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Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

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6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Is this real?

It's only real if the shoes on his feet are not actually Off White branded.  Authentic Off White shoes (either the stand alone brand or their collabs with Nike) come with the tag already attached to the shoe.  In EJ's case, I think he's wearing actual Off White shoes.

Dude looks like a total tool regardless.  

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Just now, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

Do you even #nontraditional, bro?

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Just now, longhornmatt said:

I really don’t know about this as a general matter.  He didn’t actually go to Texas, so in that sense he’s not embarrassing to us.  But just as a general matter - I mean this is tough to beat.

Yet Hamm and Looch easily beat him out. They're beyond pathetic.

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4 minutes ago, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

Wearing a hat to a formal event. That's all I needed to see to form my opinion. 

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27 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

There's a lot to attack there.

But the most egregious is that he wore A HAT to his own wedding?

what the actual fuck

He has to be going bald.

 

5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

....and he’s still not as embarrassing as Looch and Hamm.

He's making it a race though.

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46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Help me out. I'm sure in this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

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Just now, Katfid54 said:

Remember like two years ago when EJ said that he was "in the process of getting engaged"?  How the fuck does that get up and venue take more than like 14 days to plan for?

He had to plan the honeymoon. Which is in Prague (surprisingly fun and culturally engaging choice, but BRR in February), so give it a month out to book plane tickets and hotels.

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I started calling EJ Holland a know-nothing hack of an assclown on 24/7 3 years ago when he showed up. He was mobbed for autographs by the likes of LotusHorn, VaHorn and other goobers of their ilk. This all because he was a 23 year old hired to cover recruits for a UT site.

He knew jack shit, but he was going to act entitled and tell you how fucking hard he worked and how smart he was. So I mocked him on an ongoing basis and he had the thinnest skin of any of these dildos this side of Taylor Hamm. He exploded one day after I told him he had made a lazy take, not that he was lazy. He cyber-bawled, locked the thread when I came back at him with facts and logic, and then started a new thread calling me a dipshit for challenging him. I responded, went to the account information section and deleted my credit card info, changed my password to something I'd never remember, and logged out.

I was one of the first posters on that site in support of what Howe and Burton were doing and promoted it on Shaggy. It was obvious then, but it is nonetheless more gratifying now, to see what a complete and utter dipshit this fucking dork is. To boot, I think his football takes get worse every time I see something new from him. He's a shill for the street agents and more or less has complete and utter disdain for his subscriber base, who's too stupid to see that or address it. When he's off to cover gossip some day for a local DFW blog or something, I have no doubt he'll continue to do substandard work even there. 

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26 minutes ago, fellside said:

Never seen so many red flags in one picture

Married on a Tuesday
Wearing a hat
Wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan
No show socks
Sneakers
Stupid Zip-tie
Shirt buttoned up to the top with no tie
Not smiling at his own wedding because he's too cool
And his wife is dressed like a normal human being, so it's not like it was a mutual thing.

I'm sorry let me add "tweeting during his own wedding" to this.

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