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  • Let me be candid and honest here my man. I cannot be sympathetic to your comments because this is how adult life has always been. From the moment I stepped out of my home and headed off to college I h

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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Minnesota Murder Cop

 

 

 

Not all Trump supporters are murderous cops, but all the murderous cops are Trump supporters.

 

9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Minnesota Murder Cop

 

Is that really the guy that put the knee on the throat?  Or one of the other 3?  And also, not to nitpick---but every news outlet says he's not identified yet (from the crime video) 

2 minutes ago, tchookem said:
11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:
Minnesota Murder Cop


 

Not all Trump supporters are murderous cops, but all the murderous cops are Thump supporters.

bias confirmed. 

“He’s just a little man despite his girth and size.”


2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

The POTUS is cheering as Americans are being laid off.

We're living inside a Jonathan Swift story that he discarded as too-over-the-top.

56 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Like he's ever read The Atlantic.

Read??

He couldn't even find The Atlantic on a map.

100,000+ dead and this fuckwit is bitching about the mods on his favorite website.  
 

 

He whines just like us!

Daily Texan posters 

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

“He’s just a little man despite his girth and size.”

 

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Trump threatening to shut down Twitter is the most hollow threat in the history of threats. 

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I’m sure all the constitutional conservatives will rise up and take issue with this clear assault on the First Amendment.

@Ted Cruz 

Happy Wednesday!  The president is screaming on twitter like a little girl again while 100k Americans are dead. Ho hum. 

And where, pray tell, are these papers?  In the briefcase?  My business papers?

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Even if this were true, Trump’s problem is that the American people for the most part don’t care, just as most Americans didn’t care about the Mueller investigation.

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This slipped through the cracks last night. This book is real?

 

Churchill would've used trump's mouth as an ashtray. 

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This slipped through the cracks last night. This book is real?

 

Trump's racism makes Churchill's racism look like small potatoes. 

15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This slipped through the cracks last night. This book is real?

 

His books have been endorsed by Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee, Sean Hannity, Ben Carson, Allen West, Glenn Beck, Dana Perino, Oli North, Hugh Hewitt, National Review, The Heritage Foundation and the NRA.
 

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And where, pray tell, are these papers?  In the briefcase?  My business papers?

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27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This slipped through the cracks last night. This book is real?

 

Churchill was fat too. 

10 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

We know what he will do.

Run away.

 

Why can't just one reporter yell, when he does this "where are you running to, little titty baby?  You crying little titty baby?"

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Not sure the purpose of this tweet, considering his followers probably don't give a shit about something like this.  They just want that pure, raw red-meat.

Maybe he thinks it makes him look presidential, sort of a contrast to his regular belligerent self.

25 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Why can't just one reporter yell, when he does this "where are you running to, little titty baby?  You crying little titty baby?"

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9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Minnesota Murder Cop

 

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Churchill would've used trump's mouth as an ashtray. 

Or chamber pot. Either way...
1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I guess that Twitter fact check is over now

Well it was a good run.

Trying times for this country. The Minneapolis protestors need to stand down, especially when there are so many Patriots on the front lines fighting for haircut freedom and manicure liberty.

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not sure the purpose of this tweet, considering his followers probably don't give a shit about something like this.  They just want that pure, raw red-meat.

Maybe he thinks it makes him look presidential, sort of a contrast to his regular belligerent self.

Distract from our world-leading 100,000 corona deaths.

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I'm not sure about the "ready" or "able" pieces, but it appears that the US is in fact willing to mediate. 

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I guess that Twitter fact check is over now

Nah, he's trying to goad them into doing something.  More attention for him then. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

And where, pray tell, are these papers?  In the briefcase?  My business papers?

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27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Not sure the purpose of this tweet, considering his followers probably don't give a shit about something like this.  They just want that pure, raw red-meat.

Maybe he thinks it makes him look presidential, sort of a contrast to his regular belligerent self.

Fucking twitter.

Is he going to start using it for all diplomatic communications.

Sweatergawd it will be the end of us all.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fucking twitter.

Is he going to start using it for all diplomatic communications.

Sweatergawd it will be the end of us all.

Start?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Obama's brain makes your brain look like mashed potatoes.

35 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Nah, he's trying to goad them into doing something.  More attention for him then. 

Twitter should just link his old tweets that contradict his new ones.  

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47 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm not sure about the "ready" or "able" pieces, but it appears that the US is in fact willing to mediate. 

Angling for that Nobel Piece prize he covets so much.

MORE ATTACKS FROM LIBTARD MAINSTREAM MEDIA OUTLETS LIKE *checks notes* The Washington Examiner

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/trumps-slanderous-attack-on-joe-scarborough-is-incompatible-with-leadership

Whatever his issues with Scarborough, President Trump's crazed Twitter rant on this subject was vile and unworthy of his office. Some will undoubtedly shrug it off as Trump being Trump, but one could hardly be blamed for reading it and doubting his fitness to lead.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Big action to follow!

Big action to follow.  Just had his morning coffee. 

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