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Thank fucking god. Now mike fiers no longer has the most recent 1 pitcher no hitter for the Stros.

 

Retire his number next home game

Congratulations Justin on winning your 2nd Cy Young! Sorry Gerrit.

I just checked the internet, is it fucking true ?

If so. Jv also just won the cy young

Just now, Scraps said:

Retire his number next home game

And Kate Upton’s Bra 

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No hitter on my birthday!!!!!

150 years of baseball, now 6 pitchers have thrown 3 or more no-nos. 

35 have thrown 2, and one of those is mike fiers. 

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Fuck yeah! He probably just sealed the Cy.

 

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I just checked the internet, is it fucking true ?

If so. Jv also just won the cy young

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

And Kate Upton’s Bra 

JV ‘s going to retire that tonight.

Awesome!  I started following in the 6th but didn't want to post until it was over.  

Also props to Toro for letting it end after 9.

Least likely guy in the lineup provides the winning hit and records the last out. JV will treat him right.

I’d also like to thank Pat Hoberg for tossing JV a couple of outs early his last start and keeping his pitch count the lowest it’s been all season 

Toro tore, Tora 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’d also like to thank Pat Hoberg for tossing JV a couple of outs early his last start and keeping his pitch count the lowest it’s been all season 

Lol, it all works out. 

Not one of those games in which 12 balls get hit 105 mph right at fielders. Just a dominant whipping by the master. Hand him the CY. 

Kate Upton is not giving tora some noach tonight

This JV guy seems pretty good.

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UNBELIEVABLE. 

Legend indeed. 

What a memorable moment for Toro as well. That guy wasn't even on the 40 man two weeks ago and he was making like 29k/yr or something and now he's making about 3k per day and just gave a HOF pitcher the run support he needed to cement a 3rd no hitter.

Take a bow, Abe. 

Here's hoping Cole responds by matching or one upping JV. Because Strom.

not sure if everyone saw, but as he was going one by one hugging his teammates, he gets to yordan, and turns to him and asks, "where the fuck is toro?" then goes and finds him and hugs him.  was trying to find a clip, it was the astros feed (via mlbn).

that was awesome.

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

So much winning !!!!!

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Cole, Grienke. Your move.

I like that our two “NL aces” are pitching in the NL park the next two days.

I love that I’ll be there 

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stop it

Yeah that didn’t age well.

On a Sunday night I might bang me some Maze 

#HTownPride 

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