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20 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

It's fine to watch soccer, but MLS is garbage and indefensible. It's the premier league or nothing. 

I only watch MLS when PL and SPL aren't on. It's too slow for my taste 

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Come on Quakes (says the man who only watches Chelsea games and nothing else)

I'm with you on that (minus Chelsea) 

Fuck pro soccer. Let me know when America's best athlete's play soccer.

 

Me when the US missed the world cup

 

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On 5/6/2018 at 2:24 PM, Bevojoe said:

Damn! That’s gonna be hard to top. Who would they meet at aggy? Goober the Yodeling Cowboy?

Lmao why am I just now seeing this? That's great!

Jake Smith is better than Waddle. There, I said it. Sorry EJ. 

Has anyone posted the 247 article on Jake Smith's discussion of his final two?

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Jake Smith is better than Waddle. There, I said it. Sorry EJ. 


Great, now we have reached the top of the rollercoaster and it’s only downhill from here. Hold on!
5 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Jake Smith is better than Waddle. There, I said it. Sorry EJ. 

you just made EJ spill his morning frappecino

He’s an excellent prospect and I would be excited to get him but I think declaring him an offense changer based on film against crap HS competition is a bit over the top.

5 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Jake Smith is better than Waddle. There, I said it. Sorry EJ. 

take it back.


Dicks doesn’t support the second amendment. Fuck em.


Looks like someone supports dead kids. Take it to the cloak room., knuckle dragger.
8 hours ago, texifornia said:

The USC people are saying that his whole OV weekend will be about showing him LA can be a "college town" 

Advantage Aggy

The USC people are saying that his whole OV weekend will be about showing him LA can be a "college town" since he grew up loving them but likes the ATX vibe. It's not a Nana-style religion sell. We can win this.
Good luck getting LA to give a single fuck about the colleges in town..especially during the off season. To be fair though, it seems less Austinites live and die by UT football these days, not sure it was ever a rabid college town..
Good luck getting LA to give a single fuck about the colleges in town..especially during the off season. To be fair though, it seems less Austinites live and die by UT football these days, not sure it was ever a rabid college town..


This is what the top 10 rule (or 7% now) gets you.

My opinion.
I only watch MLS when PL and SPL aren't on. It's too slow for my taste 

That’s wonderful. Thanks for sharing.
He’s an excellent prospect and I would be excited to get him but I think declaring him an offense changer based on film against crap HS competition is a bit over the top.
But we were on such a roll.
42 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

 


This is what the top 10 rule (or 7% now) gets you.

My opinion.

 

That, and all the transplants who either bring their own collegiate allegiances or come from places where college football is nothing more than background noise.

Jordan Shipley did okay at the next level after scorching powerhouses like Hico, Bandera, Ingram, and Llano in high school.  Jake Smith will do just fine in college ball.  

11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jordan Shipley did okay at the next level after scorching powerhouses like Hico, Bandera, Ingram, and Llano in high school.  Jake Smith will do just fine in college ball.  

shipley put up considerably better numbers in high school than jake smith. 

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

shipley put up considerably better numbers in high school than jake smith. 

So Jake Smith must be playing against better competition.  I get it now.  

I also wonder what Jake Smith's receiving stats would look like if he did not split time at RB.  

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Jake Smith is supposed to be checking out USC this weekend on his official. The Trojans are also going to redesignate The Angels as a famous college town.

Any of you gumshoe sleuths with contacts with the USC $9.95-ers know whether Smith made it to the land of King Prius this weekend?

9 hours ago, Majorcholas said:

Communist kickball talk not going away....

That shit's worse than all the "Tell me about" threads. And that's saying something. 

5 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

Jake Smith is supposed to be checking out USC this weekend on his official. The Trojans are also going to redesignate The Angels as a famous college town.

Any of you gumshoe sleuths with contacts with the USC $9.95-ers know whether Smith made it to the land of King Prius this weekend?

Just wait for @TrojanPrincess to report on all things USC from this weekend. She's reasonably objective, as football fans go, so if she says it went well, it went well. If it didn't, she'll say that, too.

Or, you could wait for EJ's latte to cool off so he can write an update tomorrow.

9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

 

Or, you could wait for EJ's latte to cool off so he can write an update tomorrow.

You can write it today, USC surging. Texas has a chance since it gets the last official, but it will have to hit a home run.

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

You can write it today, USC surging. Texas has a chance since it gets the last official, but it will have to hit a home run.

"USC really sold him on being able to start right away. He has a great relationship with Tee Martin and he plans on majoring in film these hurdles might be too much for Texas to imagine overcome.  I am changing my pick to cloudy "

 

Did I do that right?

Weather is shit in LA right now. Advantage Texas!

Unless something has changed, Jake Smith is listed as OVing to USC next weekend, not this one.

23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's 'cuz he's moving too fast. </surly>

Teddy Lehman fast or just Ussain Bolt fast?

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Unless something has changed, Jake Smith is listed as OVing to USC next weekend, not this one.

You're right, M.  False alarm on my part re this weekend.  It's the 18th.  Better to be wrong early than late, lol?

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Just wait for @TrojanPrincess to report on all things USC from this weekend. She's reasonably objective, as football fans go, so if she says it went well, it went well. If it didn't, she'll say that, too.

Or, you could wait for EJ's latte to cool off so he can write an update tomorrow.

His official to USC will be in late June, if he decides to still take it.

20 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Seriously. We get this guy, and a large part of our offensive problems are solved. Jordan Shipley gave us an automatic 5 yards similar to a game changing running back with a shitty oline. I think the McCaffrey and Harvin comparisons are within reason, but the guy has what it takes irregardless of competition level, and anyone can see that in his tape. I think some WRs are attracted to UT, because they see Rising and the kind of ball he throws and they envision receiving TD passes from him in games that matter.

Helpful hint:  people will think you are smarter if you stop using the word "irregardless."

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Helpful hint:  people will think you are smarter if you stop using the word "irregardless."

Sure, that would be the nucular option but only if he has a rapist's wit. 

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33 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Helpful hint:  people will think you are smarter if you stop using the word "irregardless."

What if he's irregarded?

42 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

Is this a 'power move' or 'real recruiting'?

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2 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

His official to USC will be in late June, if he decides to still take it.

Sounds like you're conceding Smith to Texas.

E.J. Holland: UT partnering with SMU for Dallas satellite camp

Texas has scheduled another summer satellite camp. Horns247 has learned that the Longhorns are partnering with SMU and will be a part of the Mustangs’ on-campus camp in Dallas in early June. Texas will also hold in-state satellite camps in Commerce, Houston, Marshall and San Marcos. The Longhorns will have a pair of on-campus camps as well. The Longhorns also have two out-of-state satellite camps scheduled in Saint Louis and Los Angeles. Expect UT to continued to schedule summer satellite camps over the next few weeks.

15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

E.J. Holland: UT partnering with SMU for Dallas satellite camp

 

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Texas has scheduled another summer satellite camp. Horns247 has learned that the Longhorns are partnering with SMU and will be a part of the Mustangs’ on-campus camp in Dallas in early June. Texas will also hold in-state satellite camps in Commerce, Houston, Marshall and San Marcos. The Longhorns will have a pair of on-campus camps as well. The Longhorns also have two out-of-state satellite camps scheduled in Saint Louis and Los Angeles. Expect UT to continued to schedule summer satellite camps over the next few weeks.

 

So the camps on campus will be UTL and??????

Also love the idea of camping in St Louis. 

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

https://www.burntorangenation.com/2018/5/13/17350196/dallas-warmack-brandon-kennedy-graduate-transfer-texas-longhorns

We already knew about Alabama OG Dallas Warmack, but what about Alabama backup OC Brandon Kennedy? 

We are going to have at least 3-4 guys leave by the time fall camp starts so no need to think about only having 2 scholarships left. 

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