Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In LSU's Ass

[Magus Ossis 2737]

4 hours ago, GumboPot said:

Hire Huckleberry. He'll tutor you on how to plural words ending in "y".

aggy follow sheep, and aggy's pluralization pattern follows sheep's.

[sushihorn 3215]

27 minutes ago, Dr Grind said:

Is ole Hermdawg gonna make out with his players before this game?

No.  He and Michelle are going to do lines off a stripper's tits at midfield just before the coin flip.

[Newy25 7590]

I love the stat about the acceptance rate being higher than the state literacy rate. 

But of course as we know, you can still be illiterate and be the head coach. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

Yes, but you don't have to be accepted to be head coach

[Huckleberry 32144]

47 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nobody has said our rb depth is a strength, at least not seriously. 

Your 5 rbs combined for 3.8 ypc against Georgia community college and tire repair. Does that mean they all suck, only some, or your line sucks?  In no way does it show strength. 

I can answer this. It's because their offensive line was complete trash at run blocking in that game. I mean total garbage. And believe me, after the last decade we know what an awful OL performance looks like.

[Beau Vine 53625]

22 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I love the stat about the acceptance rate being higher than the state literacy rate. 

But of course as we know, you can still be illiterate and be the head coach. 

Yaw yaw-yaw yaw yaaaaaw yaw, yaw yaw, foo-ball!

[Bruh Man 3160]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Anyone else getting an Vidor vibe from these swamp trolls?

This is how I imagine all of the LSU trolls.

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

26 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

No.  He and Michelle are going to do lines off a stripper's tits at midfield just before the coin flip.

We all have our rituals.  This is one I’m going to add to the golf bag.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

2 hours ago, Dr Grind said:

Never seen the word "Baw" trigger so many people so fast.  Must be a big 12 thing.  You baws wouldn't make it on Tigerdroppings

With IQ lower than your post count, you won’t make it on Surly.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

1 hour ago, Dr Grind said:

What the hell is a snuff boy?

 

Your weekend job.

[hornhorn 100]

56 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I love the stat about the acceptance rate being higher than the state literacy rate. 

But of course as we know, you can still be illiterate and be the head coach. 

I have it on good source that Ed O posts here as Chad Briscoe.

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

45 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

And believe me, after the last decade we know what an awful OL performance looks like.

Honestly, after having rewatched the Sugar Bowl so many times, one of the things I loved most was seeing the Texas OL outperform a really hyped up OL from a school that supposedly had a power running game. LSU's OL isn't anywhere near as hyped, but all the same, I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of being a fan of the team with the better OL Saturday. There are few things in life as pleasant as seeing a stack of pancakes, leading up to a fourth quarter full of long, demoralizing drives on the ground. That's the Texas football I remember, and that's the Texas football I think we're getting back to. Everybody thinks QB when you say "Sam's the best player on the field" but Cosmi can make it a mighty fun argument about who's the best Sam on the field. Alhamdulillah.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3827]

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

More accurately: it don't make a shit.

Texas has a HC that produced a NC winning offense with a 3rd string QB.  Lack of depth is hardly a deal breaker in Tom Herman's world.

Plus, he won 10 games and took the SEC's #2 to the woodshed with last season's 1 deep everywhere Texas team.

Edited September 5, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[PsychMike 1530]

2 hours ago, Dr Grind said:

You baws wouldn't make it on Tigerdroppings

Well, this confirms that my life is a failure. Woe is me. I'm gonna go hang out with Eeyore, maybe he can cheer me up.

[PsychMike 1530]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Anyone else getting an Vidor vibe from these swamp trolls?

Yeah, I think state lines don't really change the people of a region. I had experience with this in Kansas City. Regarding our border with Louisiana, I've noticed West Louisiana Box Face women about as frequently as East Texas Box Face women.

[GumboPot 147]

2 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Well, this confirms that my life is a failure. Woe is me. I'm gonna go hang out with Eeyore, maybe he can cheer me up.

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

[PsychMike 1530]

1 minute ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

woe | wō | noun literary great sorrow or distress: they had a complicated tale of woe. • (woes) things that cause sorrow or distress; troubles: to add to his woes, customers have been spending less. PHRASES woe betide someone (or woe to someone) used humorously to warn someone that they will be in trouble if they do a specified thing: woe betide anyone wearing the wrong color! woe is me! an ironic or humorous exclamation of sorrow or distress

[Deguello 54]

2 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

OMFG. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

5 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

Literate people tend to be...

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

6 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW.

That literacy rate stat just got some supporting evidence.

[Huckleberry 32144]

7 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

[C-Man 26535]

GumboPot was kidding, right? Right? Otherwise ...

[Yuk 1484]

1 minute ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

That literacy rate stat just got some supporting evidence.

Give the man a break. He's actually quite literate for a kitchen pot.

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

"Whoa" is what you say when you're fucking your sister/cousin and she starts calling out your brothers name. Woe is what we Texans feel having y'all as state neighbors.  

Edited September 5, 2019 by Winona's Big Orange Bevo
coonass grammar

[PatSolitanojr 518]

10 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

 

[IDIOTsavant 8419]

1 minute ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

"Whoa" is what you say when you're fucking your sister/cousin and she starts calling out your brothers name. Woe is what we Texans feel having y'all as state neighbors.  

The rose goes in front, big guy.

[MFEU93MK9S8IW6K6FV0X 95]

lollllllllllll

[Magus Ossis 2737]

12 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

woe | wō | noun literary great sorrow or distress: they had a complicated tale of woe. • (woes) things that cause sorrow or distress; troubles: to add to his woes, customers have been spending less. PHRASES woe betide someone (or woe to someone) used humorously to warn someone that they will be in trouble if they do a specified thing: woe betide anyone wearing the wrong color! woe is me! an ironic or humorous exclamation of sorrow or distress

Gumbo is one of us who got bored and decided to pretend (additional?) stupidity. Not sure which one. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

Bob Stoops just picked Texas to beat LSU.  I kid you not.

[Bevo 13418]

24 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

LSU grad

[NaTeWHO 838]

25 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

[Deguello 54]

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Bob Stoops just picked Texas to beat LSU.  I kid you not.

I’d always pick OU. If they win, duh. If they lose, they underachieved. 

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

14 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Gumbo is one of us who got bored and decided to pretend (additional?) stupidity. Not sure which one. 

[Foosters 17624]

Lake Whoabegon Days

[Texasrocks 2110]

33 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

Like I said, you can't spell "half-literate" without L.S.U. Or as GumboPot would say, "halve-literate."

[PatSolitanojr 518]

 

Edited September 5, 2019 by PatSolitanojr

[F250 28380]

Screen caps of film showing LSU's high octane offense.

[TreatyOak 16055]

[Magus Ossis 2737]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Spoiler

 

[Eggo 3973]

 

[WBT 20132]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

DBU!!

I swear in 4 years GDGD called 4 end arounds to Roy and 3 of them went for long TDs.

[LSUADAM 22]

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

[SubliminalHorn 6328]

57 minutes ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

Holy shit baw, you stupid

[Deguello 54]

1 minute ago, LSUADAM said:

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

OMFG.

[Yuk 1484]

3 minutes ago, LSUADAM said:

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

What about at the beginning of the day?

[Abogado Peligroso 89]

3 minutes ago, LSUADAM said:

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

Who are you talking to fucko?

[Junior Miller 1502]

5 minutes ago, LSUADAM said:

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

5 minutes ago, LSUADAM said:

All you did was throw out whatever half-witted insults you could think of without offering up any actual analysis on either team or the game. I applaud for attempting a troll job, but at the end of the day it was just that - an attempt. 

It might be time to move over and let LSUEVE drive for a while.

[LSUADAM 22]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It might be time to move over and let LSUEVE drive for a while.

HA! This actually made me chuckle. 

[Jebus 1300]

1 hour ago, GumboPot said:

It's "whoa" BTW. I normally wouldn't be sensitive to such inconsequential things but this board seems really touchy when it come to grammar.  Just a friendly warning  or the grammar hall monitors might make you kneel in rice as penance. 

This can’t be real.