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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7364129/Twitter-SUSPENDS-Scaramucci-calling-Trump-fattest-President-William-Howard-Taft.html

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Former Donald Trump ally Anthony Scaramucci said Friday that Twitter locked his account after he posted an insult aimed at the president's weight.

Trump had jabbed at a man he thought was an overweight protester during a Manchester, New Hampshire rally, saying: 'That guy's got a serious weight problem. Go home, start exercising.'

Scaramucci tweeted a video excerpt, along with his own commentary: 'Said the fattest President since William Howard Taft . . .'

Telling Axios about his temporary Twitter ban, he said the jab at Trump's girth was probably to blame.

'I think it is related to "fat shaming" President Trump,' he said. 'I should have said he is the largest proportioned President since William Howard Taft. My bad.'  

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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My burner sock account called dotard fat and broke without getting put in time out.  Tweeter is prejudice against the Mooch.

Yeah, I've responded to several of Trump's tweets calling him a fat piece of shit and mine's never been suspended.   Of course, I have like 10 followers, so....

Fucking mooch playing everyone again. He really doesn’t want to let his 15 minutes go this week. 

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Mooch is a jagoff but how does that warrant a ban?

Phone call from Trump to Jack?

And yet the "offending" tweet is still posted...  

 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Our preferred nomenclature is marsh hopper.

Man, I understand. My own father, a fucking high school history teacher (the kind with an actual master's & not a stupid coach), who once hung posters of MLK in his classroom, is a devoted Trump supporter after 20+ years of the propaganda network 

There's simply nothing else to say at this point.

 

That is fucking tragic and mind bottling. I don't know how one can develop the critical thinking skills necessary to complete a post graduate degree in history, just to ignore those skills to support Donald. 

I'd love to see Twitter block Trump just fucking once to establish a line.

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


😉

God how I wish this was real.

3 hours ago, bolverk said:

Our preferred nomenclature is marsh hopper.

Man, I understand. My own father, a fucking high school history teacher (the kind with an actual master's & not a stupid coach), who once hung posters of MLK in his classroom, is a devoted Trump supporter after 20+ years of the propaganda network 

There's simply nothing else to say at this point.

That’s sad but not surprising. 

I find it deeply ironic that our parents, who many of them thought we were going to be brainwashed and harmed by heavy metal, rap, and violent video games, were instead completely brainwashed themselves by a for-profit hate network to the point that they are just about gone.

Or am I misusing “irony” again? 

God how I wish this was real.

Having just spent time there...I concur. I suggest that we post a sale price of $1.
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Denmark coming in hot.

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“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

 

18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

That is fucking tragic and mind bottling. I don't know how one can develop the critical thinking skills necessary to complete a post graduate degree in history, just to ignore those skills to support Donald. 

Tell me about it. Maybe his concerned scoldings about Yellow Dog Democrats but support of Charlie Stenholm in spite of being a staunch Republican was all a ruse during my upbringing. That said, something in the man's brain broke in the mid-90s after he retired and was served up a daily diet of Fox and Rush.

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If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.

 

10 minutes ago, retread said:

Denmark coming in hot.

 

I'm going to immediately get in touch with my one and only Danish acquaintance to see if he can help make this happen.

Fingers crossed!    ×(°•°)×

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Y'all realize it's satire right?

hey man, fuck you and your big words.

20 minutes ago, retread said:

Denmark coming in hot.

 

Guess we're going to war with and/or imposing tariffs on Denmark now

Denmark coming in hot.
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.
 

Now that’s how you fucking troll
10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Y'all realize it's satire right?

Sure, it's from the Borowitz Report but, really, who's to tell what's satire anymore?

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forgot a word

26 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sure, it's from the Borowitz Report but, really, who's to tell what's satire anymore?

The inability to tell satire from reality is a hallmark of the Trump presidency.  

Edited by DixonHur

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

That is fucking tragic and mind bottling. I don't know how one can develop the critical thinking skills necessary to complete a post graduate degree in history, just to ignore those skills to support Donald. 

My sister-in-law, who's got some "issues" with working, and was fully into Qanon and being a Trumpkin, managed to fuck up at her dad's birthday party last month.  Somebody made a joke about Trump, not even a bad one, just like a "oh wonderful, look what he's saying on twitter", and she got defensive, and then managed to go on about Hispanics are flooding Texas from Mexico and South America and they don't bring anything to the country.  She did this in front of 3 of her siblings, and one of the siblings that wasn't there is married to a Hispanic, and has children with her.  They called her out on-the-spot, she's not welcome in any of our homes, and her brother (whose wife is Hispanic) gave her an earful about how she's not allowed around his kids).

As my wife said later, everybody has been putting up with this crap, but everybody is now done with her, and she has been told as much to her face.  My gut says she'll follow Dear Leader and double-down in her views.

I'm happy that she finally realizes that having dumbass views do carry some repercussions (and her parents have cut back quite a bit on her support).

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51 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That’s sad but not surprising. 

I find it deeply ironic that our parents, who many of them thought we were going to be brainwashed and harmed by heavy metal, rap, and violent video games, were instead completely brainwashed themselves by a for-profit hate network to the point that they are just about gone.

Or am I misusing “irony” again? 

Don't forget the easily accessible and totally free Facebook.  That, to me, was the absolute knockout punch for a lot of individuals.  I'm convinced it's what shoved my in-laws  who as recently as summer of 2016 believed that Trump was a fucking fool who would be a terrible president and could destroy the Republican party if he were elected...now, they are full-blown #MAGA.  

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My sister-in-law, who's got some "issues" with working, and was fully into Qanon and being a Trumpkin, managed to fuck up at her dad's birthday party last month.  Somebody made a joke about Trump, not even a bad one, just like a "oh wonderful, look what he's saying on twitter", and she got defensive, and then managed to go on about Hispanics are flooding Texas from Mexico and South America and they don't bring anything to the country.  She did this in front of 3 of her siblings, and one of the siblings that wasn't there is married to a Hispanic, and has children with her.  They called her out on-the-spot, she's not welcome in any of our homes, and her brother (whose wife is Hispanic) gave her an earful about how she's not allowed around his kids).

As my wife said later, everybody has been putting up with this crap, but everybody is now done with her, and she has been told as much to her face.  My gut says she'll follow Dear Leader and double-down in her views.

I'm happy that she finally realizes that having dumbass views do carry some repercussions (and her parents have cut back quite a bit on her support).

So she’s a deadbeat railing against immigrants that risk their lives to come here and do backbreaking work no Americans will do by calling them worthless deadbeats?

i’ll say it again. If you support Donald Trump’s agenda it’s because you hate yourself. Your SIL, deep down, knows she’s a worthless sack of shit and hates herself for it. But it’s a lot easier to project that hate onto others. So fuck the brown people!

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


You realize I put a little winky face on that post, right?

Yes, but it doesn't seem some people got the message.  To be fair, it is fucking hard to tell these days.

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

Man, I understand. My own father, a fucking high school history teacher (the kind with an actual master's & not a stupid coach), who once hung posters of MLK in his classroom, is a devoted Trump supporter after 20+ years of the propaganda network 

That sucks...I mean my folks support Trump too, but they barely have a HS diploma between the two of them, so at least I have that as comfort.

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typo fixed for smartass below...although tbh, I can't spell for shit...which is why I stick to careers with numbers lol

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

she got defensive, and then managed to go on about Hispanics are flooding Texas from Mexico and South America and they don't bring anything to the country.

What the fuck is she talking about?  According to Trump they bring high level raping skills...and according to Steve King rape is necessary to sustain the Earth's population.

How are white folk supposed to learn proper rape technique without immigration from Latin America?

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Don't forget the easily accessible and totally free Facebook.  That, to me, was the absolute knockout punch for a lot of individuals.  I'm convinced it's what shoved my in-laws  who as recently as summer of 2016 believed that Trump was a fucking fool who would be a terrible president and could destroy the Republican party if he were elected...now, they are full-blown #MAGA.  

Facebook is the Devil. I've watched my sister get sucked into the vortex. She has some alternate fact checking site she found on there because Snopes is a liberal mind control device. She joined a United Deplorables of America group. It's like watching someone you love come down with Alzheimers.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Y'all realize it's satire right?

The current Presidency?

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

How are white folk supposed to learn proper rape technique without immigration from Latin America?

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I love the cliffside benches, you know, for when you want to contemplate the world after raping some children.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, but it doesn't seem some people got the message.  To be fair, it is fucking hard to tell these days.

It is solid satire

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5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Our preferred nomenclature is marsh hopper.

Man, I understand. My own father, a fucking high school history teacher (the kind with an actual master's & not a stupid coach), who once hung posters of MLK in his classroom, is a devoted Trump supporter after 20+ years of the propaganda network 

There's simply nothing else to say at this point.

There was a flat earth society documentary on Netflix which highlights part of the issue.   Facts are not the issue. They need to feel like they are apart of something, and Fox's hate machine is pretty accessible.  It is designed to make you feel like you are superior and once you accept that, you start nodding along for other shit, because you are superior.  You are part of a group that is there 24/7.  It becomes familiar.   Those kids of yours leave, have families of their own, and sometimes call/visit.  But Tucker and the hate machine are there every day.  Reliable as always.  D = bad.  R = good.  You are a good American for knowing that.  The Founding Fathers would love you.  Our military heroes thank you for your support.  You are a real American.  God loves Americans most of all.  

28 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It is designed to make you feel like you are superior

That is 100% the FOX mind control method. 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Don't forget the easily accessible and totally free Facebook.  That, to me, was the absolute knockout punch for a lot of individuals.  I'm convinced it's what shoved my in-laws  who as recently as summer of 2016 believed that Trump was a fucking fool who would be a terrible president and could destroy the Republican party if he were elected...now, they are full-blown #MAGA.  

This is a good point. Facebook, unlike Fox News, gives close social validation to otherwise stupid and ridiculous beliefs.  After all, if Aunt Jenny is liking the Depolorable Choir why shouldn’t i like em? 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I love the cliffside benches, you know, for when you want to contemplate the world after raping some children.

 

That is a nice touch. 

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