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  1. Hey, people got used to trench warfare. Bet if we asked some dude at Verdun in 1916 if he'd like to swap a few days there for sitting in a magically cooled/heated house, eating food and drinking plentiful beverages, squeezing up next to a lice-free woman and/or wanking it to magical titty movies on the glass screen, then Boom he'd be in our house tracking mud everywhere, and we, we'd be choking on the smell of corpses while astonished strangers screamed at us in French or German before stabbing us in the throat.
    17 points
  2. I won't believe he's brain dead until he posts on Texags.
    16 points
  3. The irony of starving a nation and then dying because your country's doctors are not used to dealing w obese patients.
    13 points
  4. I think you're thinking of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
    13 points
  5. In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
    10 points
  6. Did you tell them you were being sarcastic?
    10 points
  7. This is crazy. What a time to be alive.* *not you, Kim
    10 points
  8. Hello to you too, but I think they say anyang as a greeting.
    9 points
  9. Sleep on TMZ at your own peril. For as ridiculous as their paparazzi coverage is they are pretty damn good at breaking legit news.
    8 points
  10. After a challenging morning guarding the back porch from a bird with a nearby nest she sailed right through nap #3 and straight into nap #4
    8 points
  11. This isn't a sewing circle, Nancy, nobody cares about your thing for oiled up men with mullets.
    8 points
  12. Two chicks at the same time
    8 points
  13. Sullivan was homeless his entire senior year of HS, at one point even living out of his car surviving on school lunches and charity. first person in his fam to graduate HS and college...and did so in 3 years. he put team before himself his last year. and he’s a devastating downfield blocker. he can’t get separation on his routes; that’s his negative. but everything else is an A+...he does all the little things for the team, and because of that he’ll make the roster.
    7 points
  14. Fuck that, I’m going to listen to that wrasslin guy.
    7 points
  15. I’m not sure how you can ruin a thread celebrating the best basketball player to ever come out of Austin committing to UT but you’ve done it.
    7 points
  16. Is it too late to trademark "Liesol"?
    7 points
  17. Have some bat stew and call us in the morning
    7 points
  18. Another cold and rainy (and quarantined) friday in manhattan, calls for cassoulet with duck con fit
    7 points
  19. Ribeye caps grilled over briqs and mesquite. Taking Paulie’s advice, I served them with baked potatoes. Dessert was blueberry cobbler a la mode, from a recipe borrowed from TOS ( @Brisketexan‘s iirc).
    6 points
  20. GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND HES SO AWESOME WE GOT TO PLAY IN THE CREEK AND I HUMPED HIM A LITTLE IT WAS THE BEST GUYS
    6 points
  21. They coming Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk
    6 points
  22. One of the few bright spots from this whole mess is the time to cook a variety of different meals. I keep forgetting to take pics before the food is attacked by my kids, but here's a couple. Wife wanted Italian Beef sandwiches, so I pulled out the Crock Pot. Followed the Portillo's recipe with provolone and pepperocinis. The store had Top Sirloin on sale so I pounded the shit out of it and made Chicken Fried. A little worried as they were thicker than your typical cube steak, but they came out great. Actually a bit better. Didn't get the money shot with gravy before they were gone.
    6 points
  23. the present is no picnic.
    6 points
  24. I’m just going to start downvoting anyone quoting futureman from now on. The ignore feature does not work if you keep quoting and engaging the troll. For Christ sake people put him on ignore.
    6 points
  25. Cook in the oven to your desired temp. Sear over fire. Profit
    6 points
  26. And 100% of those people think vaccines cause autism and climate change isn't real, but now they trust smart people to have already developed an airtight solution, but they don't trust smart people to share it with us, because remember how they lied to us about autism and climate change?
    6 points
  27. I’m just responding to this post because it was the most recent. I know you’re kind of a respected poster around these parts, I respect tour posts. But Jesus Christ man, can you put a tampon in your bleeding pussy please? If it’s not your disenfranchised eastern block adopted family, your wife’s zombie airport run, your cancerous church buddy, tour daughter’s entrapment in Canada, your sons emo struggles with baseball and friends, et al., it your propensity to wrap tour brisket. I move to change your handle to “tritip communist munchausen By proxy via the internet boi”. Yes I am Drank as fuck, may have made some of those accusations up from memory and will regret this post, but fuckin hell, get ahold of yourself. Go watch that Aussie chopper harden the fuck up vid a few times.
    6 points
  28. Roach to the Saints
    5 points
  29. This gentleman, is a prime example of the elusive anti-humblebrag
    5 points
  30. I think the phrase "too much bourbon" should be a very loose definition these days...
    5 points
  31. 5 points
  32. It would make sense that Trump loves wrestling, because wrestling is completely stupid and everything about it is fake, and it is adored by idiots. For Trump it must be like looking in a mirror.
    5 points
  33. Oh gee, I don’t know raydog, why don’t you go ahead and regale the board again with more inside baseball tales of the misunderstood Filipino sex trade, pictures of your underdeveloped girlfriends that you are doubly sure to check ID on, and nonsense peak prosperity hcq videos.
    5 points
  34. No it’s not. Unfortunately. If you go by the California and N.Y. studies that have already been put out it’s bad. Hotspots running at 20% positive antibody isn’t good. Rest of NY excluding the hotspots at 4% or whatever it was is very bad. And it seems we can’t really trust the accuracy of these tests yet anyway. I should have some interesting antibody numbers in a few days, from San Antonio in a zip code that has a much higher positive rate than the rest of the city. I’m putting my guess on 5ish percent. I could entertain 10. Their cases are looking like they mostly came from spring break trips to Colorado and the spread from the people that brought it back from there. The new death rate being touted from the antibody tests while nowhere near the 3% level thrown around at the beginning of this, is still really bad if this is as infectious as thought. i mean I get you are a dumbfuck from Minnesota but I don’t think you understand the math or virology. Now, I’m now firmly in the camp of open this bitch up, because we completely lack the first tool to do that - testing and contact tracing. So does every country in this world outside of 2 or 3 and because of our size, culture, etc it’s not going to happen here. Our next tools are obviously treatment and then vaccine. in the meantime I will hope the warm weather helps and I will stay (mostly) home while continuing to practice safe habits. I’m not going to go places with crowds and I’m not going to be hugging and shaking hands with people and I’m going to dry my hands out by washing them 19times a day and I promise I will stop touching my face even though I can’t. so not to go all @Brisketexan here but since I expect mostly the worst of people, I will rely on what I can do and not what other people do or what I am told to do by some county judge or mayor or governor or president. What we certainly can do is stay the fuck home if we are sick or come into contact with someone who is sick. Since this covid bitch doesn’t show symptoms immediately and can also be asymptotic that’s easier said than done. But let’s blame our neighbor or president or China.
    5 points
  35. Ok- this is the most boring thing possible but it’s what I long for to show life is back to normal: Go to church with the family Sunday morning, lunch at Chuys, movie afterward, and then home to relax and go to bed early so we can rest up to go to school and work the next day on Monday. I’m a boring person and I miss the little things.
    5 points
  36. Fusca has been throwing up pretty much every meal for the last week. Took her to the vet for blood tests and x-rays. $700 later and not much answers. She is acting pretty normal otherwise. Might be an obstruction. We just spent $5k on her ligament surgery. Bought her for $20 from the pound. I guess that’s how it goes. But I don’t regret it. She is an incredible companion.
    5 points
  37. lol at the Hugo drop in. Let’s find the poster with the least possible credibility ever and ask him to chime in.
    5 points
  38. 4 points
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