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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/07/21 in all areas

  1. Imagine being this much of a bitch AFTER I invite you on the podcast to do this in a funny and appropriate way.
    12 points
  2. nobody just gains three pounds over 6 months.
    12 points
  3. You know--I just feel like it's a tragedy that this falls off the first page, because it feels so good to live in a world in which Rush Limbaugh is dead.
    12 points
  4. Nike doesn't want its 9 year old slave labor workforce associated with such a negative influence.
    12 points
  5. How long do you have?
    12 points
  6. I will go on a limb and predict that Tyler Owens will not gain 36 pounds of good weight in four months.
    11 points
  7. 11 points
  8. I don't follow this thread too much, and I'm sure it's been discussed to death, but I'm surprised at the 2021 coverage of "boo the Astros." I mean, we seemed to move right on past all the roided-up A's and Yankee teams that won titles. Barry Bonds and all his * records. The ridiculously uneven $$$$$$ playing field for two or three decades, where clubs with the biggest payrolls are de facto all-star teams from siphoning up the best free agents year after year. And not once in the coverage of a pennant game do the announcers say, "Here we are once again where the big spenders are in an LCS!" And yet all the sports writers can't even do a fucking 2021 REGULAR SEASON GAME RECAP article without indignantly dwelling on the unfairness 4-year old sign stealing caper from a club that has turned over probably more than half the roster since then? And the Astros are the 2021 poster children of cheating? GTFO. Might have to go buy an Astros cap... because fuck that.
    11 points
  9. The reason trump didn’t pardon assholes like Matty Gaetz and Kenny Paxton was because Trump found out he couldn’t pardon himself and those assholes hadn’t paid him nearly enough money so he said fuck ‘em. If I don’t get a pardon neither do they.
    11 points
  10. #make our practice jerseys our game jerseys
    11 points
  11. Because at the end of the day he's... Sure, sometimes he posts like a red raider phag, but he's our resident red raider phag.
    9 points
  12. I’m not going to get into this, but acting like Citizens United is just obviously correct and sorry there’s nothing we can do about it because free speech is just a pure mush brained lawyer take.
    9 points
  13. TFW you're literally using russian state media to back your argument that BIDEN BAD TRUMP GOOD
    9 points
  14. Got a summons today to appear in Houston City Court as a witness. The fuckstick that rear ended me on I10 and totaled my car is contesting his ticket. I’m going to ask for the death penalty.
    9 points
  15. Got damn. Surly pulling out all the stops. Had to get in on the fun. Have had the deposit down on the Maserati MC20. Finally got to configure it. Can’t fucking wait!
    9 points
  16. Why you wanna go and dox NowThis like that?
    8 points
  17. Yeah, this shit is like a Baseball IQ test. If you're bitching about what the Astros did, you don't know fucking shit about the game or its history, and should feel bad about yourself for being such an ignorant dipshit.
    8 points
  18. This is from a KU site... This is from a VERY, VERY credible and reputable source. Someone who has made the rounds as a college assistant. Here’s the set up as I was told by someone very close to the situation: Rodney, Jerrance and Ulric will be recruiting/coaching and Chris staying on campus overseeing the stuff in the weeds for Beard and will coach every practice with Beard. I can assure you that Beard is not going to allow any of the peripheral stuff to distract from coaching the team, player relationships, game prep and recruiting. Ogden has described in detail to me Beard’s fanaticism with those things. Those 3 recruiting to Austin along with Beard and Nike has potential to be ridiculous. I predict the basketball world is about to find out that Ulric is one of the top 2-3 recruiters in the America. I’ve witnessed him first hand. He has the “it” factor. Every AAU guy in the country freakin loves him. And he is a genuinely great guy. He went way out of his way to help me recruiting a couple of times when he had no incentive. Supposedly the salaries will be Rodney $1 million, Ogden $800K, Ulric $650. Don’t know about Jerrance yet but I would bet he was making $450K+ at Kansas. A new bar has been set by the University of Texas
    8 points
  19. Conservative humor isn't funny to a lot of folks because they use trickle-down comedy. This means only about 1% get it.
    8 points
  20. Yeah because the one thing about Tech's teams under Beard was they were routinely physically whipped by Abilene Christian's of the college basketball world.
    8 points
  21. I think most on here are unrealistic about the situation Beard had in Lubbock. He had a GREAT situation there. And while Tech isn't Kentucky, Beard was good enough to get them to the title game and if the ball bounces a little differently, he wins a National Title (and probably never leaves). He was gradually improving the facilities, culture and recruiting. Fan support was excellent. This was a very hard decision for him. He didn't hate Lubbock or he wouldn't have spent 15 years of his life there. I think it is telling that he didn't give Tech a chance to make him an offer. Because if they trot out a $10M / year offer (and they damn well might have done it), he was going to have to stay. What he had in Lubbock reminds me of dating a girl and actually being in love, having a long history and being reasonably happy, but knowing that ultimately someone out there is better for you. Some people end up sticking around out of obligation, but always slightly regret not making a break when they had a chance. Like in a movie where the guy says "if I go back in that apartment, I'm never leaving". That is exactly what would have happened if Beard gave Tech a chance to make their offer, because it would have been a Godfather offer.
    8 points
  22. Not to mention the outrage is such fucking bullshit. Nobody fucking cares about any of this shit, they just finally have a reason to boo the team that has kicked their ass for the last half decade. Every fanbase wanted their team to sign Springer. Every fanbase will want their team to sign Correa. Every fanbase with a managerial opening wanted Hinch. The Red Sox couldn't bring back Cora fast enough. Marwin Gonzalez, despite statistically being the worst abuser of the trash can system resulting in a career year and a $21MM contract, is never booed. Michael Brantley, who WASN'T EVEN ON OUR FUCKING TEAM, gets cheers when he's hit by a pitch. It's all performative outrage and it's a goddamn joke. I've always said if anyone actually cared about the integrity of baseball, if anyone actually wanted to get the truth on what was going down in the league, then Cameron Maybin would be a much larger name in this whole thing. One of the most respected "good guys" in the sport gets traded to the Astros mid-season 2017, and you can hear bangs during his ABs by his second game with the team. If what the Astros was doing was as out of bounds as everyone wants us to believe, there's no way in hell you get a guy like Maybin to partake almost immediately. It just doesn't check out, yet nobody that I've heard has ever even brought his name up (and I'm sure he gets cheers during his ABs because nobody really cares about what you did once you leave Houston). It's all fucking bullshit and I'm ready to fuck shit up this year.
    7 points
  23. Man I would pay you to have him on to rant what he wrote. And have derka on with him and let them argue. We want full jerry springer surly podcast. Fuck all this appropriate and right shit.
    7 points
  24. Nothing exemplifies respect for women like a brand completely intertwined with Dr. Dre...
    7 points
  25. It feels like we are FINALLY seeing the beginnings of a fully weaponized University of Texas Athletic Department
    7 points
  26. A group called Women for America First have invited a guy under investigation for sex trafficking a girl to speak at their event, which will most certainly revolve around the moral decay of America. Again, we are living in a simulation.
    7 points
  27. Your opinion is terrible and you should feel bad for sharing your terrible opinion.
    7 points
  28. I can't decide whether that DB article is awesome or terrifying. On one hand, I *THINK* that these people are going to lose interest in all of this soon and it will leave the GOP in shambles. OTOH, crazy people with any power is a bad thing.
    6 points
  29. Friday is too far along in the week to be interesting. For Gaetz, I expect it to be a young fresh day full of promise, like Monday or maybe Tuesday.
    6 points
  30. ATTENTION [mention]RDCanecutter [/mention] The reporter pulled a “This you????”. She’s the one on our left. He liked assplay and his balls are lopsided lol.
    6 points
  31. Is he having many meetings and many phone calls?
    6 points
  32. My mother in law has lived with us for about 18 months. She is a gem. She also has lived most her life with one kidney, so we have been super cautious this past year. Well, she and her friends, all vaccinated, are getting together for the first time in a long time today, a picnic lunch at her former housing complex. I am content.
    6 points
  33. every man's balls are lopsided. just like no two real tits are the same size. right guys? guys?
    5 points
  34. I'm worried Alabama is going to run all over us in the championship game if our players are too light.
    5 points
  35. 5 points
  36. I'm sure he just got a job with another departments K-9 unit.
    5 points
  37. Great rant but you could also add mlb covering up thier 2 big market teams getting busted for doing the same thing for a longer period of time, all the while a judge refuses to open up documents. Lastly how mlb gave those 2 teams a slap on the wrist and never fully investigated them. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
    5 points
  38. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rush is still dead, yippee woohoo.
    5 points
  39. High school aged me was too busy staring at that ass to pay attention to any jackets or sunglasses. If only I had known that I just needed to be in the right park at the right time, I would've been a fucking nature lover.
    5 points
  40. “One day it will just go away” “Millions of illegal votes” “ChickenSandwich is not aggy”
    5 points
  41. that entire post is full of shit, and nothing but whiny excuses trying to justify TTU's blatantly unjustified spite and hatred towards Beard, the man who took the TTU program to never before seen heights, only to take the *obviously better job* at his alma mater. fuck y'all's excuses for acting like petulant little bitches, as they're all complete horse shit. just own it at this point. just say, "Chris Beard was our best chance to be relevant and now he's gone and we're upset." stop with the ridiculous justifications for the TTU reaction to Beard leaving.
    5 points
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