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18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

arranged marriages are awesome.

Weak slap..... but good enough for OU walkons. 

 

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33 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

arranged marriages are awesome.

 

What's his Surly handle on the Divorce thread? 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

 

That’s an awesome Twitter account. I love the last line in the one you posted “it frightened the shite out of me, Lord Jesus.”

Here’s another gem from that account:

But here’s the best:

”I’ll have f’n sex tonight and everything!”

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Just now, tfoolry said:

Pretty sure she won’t do that again.  

I hope you mean marry him!

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1 minute ago, ABSR said:

I hope you mean marry him!

her parents won't get back the 10 head of sheep and 2 barrels of ox milk. dowries are non refundable.

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

millions of years of evolution have brought us to this pinnacle.

 

I can't say shit about this, I rigged up two paddles on atari to run faster on Decathlon back in the day to set a world record score and get printed in the activision monthly newsletter.

 

only to find out Activision found out about it and would not accept any records.

of course I was 10 at the time, not 20something like this dork

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1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I can't say shit about this, I rigged up two paddles on atari to run faster on Decathlon back in the day to set a world record score and get printed in the activision monthly newsletter.

 

only to find out Activision found out about it and would not accept any records.

of course I was 10 at the time, not 20something like this dork

How did Activision find out about it?  Your mom snitch on you?

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3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I can't say shit about this, I rigged up two paddles on atari to run faster on Decathlon back in the day to set a world record score and get printed in the activision monthly newsletter.

 

only to find out Activision found out about it and would not accept any records.

of course I was 10 at the time, not 20something like this dork

That would have been awesome.

Easier to just be the guy who lied about having the Dragster record for 40 years.

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3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

How did Activision find out about it?  Your mom snitch on you?

 

45 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That would have been awesome.

Easier to just be the guy who lied about having the Dragster record for 40 years.

I didn't write that very clear.  Activision found the glitch and would not accept any records.  It was a pretty cool set up for kids, if you set a record, or got to a specific level in any of their games, you would take a photo of the screen (and then wait 3 months for your parents to develop the film in the camera) and send it in and receive recognition of the record or achievement with a patch.  I still have all those patches, probably 20 at least.

I didn't know about the guy lying about the Dragster record though.  I did get fairly close to it, but never beat it.  Problem was there was hundredths of seconds difference, yet that was a universe of difference in the game.

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

why is the black dick on top?

It’s a tradition in the Stoops’ family.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Whatever this is, I get no image (even on the quote)

I can't see it now either. And it's just a copied link from Twitter, I think. Images, gifs and links have been acting weird for me for the last couple weeks. 

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