The meth you found in my vagina is not mine.

[smwhorn 481]

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

[Biff Tannen 45439]

[Chewbacca 7666]

That?  Oh, my boyfriend put it there.  I have no idea what it is.

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

[Trey3216 15321]

9 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

23 and from Louisiana? I’d bet she’s got some extra room in there

[demos 2983]

Ah, so that’s where i left my $6,233.

Meth must belong to one of you degenerates.

[Armybrat 40648]

12 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

Quarters..

[scottsins 1951]

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts
The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.

[Richter 2222]

24 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 

LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.

 

Well, that comes with the job as a senior body cavity investigator.

[RPM 26167]

9 minutes ago, Richter said:

Well, that comes with the job as a senior body cavity investigator.

[Beau Vine 53846]

 

Yep.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

one in a million shot, doc

[mulletpelini 5209]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

23 and from Louisiana? I’d bet she’s got some extra room in there

Funroe!

[Pato del Muerto 52234]

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Yep.

[Trey3216 15321]

I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   

[Your Mom 4774]

They find my truck keys?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

19 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

They find my truck keys?

Not yet. But when they do we can drive outta here. 

[woohorn 1131]

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

Venezuela Bolívar

[Newdoc 3429]

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[HornOnTheBayou 8875]

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

[Trey3216 15321]

7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

It was a big catch 

[Chewbacca 7666]

17 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

Yeah, the cash was fishy.

['stache 21729]

Happens to me all the time. #metoo

[Trey3216 15321]

28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Happens to me all the time. #methtoo

FIFY

[Bevo 13468]

21 hours ago, smwhorn said:

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland to correctional officer: So that's where I left my money.

 

Correctional officer: That's a whole lot of ones.

 

Said the lion to the tiger: That's one big pussy.

 

[BabaYaga 15190]

Does South Austin's mom really need her own thread?

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

20 hours ago, scottsins said:

 

LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.

 

Sir, this is an Arbys

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

whole lotta cash stashed in the gash

[HornOnTheBayou 8875]

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[Homesickhorn 2201]

Dp.

 

[Homesickhorn 2201]

I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   

They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Immaculate Deception?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

14 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Dp.

 

Based on the content of the rest of the thread, as well as the content(s) of her, I'll betcha she's used to that.

[El Diablo 4232]

She probably thought she'd put HER meth up her butt, therefore the confusion at finding meth in her cooch. "Can't be mine, mine's in my ass."

[RMac5 1548]

Wonder if her kitty would change colors if you rubbed one of those counterfeit pens on it?

[WBT 20376]

would make a deposit

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

i bet her cooch smells like warm Italian dressing...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

That’s a major ingredient in my fajita marinade so her coochie would probably make me hungry

Edited August 12, 2019 by NeverMarryAStripper

[jdhorn92 1535]

She's kind of hot.

[BearSchlong 8072]

LOL to an addict that line of thinking is 100% rational.