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fucking uga is to blame for one fewer national championships (1983) and they are responsible for green and countless other shitstains but since atlanta and philadelphia practically saved the entire country in the 2020 election, if they can actually properly pursue this, as well as the 13k vote voicemail interference, i will forever and ever root for them over shit-for-brains florida in the cocktail party...which was not exactly hard in the first place.

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1 hour ago, sidis said:

fucking uga is to blame for one fewer national championships (1983) and they are responsible for green and countless other shitstains but since atlanta and philadelphia practically saved the entire country in the 2020 election, if they can actually properly pursue this, as well as the 13k vote voicemail interference, i will forever and ever root for them over shit-for-brains florida in the cocktail party...which was not exactly hard in the first place.

Yeah, but MTG is UGA

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rudy will soon be ready to sing 

I wonder who will pay for his defense, because from what he owes all his ex-wives/cousins, I'm not sure what's left for the lawyers.

He needs to flip just to get out from under the costs. 

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10 hours ago, sidis said:

fucking uga is to blame for one fewer national championships (1983) and they are responsible for green and countless other shitstains but since atlanta and philadelphia practically saved the entire country in the 2020 election, if they can actually properly pursue this, as well as the 13k vote voicemail interference, i will forever and ever root for them over shit-for-brains florida in the cocktail party...which was not exactly hard in the first place.

Which is why when you die you will spend eternity with your face pressed against Marge Schott’s naked, necrotic taint, listening to an endless loop of the 2021 Kansas two point conversion call as you wait for your monthly cup of Jade’s chili. 

But you said “if”.   It is not too late to root for the Gators in the WLOCP and hang in heaven with Vince.

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33 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Which is why when you die you will spend eternity with your face pressed against Marge Schott’s naked, necrotic taint, listening to an endless loop of the 2021 Kansas two point conversion call as you wait for your monthly cup of Jade’s chili. 

But you said “if”.   It is not too late to root for the Gators in the WLOCP and hang in heaven with Vince.

Go Gators

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9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Michael Cohen says Trump's next move is to find a "fall guy" and that fall guy is most likely, Rudy.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2022/08/16/michael-cohen-predicts-trumps-next-move-sot-dlt-vpx.cnn

To be fair, Rudy has been auditioning for the role for years now.  After a while I start to wonder if he saw too many episodes of "Orange is the New Black" and figured, yeah, that might be fun. He may be disappointed by the lack of lesbians. 

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21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

To think, this dumb ass was set for life on the guest speaker circuit. Probably get on a board here and there. Threw it all away to suck the orange penis 

 

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Been a long time since I saw somebody completely tarnish and set fire to their reputation like Rudy did. What a complete fuckup he is.

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I saw them open for GWAR once. 

This reminds me of a recent conversation with a buddy who unknowingly got dragged along to a GWAR concert. The dude had no idea what they were. He was assured he would enjoy it so he said, what the hell. It was every bit as bad as you would expect. I just laughed and laughed.

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21 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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Go Gata!

I want to gradulate the University of Florida not only for being the best academic but also the athletic school in the country.

Congratulations to the great players and the outstanding corch Irvin Myers.

 

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21 hours ago, C-Man said:

This reminds me of a recent conversation with a buddy who unknowingly got dragged along to a GWAR concert. The dude had no idea what they were. He was assured he would enjoy it so he said, what the hell. It was every bit as bad as you would expect. I just laughed and laughed.

I don't want to know someone who can't have fun at a GWAR concert. Their music isn't even remotely heavy or edgy and their stage presence is nothing short of the music form of pro wrestling. If either their performance or their music rustles your jimmies then, to steal a 90's parlance, get a fucking life. 

Back on topic: Rudy is turbo fucked just like his bossman. Sad.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/20/us/politics/giuliani-trump-pardon.html

 

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An associate of Rudolph W. Giuliani, President Donald J. Trump’s personal lawyer, tried to pass a message to Mr. Trump asking him to grant Mr. Giuliani a “general pardon” and the Presidential Medal of Freedom just after the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol, according to a new book.

 

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The associate, Maria Ryan, also pleaded for Mr. Giuliani to be paid for his services and sent a different note seeking tens of thousands of dollars for herself, according to the book, “Giuliani: The Rise and Tragic Fall of America’s Mayor,” by Andrew Kirtzman, who had covered Mr. Giuliani as a journalist. The New York Times obtained an advance copy of the book, which is set to be released next month.

 

 

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Bernard B. Kerik, Mr. Giuliani’s close adviser and the New York City police commissioner for part of his time as mayor, stopped the letter from getting to Mr. Trump. And it is unclear if Mr. Giuliani, who helped lead the efforts to overturn the 2020 election but has repeatedly insisted he did not seek a pardon shielding him from potential charges, was involved in the request.

 

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But the letter adds another layer to the complex picture now swirling around Mr. Giuliani as he faces legal fallout from his efforts to try to help Mr. Trump cling to power, including being notified that he is a target in at least one investigation.

“Dear Mr. President,” Ms. Ryan wrote in the letter, dated Jan. 10, 2021, according to the book, “I tried to call you yesterday to talk about business. The honorable Rudy Giuliani has worked 24/7 on the voter fraud issues. He has led a team of lawyers, data analysts and investigators.”

Ms. Ryan, who co-hosts a radio show with Mr. Giuliani, made clear in the note that he was facing financial troubles.

“He needs to be paid for his services,” Ms. Ryan wrote. She said she had given an invoice to Mark Meadows, the White House chief of staff, via Katherine Friess, a lawyer working with Mr. Kerik.

Ms. Ryan went on, “As you know, he lost his job and income and more defending you during the Russia hoax investigation and then the impeachment pro bono.”

She then brought up the Presidential Medal of Freedom, saying: “Mr. Giuliani rarely asks for anything for himself. He is praying you present him with this on Friday, January 15 or Monday the 19.”

The final item in her letter was “general pardon.”

The letter was left with Ms. Friess, according to the book. Mr. Kerik, appalled by the requests, then intercepted it, Mr. Kirtzman wrote.

Ms. Ryan and a lawyer for Mr. Giuliani did not respond to an email seeking comment.

In June, Mr. Giuliani issued a statement denying ever seeking a pardon. “I told my client, President Trump, that if I was offered a pardon, I would turn it down,” he said in the statement. “Since I had done nothing wrong, there was no need for a pardon.”

Mr. Giuliani had been under investigation at the time by federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York, although that inquiry appears to be fizzling. But he has been informed he is a target of an investigation by the Fulton County, Ga., district attorney, Fani T. Willis, for his role in trying to subvert the election results in Georgia. He spent hours on Wednesday taking questions before a grand jury in that investigation.

It is unclear what charges Mr. Giuliani could potentially face. He made numerous false claims about election fraud in Georgia state legislative hearings. He also joined in a plan to create slates of fake presidential electors for Mr. Trump in states won by Joseph R. Biden Jr., including Georgia, a scheme that the Justice Department is now investigating.

Mr. Kirtzman wrote in his book that Ms. Ryan had sent Mr. Meadows a bill for $2.5 million for Mr. Giuliani’s services and expenses. The Times has previously reported that Mr. Trump told aides that Mr. Giuliani was only to be “paid on the come,” a reference to a bet in the casino game craps, which translated to payment only if he succeeded.

She also sought $45,000 for her own services, which she described as “working in the campaign pursuing truth and justice for the president,” according to the book.

Ms. Ryan had previously sought money for Mr. Giuliani, sending an email to the Trump campaign in November 2020 as it was raising vast sums of money from small-dollar donors on the premise of fighting the supposed fraud that Mr. Trump falsely claimed had been the reason for his loss to Mr. Biden.

When The Times reported that request to be paid, Mr. Giuliani denied that it had been made. After The Times later reviewed a copy of the email and asked him about it, he said he did not know Ms. Ryan had sent it.

The book by Mr. Kirtzman, who covered Mr. Giuliani during his mayoralty in New York City, describes the unraveling of a political figure who rose to national acclaim for his response after the Sept. 11 attacks but sank into a depression and, according to Mr. Kirtzman, excessive drinking after a failed presidential campaign in 2008.

 

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