Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central

[John Smith2 127]

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

stop me if you’ve heard this before, Sam just overthrew the deep ball

that's what happens when your oline is shit. you dont trust your mechanics. you hurry up 

[Cap Hooked 68]

He had plenty of time to fucking throw and instead he ran right into a d-lineman. Sam is not good

[immamac 41,339]

This is a trash product. I'm not turning the tech game on at all

[Patrick Bateman 3,851]

Just now, Js1 said:

They do practically fall of trees. They just go elsewhere 

Around here would be the 40 acres.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1,976]

O line sucks and Sam seems lost 

[Zavala 1,384]

Sam excels in the hurry up.

 

 

 

So let's snap the ball with 2 seconds left on the play clock and go 3 and out EVERY FUCKING DRIVE.

 

FUCK YOU MENSA

ACTING LIKE THE DEFENSE IS LETTING YOU DOWN, YOUR OFFENSE IS FUCKING GARBAGE

[pearlandhorn 3,256]

All offensive coaches, including Tom herman, should be fired. Hell, just fire them all.

[Sgt Hulk 13,484]

Just wait. Last minute before half we wake up 

[4Pete 156]

Another Saturday spent in an interminable 3rd-and-long.  I am SO tired of the offensive ineptitude.

[Pig Bellmont 8,637]

Our genius offensive coach has had 4 straight punts and 0 points

[Rimbo 25,212]

12 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I hate this team. We are so poorly coached

yep

i hate the feeling of just not giving a fuck

[crum 520]

sam looks horrid

[BrazilHorn 6,552]

I’m sure great halftime adjustments will be made and the offense will truly explode. 

[VaLonghorn99 337]

Ehlinger jinxed himself last year after the Sugar Bowl win. Running into the defenders instead of avoiding them or getting rid of the ball.

[Jive Turkey 12,194]

Sam was right.  We are back.  To the end of the Mackovic era and the Charlie Strong years.

[FloridaHorn 4,725]

This team has no identity on either side of the ball. Total failure at every level.

[irishtexan 11,413]

O line has REGRESSED.

[John Smith2 127]

Just now, Cap Hooked said:

He had plenty of time to fucking throw and instead he ran right into a d-lineman. Sam is not good

there was nobody open, and pressure was getting to him.  

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

All offensive coaches, including Tom herman, should be fired. Hell, just fire them all.

Keep Hand.

He's the only coach I like anymore.

If anyone can name another worth keeping/promoting shout it out.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,600]

Around the backside of the offensive lineman or right into two defensive linemen? Decisions, decisions...

[campcrunk 2,244]

Why, if I didn't know better, I'd say that the defense could tell what Texas is going to do offensively based on how the running back lines up. But our coach is a genius, so that couldn't possibly be true.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Killing us with a 3 man rush

so it is a viable strategy

[DixonHur 10,807]

I wonder if Herman realizes he's being out coached?

[Loch Ness Monster 3,529]

Turning this game off.

We suck donkey dick

[alphahorn 1,637]

our offense: 1st down - incomplete; 2nd and 10 run for -1 to 4 yards, 3rd and long Sam stares down 1 receiver for 4 seconds then panics and scrambles for no to little gain

[Vito Andolini 9,036]

5 minutes ago, John Smith2 said:

Ellinger dinged up is better than Brewer. that's why I said I would be shocked if Texas lost. As poorly as yall fuckers have played, you're down only 7pts. on the road. 

Since you literally mention him in every post, it’s “Ehlinger.”

[GTX Horn 1,700]

"First downs are hard." - Tom Herman, probably

[victory88 5,641]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

There is something very seriously wrong with this team.

It's lead by a fucking moron, his shitty staff, and his shitty schemes?

[hookem48 4,603]

1 minute ago, John Smith2 said:

that's what happens when your oline is shit. you dont trust your mechanics. you hurry up 

must be nice have draft picks all along your oline every mother fucking year, god damnit

[dcar00 13,861]

Just now, John Smith2 said:

there was nobody open, and pressure was getting to him.  

you can't tell if anyone is open.

[GreenspointTexas 9,353]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Ehlinger is a good QB, and things would be Watson era shitty without him.  The problem is that we run an offensive system that is supposed to be predicated on the spread option and then taking shots deep off playaction.  But we don’t do that, and instead we run a predictable no misdirection running offense and a predictable straight drop back passing attack with limited route combos.

This

[Cap Hooked 68]

1 minute ago, John Smith2 said:

there was nobody open, and pressure was getting to him.  

No it fucking wasn’t. He ran into the pressure. You’re joking right?

[hookem48 4,603]

Just now, Zavala said:

Keep Hand.

He's the only coach I like anymore.

If anyone can name another worth keeping/promoting shout it out.

our oline is getting worse every game 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,335]

Maybe Sam should be taking a deeper drop

[Patrick Bateman 3,851]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Ehlinger is a good QB, and things would be Watson era shitty without him.  The problem is that we run an offensive system that is supposed to be predicated on the spread option and then taking shots deep off playaction.  But we don’t do that, and instead we run a predictable no misdirection running offense and a predictable straight drop back passing attack with limited route combos.

We don't consistently run the ball well either.  We're consistently in 3rd and longs and run the ball every time we're in 2nd and long.  The concepts and inability to adjust along with our play call sequencing is dog shit.

[HuntinHorn 962]

Texas.... where our 4-5 stars go to get their asses whipped by 1, 2 and 3 stars desperate enough for a spot they took a chance going to a rapist school.

[Zavala 1,384]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

O line has REGRESSED.

Lulz they supposed to keep Sam clean back there for 12 seconds?

[OU Sucks 8,667]

2 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

He’s had plenty of time on multiple occasions and looks frozen.

Likely because our WRs are pussies and can't get any separation.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

Just now, victory88 said:

It's lead by a fucking moron, his shitty staff, and his shitty schemes?

led*

[mr. sunshine 2,819]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

I’m sure great halftime adjustments will be made and the offense will truly explode. 

Thanks for the comic relief. I was about to get worked up here 

[GotThatFire 166]

 A couple weeks ago my friend that lives on campus told me that Sam almost entered the transfer portal a few weeks ago.  I told him he was crazy but this shit looks like it 

[Royal With Cheese 3]

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Is Ossai playing?

Yes.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,906]

We're so bad, Orlando is looking like the least of our worries.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12,928]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Turning this game off.

We suck donkey dick

I’m sure you turn your girl off too.

[Beigebandit 40]

Our offense is basic and unimaginative af!!

[AUS-97HORN 11,546]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe Sam should be taking a deeper drop

hes not allowed to drop back to Austin in this game.  

[US183 124]

BAYLOR must really suck. Only scoring 7 points at this point in the game against this garbage.

[BachelorTrek 2,884]

**Vultures circling Tom**

[Newy25 7,590]

Baylor found a complete alignment mismatch and went away from it. I’m pretty surprised they are throwing it. 

[Helobious 9,393]

Both these teams are pretty fucking bad. I cant see Baylor scoring more than two more times. Problem is I don’t see Texas scoring more than twice.