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fuck Kreuz. worst dining experience I've ever had.

Bout to start a project in lockhart. Can see maybe lots o bbq in my future but my last trips to kreuz, smittys & blacks were all meh.
Always Mr. Tacos I guess.

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This one had a lot going for it.  I assume there are more aggy stickers on the side windows and an SEC SEC SEC decal covering the entirety of the windshield.

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This is pretty bad.

You can tell by the front wheels that this jackass was making a hard L to get into this space & didn't even remotely try to correct their shitty parking.2e5d3e67edf0a91dca4ad133ec5b2ac8.jpgcf26535243e99704791208bca3638a19.jpg68b2b3459464c8640e1ce4c3e08352c9.jpg

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On 3/2/2020 at 10:19 PM, futureman said:

that’s why you smear dog shit under his door handle

So do you carry dog shit around with you or just hunt around for it when you see an asshole park job?

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doesn’t even have to be from a dog.  sometimes I just shit in my hand and grab the door handle. 

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This asshole here in a suburban. Leaving Starbucks drive thru and he decided he also wanted chic fil a and the line was long. So, let's block all three lanes along with me not able to exit.
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This Arkysaw fan made his own space at the CWS in 2018. It was the father who was driving, so I left a note under his windshield that he should let his wife park next time. It rained heavily during that game, so I had to leave a fresh note. No, losing does not make me more mature. 
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Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

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12 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

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This makes me ragey. The gas station in front our hood always has jack asses like that. I’ve especially noticed the RR’s love to do it.

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56 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

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Energy corridor mom gonna energy corridor mom. Probably texting back and forth with her husband that just got laid off. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Energy corridor mom gonna energy corridor mom. Probably texting back and forth with her husband that just got laid off. 

Was actually a Hispanic guy.  You never know these days.  
 

Nice strawberry decal, too!

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Even better if he's blocking the diesel pump where there are maybe 12 islands & only 2 have diesel.

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31 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Even better if he's blocking the diesel pump where there are maybe 12 islands & only 2 have diesel.

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Of course, he was.  

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Sometimes I wonder how will it be before someone busts me with my world class parking skills.    I park the Jeep anyway I damn well please, the corvette is usually a double for sure, and the crew cab I can quad park that big bastage.  However, I usually park way away from any entrances or other vehicles.  And it gives the Mrs something complain about.   All the shit I drive doesn't have any dents, her SUV, well that's a different story.


Sorry about your small penis.

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On 8/24/2020 at 1:37 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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It’s OK.  He’s a commercial contractor.  
 

So back off, tough guy. 

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On 9/9/2020 at 8:17 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Three micro-peni.

Good thing the wife is easy to keep satisfied.  Now that we've identified my potential issue.  What's her's?  She drives a Suburban.  Well, not really drives more like careens and slides along the roadway.  I think she needs to see the eye doctor.

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14 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Good thing the wife is easy to keep satisfied.  Now that we've identified my potential issue.  What's her's?  She drives a Suburban.  Well, not really drives more like careens and slides along the roadway.  I think she needs to see the eye doctor.

 

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On 9/9/2020 at 3:26 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

sounds like he has three small penises.

That old analogy doesn’t always work...

 

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impressive acceleration

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

braking, not so much

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21 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

he laid down some rubber tho

Why are you assuming it was a male? All the evidence points to a female motorcycle operator. 

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

WTF is that hanging on the garage?

Apparently an ancient Aztec "Hit Me" sign.

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