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2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)

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what's the TD to incompletion ratio now

That was a frozen rope. Nice catch.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Honest question: Is the dude somewhere on the Autism spectrum?

If he is we need to donate 1 million bottles of Tylenol to Sark.

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

But I’d love to see it. I just don’t think I’ve seen a team execute better.

How many practices would it take to get this level of execution? They do what they're supposed to do--make contested catches, don't turn the ball over, no stupid penalties which demands focus and team above individual, and they have a mobile qb as a coach on the field that makes every throw, which requires maturity.

Miami's gameplan is going to start with hitting the qb as much as possible, legal or not--make the refs call. They're going after the driver.

Lanning right now.

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Cignetti right now.

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Honest question: Is the dude somewhere on the Autism spectrum

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Match up between Cignetti and Cristobal.

Miami is about to run into the buzzsaw Oregon and the rest of college football did.

Sark I hope you’re watching this This is how a coach that isn’t a gaping pussy runs the score up

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Match up between Cignetti and Cristobal.

Like playing a 5 year old kid in basketball.

Just now, chemHORN said:

Also Texas the only SEC team to end the season with a win, no?

Ole Miss beat Georgia

Just now, F250 said:

Lanning right now.

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Cignetti right now.

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Hmmm, not sure I agree with that analogy, given how that ended for them all.

Sarrat just beat All American (and Purdue turncoat) Thienemann for that TD.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Seriously, miami doesnt stand a chance

Miami has more talent, but they will need to keep their heads. They lead in penalties, and they'll start the game without a safety who got tossed for targeting. Stupid play against Indiana will be costly.

McDonough is simply the best - "And Dan Lanning can't wait to go home."

Accurate. Succinct. Never disappoints.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Match up between Cignetti and Cristobal.

I will let you decide which is which. We haven’t really to see Fernando’s brother cook but given they went to a QB in the portal I’m assuming he doesn’t cook.

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Miami has more talent, but they will need to keep their heads. They lead in penalties, and they'll start the game without a safety who got tossed for targeting. Stupid play against Indiana will be costly.

The Miami team that beat Ohio State has a shot. The Miami team that played last night with the penalties and mistakes looks like it would lose to Indiana.

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Also Texas the only SEC team to end the season with a win, no?

Only one team in the playoffs ends their season with a win so

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I think by rule Cignetti gets to fuck the Oregon cheerleaders and Lannings wife on the 50 yd line after the game

Ah, wishcasting

Lane left Ole Miss because he could not beat Georgia and then they beat Georgia despite doing everything they could to lose the game without Lane. I don’t think he can beat Smart at LSU. And I will laugh my ass off if that happens.

Yeah, Greg, this team doesn't quite have LSU's natty talent.

And that is its beauty.

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

But they didn't beat Miami

Sorry, I misread your post.

Just now, Rimbo said:

Hmmm, not sure I agree with that analogy, given how that ended for them all.

I said right now. Bruce Willis might be Miami but I am pretty sure in this version Maynard is going to get some Bruce Willis cheeks.

They said earlier IU has not lost a fumble since the first game of the season

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

How many practices would it take to get this level of execution? They do what they're supposed to do--make contested catches, don't turn the ball over, no stupid penalties which demands focus and team above individual, and they have a mobile qb as a coach on the field that makes every throw, which requires maturity.

Miami's gameplan is going to start with hitting the qb as much as possible, legal or not--make the refs call. They're going after the driver.

It's widely reputed that IU/Cignetti uses less than the allotted practice time and their practice schedule is quite moderate.

They were saying earlier that his assistants love him because they go home at night.

Just now, Sawbonz said:

They said earlier IU has not lost a fumble since the first game of the season

So sorcery then?

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

We lost because someone's bright idea to run Colt right into to the teeth of Bama's DL instead of just letting him carve them up, which he most likely would have all night.

I thought Colt was injured on a sack.

Miami better bring their brass knuckles and pipes.

8 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I assume this is what, "all gas" actually looks like??

this is where you take the gas can and burn the opposing coaches house down with his family in it.

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sark I hope you’re watching this This is how a coach that isn’t a gaping pussy runs the score up

Also no bull shit penalties to screw your crouching stance play calls, etc etc

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Only one team in the playoffs ends their season with a win so

And it wont be an SEC team and none of the non playoff SEC teams that played in Bowls won either.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I will let you decide which is which. We haven’t really to see Fernando’s brother cook but given they went to a QB in the portal I’m assuming he doesn’t cook.

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I think Cristobal is more akin to Simple Jack than he is to Jimmy Johnson.

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Just now, notre dame joe said:

I thought Colt was injured on a sack.

No was a designed run. An idiotic, needless, stupid fucking designed run

1 minute ago, notre dame joe said:

I thought Colt was injured on a sack.

Speed option.

IU has nine TOs in 15 games this season.

It has 11 defensive penalties in the same # of games.

The antithesis of Sarkisian's dumb teams.

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Only one team in the playoffs ends their season with a win so

Maybe you prefer Texas is the only SEC team to beat a power 5 non conference opponent in the post season.

7 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Also Texas the only SEC team to end the season with a win, no?

Nope. Florida did also.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

It's widely reputed that IU/Cignetti uses less than the allotted practice time and their practice schedule is quite moderate.

They were saying earlier that his assistants love him because they go home at night.

So we should sneak into their practices then? See what’s really going on? How can we copy it if we don’t know what they do in practice? What the fuck do they do in practice?

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