ugh. Can’t stand Mark Jones. Roddy isn’t bad though.

On the bright side at least its not galindo.

But ABC could pull a hobo out of an Orlando dumpster and they'd be better than Mark

In the PC the other day Sark said he was going to have hard conversations with 2 players later that day relate to NIL. Wonder if Terry is pulling a Wisner.

17 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Mother fucker

18 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Over. He doesn't want Manning to get killed in this one. If he puts Lacy in he doesn't want him to get exposed. He's gonna try to run it as much as possible

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Not even a pregame show. TV treating the game like a worthless mid October FCS game. How much longer will these games even exist?

Weren’t you all over the other bowl thread a couple weeks ago saying you weren’t going to watch this? Shocked you’re here!

Awful pregame speech, horns by 70

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