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In on page one.  Just got to figure out how to upload pictures from my phone library. 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

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Those cracklins are way out of date. 

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If you've eaten the Baken-Ets brand recently, you probably have.

Try those microwave ones. When I first had them two years ago, I was expecting the worst, but they are incredible.

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Here's how I kicked it off last time...

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Where’s your Jack Daniels Black?  Where’s your tobacco from a mail pouch sack?  Where’s your old dog?

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4 hours ago, pacman said:

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Earl's red hot link with chili and cheese, in a paper boat

I'm sure it was delicious, but it looks like someone took a crap on Hope Solo's vagina.

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Avocado toast for breakfast. 'Cause I'm all trendy and shit.

 

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Garnished with fried egg and bacon. And check out that fucking plate!

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7 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I'm sure it was delicious, but it looks like someone took a crap on Hope Solo's vagina.

It really does..bad lighting

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wd40, that kicks some serious ass. I dig it.

 

SurlyBDR, you make that? If not, well, I'm sorry, but you're kicked off surly forever. 

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microwave taquito tacos on the world's biggest paper plate. I think that's winning this page so far with Shank's weiner sammich coming in a close 2nd. 

 

Your move, Brisket. 

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10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

wd40, that kicks some serious ass. I dig it.

 

SurlyBDR, you make that? If not, well, I'm sorry, but you're kicked off surly forever. 

See y'all on the other side

 

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When I figure out how/where to upload images (I'm used to doing it via my phone on Tapa), I'll share my breakfast this morning:

A slice of cold sausage, pepperoni, mushroom and anchovies pizza (with lots of red pepper) and a hot cuppa Holiday Inn coffee in my hotel room as I worked.  Who's winning?  This guy.  Who can't get a pic here yet?  Also this guy.

Also, who had the two cholas at the bar, as he picked up the pizza, admire said pizza and tell him they'd go home with him if he shared his pizza with them?  Also this guy.  Who declined?  Definitely this guy.  Cuz I ain't Vic.  And, you know, I'm married and stuff.

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17 hours ago, wd40 said:

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yup.  it was good enough to make again.

So many flavors, so many textures, so much winning.  How do I subscribe to your newsletter? 

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3 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

This is some inception style brilliance. Tortillception. 

I concur.  It’s like a riff on when you make a taco of your cheese enchiladas (which is  a solid move, BTW).  Respek.

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On 3/27/2018 at 8:43 PM, wd40 said:

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yup.  it was good enough to make again.

Those don't look like Trappey's beans you lazy  fuck.

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24 minutes ago, Paco said:

I think I added an extra space between lazy and fuck because I'm drunk. 

you also couldn't tell they are, in fact, Trappey's beans, for the same reason, my dude.  2 cans, 4 strips of bacon. added diced japs, because HEB quit carrying the jalapinto version.

continuing this theme:  in the on-going battle for flatulent supremacy on The 40, a key tactic is to deprive the enemy of fuel.   breakfast today was very similar to the other day.  chipotle Tabasco on one, Valentina Black on the other.  Meyer's jap-cheddar sausage, because fuck HEB for putting only 5 in a package of theirs.

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