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10 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Same guys ass?

No no, floating with the cock ring on (got to be ready) and the anal beads in (gotta relax). I'm not gay or anything. 

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11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WTF BE, you getting skeery now...

I assure you I'm not scary. Just find me on Facebook, Robert M. Overstreet III, and you'll see.

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8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I assure you I'm not scary. Just find me on Facebook, Robert M. Overstreet III, and you'll see.

lulz

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Aggy vet talk not going away.

You know, I could get a good feel of a t-bone by sticking my entire arm up a bulls ass, but I'd rather take the aggys word for it.

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Pallets leaning against the house in the front yard.  How classy.  However, you must admit the architecture of the house does resemble the Aggie campus, early North Korean.

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The pine tree stump sitting area is really nice.

The worst part is I don’t see a pine tree in the yard. Like they just brought that shit in to pretend to sit on. It’s excusable to have them around if you just cut a tree up.

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


The worst part is I don’t see a pine tree in the yard. Like they just brought that shit in to pretend to sit on. It’s excusable to have them around if you just cut a tree up.

You really shouldn't go around encouraging that kind of behavior amongst aggys. It's likely to result in a falling tree killing an aggy. While that wouldn't be new, it would have been your idea not theirs. Nobody wants that kind of responsibility.

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At a memorial for a family friend and after they had a crawfish boil.  His son and all his friends are mostly aggies.  One guy just went on for five minutes about a picture of the college station skyline that he just bought...  Seriously. 

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Posted (edited)

Its all water towers.

The stack of logs collapsed, or it would be in the photo.

Edited by Deej

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On 5/21/2020 at 7:46 AM, ButtFumble said:

The Texas Tech vet School will be located in Amarillo not Lubbock

It is going to be on the same campus as the Amarillo HSC (which does not offer an MD degree that is Lubbock and El Paso) and the pharmacy school which is headquartered out of Amarillo and is a part of the Lubbock HSC

The Vet school is going to be a part of the main university though. It will not be a part of the Lubbock HSC (and associated campuses) that is a separate institution from the university or the El Paso HSC which is also a separate institution from both the University and the Lubbock et al HSC.

For a while it looked as though the vet school might be a part of the Lubbock HSC (and associated campuses).

 

About 100 MD students would disagree with you...

https://www.ttuhsc.edu/medicine/amarillo/

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and what's with the Last Dance hashtag?  maybe aggy will string together back to back to back wins twice in the season.

Edited by Jive Turkey

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46 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Back to what? Mediocrity?

 

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Back in the USSR

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I was at a memorial service for my sons teacher last week who passed away. She left behind a daughter who just graduated from Aggy, so of course  half a dozen aggies in the crowd whooped.  Almost vomited. 

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While scrolling to find something to watch on tv a couple of days ago, I came upon “Back to School”, where Rodney Dangerfield (a rich obnoxious businessman) decides to return to college to get his degree.  There’s a scene where there’s a diving competition and one of the school’s divers can’t compete.  The team will have to forfeit because they are now one member short, so they look to the home crowd for a “12th”  man to come in and perform a dive.  Of course, the man who gets no respect (Dangerfield), comes to the rescue to perform “a triple Lindy” to win the competition.  I guess an aggy must have written the script! Whoop.

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17 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I was at a memorial service for my sons teacher last week who passed away. She left behind a daughter who just graduated from Aggy, so of course  half a dozen aggies in the crowd whooped.  Almost vomited. 

She had to die to escape that bullshit, and even then...

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20 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

While scrolling to find something to watch on tv a couple of days ago, I came upon “Back to School”, where Rodney Dangerfield (a rich obnoxious businessman) decides to return to college to get his degree.  There’s a scene where there’s a diving competition and one of the school’s divers can’t compete.  The team will have to forfeit because they are now one member short, so they look to the home crowd for a “12th”  man to come in and perform a dive.  Of course, the man who gets no respect (Dangerfield), comes to the rescue to perform “a triple Lindy” to win the competition.  I guess an aggy must have written the script! Whoop.

That's a really underrated comedy that still makes me laugh, while still making me wonder what talent people see in Robert Downey.  Please don't mix it up with Aggies though.

I look at shots of that campus like the one above and am honestly, Longhorn pride aside, baffled by how somebody can grow up their whole life wanting to attend that place.  

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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Back to what? Mediocrity?

 

Do they have to copy everything? They don't have a single tradition that they actually created.

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1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Do they have to copy everything? They don't have a single tradition that they actually created.

Jizz Jars, Glory Holes, Crotch Squeezin’, etc.

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Do they have to copy everything? They don't have a single tradition that they actually created.
When uga dies he/she doesn't have a scoreboard near the grave. That's original.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:
7 hours ago, texaslong said:
Do they have to copy everything? They don't have a single tradition that they actually created.

When uga dies he/she doesn't have a scoreboard near the grave. That's original.

What grave? Bevo doesn't let anything go to waste

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On 5/24/2020 at 3:50 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

While scrolling to find something to watch on tv a couple of days ago, I came upon “Back to School”, where Rodney Dangerfield (a rich obnoxious businessman) decides to return to college to get his degree.  There’s a scene where there’s a diving competition and one of the school’s divers can’t compete.  The team will have to forfeit because they are now one member short, so they look to the home crowd for a “12th”  man to come in and perform a dive.  Of course, the man who gets no respect (Dangerfield), comes to the rescue to perform “a triple Lindy” to win the competition.  I guess an aggy must have written the script! Whoop.

Come on, man, spoiler that...

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Come on, man, spoiler that...

Fine, Ned Beatty is fucking hilarious in it.  Dangerfield is damn funny.  Rest of the cast is absolutely awful including Johnny LaRusso in yet another 80's asshole role.  But Kurt Vonnegut and Oingo Boingo make great cameos.  Oh wait, and Rocky's BIL from those movies is in it, doesn't do much but he nails his handful of scenes.  

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Come on, man, spoiler that...

I tell ya....I don’t get no respect.

Edited by Cairn Horn88

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55 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Fine, Ned Beatty is fucking hilarious in it.  Dangerfield is damn funny.  Rest of the cast is absolutely awful including Johnny LaRusso in yet another 80's asshole role.  But Kurt Vonnegut and Oingo Boingo make great cameos.  Oh wait, and Rocky's BIL from those movies is in it, doesn't do much but he nails his handful of scenes.  

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You forgot someone.

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I feel like I jinx him whenever I say his name.  Like Bill Hicks.  I was gonna start a thread like "cut short" on the music thread but about comedians who went too late but I just felt like it was in bad taste since those guys are even more f'd up than their music counterparts.  Was literally listening to Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'Neal, and Bill Hicks this weekend.  That can't be a great sign.  

But yes, Kinnison (good catch) is only in what---2 scenes?  And kills every one of them obviously, but I always felt like he should have had more scenes instead of giving them to Jason Brand who looked like a young pedophile.  And Downey Jr. who wasn't/isn't funny and thinks he's awesome.  Oh wait, now I see why Aggies are compared to this movie.  

"now this one, I don't get.  Here's you...here's Georgio.  What's with the midget over here?"  

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Owned 

Average

Adequate

Cromulent

Exists

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