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52 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's as if you've never seen the end of Animal House.  Lighten the fuck up Frances

Herman out!

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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

Yep. A 6-5 team, playing Texas Tech at 11am on the day after Thanksgiving. The stadium will literally be half full. 50,000.

Difficult to image the above scenario 10 years ago. 

Yeah, that's weird.

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I don’t agree with a banner.  I think it’s akin to a two year old throwing a temper tantrum but if you insist on doing it...

The Jones’s Suck.   

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10 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Tom Herman Killed 5 Hookers.  

Wouldn’t it be...Tom Herman Snorted Coke off of 5 Strippers?

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I know it is a bit long but how about "Mensa as an organization must suck if Tom Herman is a member!!"  2 exclamation points for added emphasis unless it puts us over budget.

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“Make it stop. “

”Please wake us from this nightmare”

”Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani!”

“Herman killed Epstein”

I don’t know. A banner, fully burdened cost, will be around $1500-$2000 max. We could just take that money and buy Zach Smith a plane ticket, some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, a spot at a hostel and pay the rest to him to beat Tom Herman into a vegetized coma. I think the latter would be a better use of resources. 

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

"We spent $20000 on this banner and all we got was a 6-4 season"

We'll be 6-5 by then.  6-6 if it flies after the game.

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"We're not back" is the best so far, but it could be interpreted as taking a shot at the players.

 

WINNING IS HARD

 

Message targeted and delivered.

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That’s pretty fucking good. 

I like this and then reporters try to make both Tom and cdc answer for it.   Ask both men what the banner means.  Combination of a banner and stadium half empty will get cdcs attention. 

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13 hours ago, mdmost said:

Sweet Christ, man. Texas hasn’t been its own standard since 2009 and you want to fly a banner?


Wouldn't it be far easier, and cheaper,  to just lower our "standard?"

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“Make it stop. “

”Please wake us from this nightmare”

”Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani!”

“Herman killed Epstein”

I don’t know. A banner, fully burdened cost, will be around $1500-$2000 max. We could just take that money and buy Zach Smith a plane ticket, some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, a spot at a hostel and pay the rest to him to beat Tom Herman into a vegetized coma. I think the latter would be a better use of resources. 

@Lobwedgephil has some OG 4 Lokos

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That’s pretty fucking good. 

I dig it the most.

Gotta put an "OK Boomer" in there somewhere so the millenials will have something to latch onto.

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No. It's premature and only indicative of Surly petulance.

Something has gone terrible wrong. Every game is a shit fight no matter the quality of the opponent. We lose to teams that should be out of the game by the fourth quarter. The locker room seems to be a mess. I don't look forward to games.

All true. 

I think Herman should get room to assess and adjust at least through discussions with the AD between the season and out crappy bowl game. If the plan to correct the course is not sufficient, then the AD should consider firing him. If the plan is promising, give him time.

A banner would embarrass me as a Longhorn and do no good. Show some restraint. Public observing that the program sucks right now is not exactly a revelation.

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I fully agree that flying a banner is a useless and embarrassing gesture, and oppose doing so.  That said, I am the kind of dumbass who has fun thinking of half-witty things to put on such a banner, so my suggestion is "Chris?  Tom?  WTF?"

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1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I fully agree that flying a banner is a useless and embarrassing gesture, and oppose doing so.  That said, I am the kind of dumbass who has fun thinking of half-witty things to put on such a banner, so my suggestion is "Chris?  Tom?  WTF?"

I like this and at the end, “we’re a volleyball school”

 

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