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Pretty sure I shared this story on shaggy and maybe even hornfans years ago. But figured I’d repost it for fun.

 

 

A lot of you guys know my ex is from Vidor. So her family is all there of course. We would go there for thanksgiving on most years because my family wasn’t always in town.

 

 

The first time I ever went there for Thanksgiving I was prepared for all kinds of racism. Frankly they just assumed I was Mexican since I talk Mexican as they would say. Full disclosure I’m 50% Argentine.

 

 

So we are sitting there at the table and my ex SIL looks at me and asks what my family does for thanksgiving. The implication being we didn’t do what they do. She had basically lived in a trailer out there her whole life until she married my BIL.

 

 

Without losing a beat I tell her that we cook a bunch of food and make our own burritos. Then we sit at the table and put a candle in our burritos and make a thanksgiving wish. Blow out the candle and eat. They thought I was serious.

 

 

It was an amazing moment. And since that day I like to bring the burrito up every year.

 

So Happy Thanksgiving assholes!

 

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50 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Full disclosure I’m 50% Argentine.

From the waist down?

So, a small dick? 

T&P

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You know that story about the other high school's cheerleader that promised to blow every player if the team won, and then when the team finally wins she follows through with the promise, but ends up swallowing so much semen that she gets rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped?

When I was in school it was a Vidor cheerleader, so this hits close to home.

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You know that story about the other high school's cheerleader that promised to blow every player if the team won, and then when the team finally wins she follows through with the promise, but ends up swallowing so much semen that she gets rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped?

When I was in school I was a Vidor cheerleader, so this hits close to home.


Damn you swallowed that much baby gravy?

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10 hours ago, tchookem said:

You know that story about the other high school's cheerleader that promised to blow every player if the team won, and then when the team finally wins she follows through with the promise, but ends up swallowing so much semen that she gets rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped?

When I was in school it was a Vidor cheerleader, so this hits close to home.

Rod Stewart was a Vidor Cheerleader? 

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I'm debating on whether or not the story would have been better if you told them you made empanadas instead of burritos.
You mean a Hot Pocket?


Ldogg.... You should start a tradition with MX...

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14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Last time I met LDogg for a beer, he was wearing a Mexico national team jersey. He’s Mexican 

 first time i met ldogg was downtown SF getting pissed drunk the night before the cal game

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We gather together to eat a burrito.

With cheese, and with salsa-a candle above.

No turkey, no dressing, just family obsessing

on massa frijoles y queso we love.

 

Amen.  And God bless the Rosanna-Danna family. 

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On 11/28/2019 at 9:18 PM, deadshank said:

Full disclosure I’m 50% Argentine.

From the waist down?

So, below the equator?

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On 11/28/2019 at 8:30 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Last time I met LDogg for a beer, he was wearing a Mexico national team jersey. He’s Mexican 

Can confirm

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I fucking hate the traditional Thanksgiving meal.   I am totally down with this new "tradition."

In 98, we missed the record-breaking Ricky game. But...our reward was several days of fly fishing in Patagonia, and our thanksgiving dinner was an all-evening long Argentine mixed parilla outside of Bariloche, on the banks of the Rio Limay: several types of fire-grilled beef, Patagonian lamb, sausages, etc. And lots of great Malbec to drink. It was a damned glorious meal. I recommend it. Ldogg, that’s what you would have sold them on. You could have that every year instead.

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You know that story about the other high school's cheerleader that promised to blow every player if the team won, and then when the team finally wins she follows through with the promise, but ends up swallowing so much semen that she gets rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped?

 

When I was in school it was a Vidor cheerleader, so this hits close to home.

 

South Austin’s mom is from Vidor? She had twin brothers named Limonjello and Orangejello.

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On 11/29/2019 at 10:36 PM, ABSR said:

So, below the equator?

When he shits, no matter where on the globe he is his turds flush counterclockwise.

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


In 98, we missed the record-breaking Ricky game. But...our reward was several days of fly fishing in Patagonia, and our thanksgiving dinner was an all-evening long Argentine mixed parilla outside of Bariloche, on the banks of the Rio Limay: several types of fire-grilled beef, Patagonian lamb, sausages, etc. And lots of great Malbec to drink. It was a damned glorious meal. I recommend it. Ldogg, that’s what you would have sold them on. You could have that every year instead.

While quite a nice humblebrag, I was @ that game & still have very vivid memories of Ricky's run & the kick to seal the win over aggy... so marginally, I think I win.

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On 11/29/2019 at 3:53 PM, bmbmd said:

We gather together to eat a burrito.

With cheese, and with salsa-a candle above.

No turkey, no dressing, just family obsessing

on massa frijoles y queso we love.

 

Amen.  And God bless the Rosanna-Danna family. 

Fuck, I thought they were Jewish.

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On 11/28/2019 at 9:40 PM, tchookem said:

You know that story about the other high school's cheerleader that promised to blow every player if the team won, and then when the team finally wins she follows through with the promise, but ends up swallowing so much semen that she gets rushed to the hospital to get her stomach pumped?

When I was in school it was a Vidor cheerleader, so this hits close to home.

I knew a few Vidor cheerleaders, and that story is totally believable. 

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I'm confused.  Did your ex in-laws make you a burrito with a candle in it every year?  Or do you make your own burrito and put a candle in it every year to commemorate your awesome line?

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