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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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I don't know who's asshole I'm more scared for, yours or futureman's

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Gerry H says this is the first time all season that Sunday practice has been canceled. 

Feels like something is about to drop in the next hour or 2. I say this as a huge skeptic...

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is out of town, so I beat my dick like it owes me money.

Don’t worry. I took good care of her for you.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry H says this is the first time all season that Sunday practice has been canceled. 

TexasSurrender05

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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coated cast iron.  professional.

23 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

We're subbing in new players at multiple positions, including some pretty vital ones.

Doesn't it make sense that we'd want to get these guys as many reps as possible during a game week?

I've never been to a Herman Sunday practice so I can't say for certain what they do.  But I would bet a large sum it's generally more film of prior game and walk through. These guys aren't going out and hitting each other the day after a game.   Tues/Weds are universally the big "rep" and game plan install days. 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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Reminded me of one of my favorite tweets ever 

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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The shart thread had been getting a bit stale.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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Wut?

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this guy just reading surly and posting our shit? 

Don’t think so actually. Interacted with him a couple times with some surly references and he didn’t understand them at all. But who knows now

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Glad I took a screenshot. Here is an example of the account. 

it was nothing but post like this  

 

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95% sure that’s Michelle

Just now, RGBIII said:

Don’t think so actually. Interacted with him a couple times with some surly references and he didn’t understand them at all. But who knows now

Did you have to use marine emoticons?

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coated cast iron.  professional.

I’m not a Neanderthal.

5 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

 

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

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I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 
Futureman would honestly make the most sense.
Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:
1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:
I swear this dude is prob just some rando surly poster. 

Futureman would honestly make the most sense.

Lmao if so

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Glad I took a screenshot. Here is an example of the account. 

it was nothing but post like this  

 

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What is Jeffrey Bryant's surly name?

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Simmering the chili while watching some NFL, drinking Zilker Pale Ale, and waiting for CDC to grab his sack and shitcan Urban. 

I don’t have my kids this weekend so I’m making this batch hot as fuck. Some extra spoonfuls of adobo sauce and tossed in two serranos.

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Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Did you have to use marine emoticons?

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2 minutes ago, Mole said:

Wut?

I’m a regard. Fixed.

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Hearing it won’t be until After a Holly Dolly Christmas tonight airing on CBS they don’t want it to be uncomfortable for the olds.

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  [emoji3]
Forget it he's rolling
2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

95% sure that’s Michelle

It's definitely someone close to Tom. So the closing of that account today may or may not mean something. Now give me $9.95.

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Just now, Wax Beer Cup said:

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

Yeah, I fixed. Temporarily regarded.

Just now, BradInATX said:
1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:
Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  emoji3.png

Forget it he's rolling

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

95% sure that’s Michelle

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Need to make one minor edit there buddy.  😀

yeah where are the beans?

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6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this guy just reading surly and posting our shit? 

 

5 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Yeah he's a bullshitter. Is asking people to bet him over the Urban stuff and is telling people to venmo him the money. He's an opportunist.

He and others, including some here, have been consistently saying this was going to happen this weekend since the beginning, and were ridiculed for it here. Now he's just following our lead? Riiight.

Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

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Just now, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

Tom literally mentioned they read message boards during the Baylor weekly press conference 

Futureman would honestly make the most sense.

That would really be funny.
Just now, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

I'm trademarking FUM

1 minute ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Didn’t Mack have interns who monitored the message boards?  Maybe someone like that. 

He was caught on horn fans I believe when somebody took a picture of him at his desk 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tom literally mentioned they read message boards during the Baylor weekly press conference 

I think they only read orangefans though and not surly. 

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

coated cast iron.  professional.

Md's gonna pour one out for Austin's anus.    

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1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

That's why he declared fatwa on the message boards complete with lawsuits. 

Am I reading correctly that we have been upgraded to a cesspool?

Just now, Skipper said:

I'm pretty sure Mack himself monitored the message boards.

Burton once posted a picture of Mack for some story and he had the 247 site up on his monitor in the background 

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He was caught on horn fans I believe when somebody took a picture of him at his desk 

247.  He fed Burton info directly. 

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

We pretty sure about that? 

Yeah that account was simping for Herman hard recently.  Had like 5k followers too.  Surprised to see it poofed.  RGL was calling it out to make a bet with him lol

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dibs on the Fire Urban Meyer thread.

In your defense, CDC announcing that he’s firing Urban Meyer right now would take some balls.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Am I reading correctly that we have been upgraded to a cesspool?

We’ve held that distinction for quite some time. We’re aiming for dumpster fire. 

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