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19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

surprising that she couldn't join the grift parade that is the Trump administration.

Demands too much spotlight. Dotard doesn't like to be shadowed.

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39 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's kinda interesting just how far off the radar Palin has fallen in GOP eyes.  And surprising that she couldn't join the grift parade that is the Trump administration.

 

 If I read a story tomorrow that Palin or anybody in that trainwreck of a family was busted doing meth, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 If I read a story tomorrow that Palin or anybody in that trainwreck of a family was busted doing meth, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

MAGA World:

"Her family is just like ours!"

Lier, lier, pants on fier.

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

A girl like that, you get drunk after the sex.

 

then have some more sex and pass out 

Another series of wonderful, heart-warming saturday morning tweets from that beautiful, beautiful man. 

 

 

A federal crackdown on local crime? So Trump wants to launch a federal police force now?  I’m sure all the state’s rights governors will come out strongly against this federal overreach 

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

A federal crackdown on local crime? So Trump wants to launch a federal police force now?  I’m sure all the state’s rights governors will come out strongly against this federal overreach 

We’re going to have a federal response for violent crime when historically speaking it’s a near all time lows.

Jennifer Lawrence Reaction GIF
 

 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Yeah but that was before all the police departments were abolished

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21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

A federal crackdown on local crime? So Trump wants to launch a federal police force now?  I’m sure all the state’s rights governors will come out strongly against this federal overreach 

Trumpism is fascism. Understand that and all of his stupid shit makes sense in context. He and his bootlicks will constantly project power as a way to conceal their weakness and paranoia. They will concoct bogeymen on whom to blame their own failures. They will stoke unfounded fear for the purpose of controlling their supporters and oppressing opposition. Because that’s what fascists do.

It is no longer a question of whether it can happen here. It already has. 

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smoke screens to go after illegals / blacks / mexicans 

AG Barr (at violent crime press conference):  "A lot of people are asking me what this administration is most concerned with.  Is it Covid-19?  Is it the floundering economy?  Is it police reform?  Is it Russian bounties on American troops?  Is it an energy war?  Is it Iran?  Is it an unstable North Korea?  Is it political corruption?  Is it several recent SCOTUS decisions?  Is it a lack of transparency?  Is it how best to reopen schools this Fall?  Well, for instance, young lady in the back row...what would you say is our biggest issue?"

Reporter:  "Uh...I'd say, maybe...uh..."

AG Barr:  "Well it's the rape.  That's our biggest challenge.  And no, we are not aware of any irony."  

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Trumpism is fascism. Understand that and all of his stupid shit makes sense in context. He and his bootlicks will constantly project power as a way to conceal their weakness and paranoia. They will concoct bogeymen on whom to blame their own failures. They will stoke unfounded fear for the purpose of controlling their supporters and oppressing opposition. Because that’s what fascists do.

It is no longer a question of whether it can happen here. It already has. 

This.  We have one chance to stop this, other than a revolution.  That chance comes in about 4 months.

"Tough on crime" has rarely not worked with our chickenshit electorate.

Glad you guys are questioning it.

Where’s the para espanol marque dos?

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Judging by Dotard’s tweets the country is in terrible shape. Man, the current president must be an incompetent moron...

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

A federal crackdown on local crime? So Trump wants to launch a federal police force now?  I’m sure all the state’s rights governors will come out strongly against this federal overreach 

 

I 'member something called Operation Jade Helm, and how a portion of our population lost their collective minds over that example of federal "overreach".

Today, that same portion of the population is probably cheering this on.

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It’s fake. I thought it was real. Can’t tell. 

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8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I’d suggest keeping the score of your cognitive test a secret.  

*cognative

Would all of you be willing to kick in $5 each to pay a reporter several thousand to ask the President this question at his next time with reporters...”Mr President, given your excellent grades at an Ivy League school coupled with your recent aced cognitive tests that blew all the doctors away...would you intend to join Mensa as so many other brilliant people have done?”

I would give almost anything to see his response. 

In any normal presidential administration this Stone/Trump debacle would be an oil tanker strung to your neck and sunk in the middle of the Atlantic. For this piece of shit administration it hardly registers on the scale of unbelievably shitty things that have occurred. We gotta get these pieces of shit out of office this fall. 
 
The worst part is that I’ve probably made this post 10 times over the last four years. 



I still can’t get over how no one is talking about the Russian bounties in Afghanistan.
It's kinda interesting just how far off the radar Palin has fallen in GOP eyes.  And surprising that she couldn't join the grift parade that is the Trump administration.
 


Her hot/slutty daughter lives here in Austin out in Belterra - I believe.
4 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 


Her hot/slutty daughter lives here in Austin out in Belterra - I believe.

 

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Bristol Palin is moving into a cozy new Texas home as she joins the Teen Mom OG cast.

As part of her divorce settlement with ex Dakota Meyer, the new MTV star agreed to transfer the couple’s house near Austin, Texas into his name, according to documents obtained by The Blast this week, requiring Palin to purchase a new home near Spicewood, Texas.

The couple, who shares two of Palin’s three children together, filed for divorce earlier this year, with Meyer saying on Instagram that she “wasn’t happy” with him, adding “it’s for the best.”

 

So as the couple parts and goes their separate ways, Palin is starting over again in a 3-bedroom Lake Travis home, valued at $397,500 by NewHomeSource.com.

Palin clearly isn't at a loss for funds, reportedly making $250,000 for her first season of the reality series as she replaces longtime star Farrah Abraham, who exited the series after being told by producers to choose between her role on the show and her adult entertainment work.

“I am excited to join MTV's Teen Mom OG. I look forward to sharing my experiences and hope that I can help others on their journey,” the daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said on social media of the news.

Keep scrolling to see close-up photos of Palin's new home prior to the new season of the MTV series.

Exterior

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The white stone exterior of this house will likely be a regular sight on the new season of Teen Mom OG. Reportedly spending more than $400,000 on the 2,269-square-foot home, Palin will be able to see "sprawling views" of the surrounding area and "a sense of peace and quiet," according to the listing agent. 

Living Room

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Heading inside the Texas home, Palin's family will be able to relax in style. With dark hardwood floors and an open-concept floor plan, the cream interior gives the home a chic, cozy look that can be dressed up or down. 

Kitchen

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When it comes to cooking her family meals, Palin has a top of the line kitchen to get things done. With dark cabinetry to match the flooring and marble counter tops, the modern-looking kitchen comes with new appliances and plenty of space for her little ones to mill about and help with the cooking. 

Dining Room

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And when it comes time to sit down as a family for a meal, the Palins will have plenty of space in the connected dining room, which looks out over the house. There's even a view of the backyard to ensure plenty of natural lighting and relaxing dinners. 

Bedroom

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With three bedrooms and two bathrooms, Palin's new house will have plenty of space for the little family. And there's no better way to wake up in the morning than with views like this from one of the bedrooms.

Bathroom

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As the parent of three little ones, Palin will definitely benefit from her new home's full-sized tub and luxurious tiled shower. And with plenty of room on her marble vanity, Palin will definitely be ready for her close-up when the MTV cameras come around.

Back porch

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During the hot Texas summers, Palin and her family will be able to relax in the shade while taking in their lush backyard on this back porch. With a clear view to inside, Palin will also maybe be able to get some housework done while keeping an eye on the kids playing outside.

 

8 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


I still can’t get over how no one is talking about the Russian bounties in Afghanistan.

 

 

Then the talk of China virus, AG Barr’s new operation, the statues, and Stone’s commuted sentence worked.

Trump and his administration are master reality shit posters.... and the media falls for it every time.

Real stories like that are forgotten and all we can remember is passages from his niece’s book and a misspelled word in a tweet.

Chatted with a Trumper friend of mind. I genuinely asked and listened to why he supports trump and flies a trump flag. Basically it was: businessman and not a politician, stock market, and response to socialism.
Dude has a shitty masters degree and makes 6 figures so not stupid.


I was polite and didn't argue. I had an internal conversation that he's just doing what he thinks is best for his family and is a little brain washed

Then I remembered this dude used to drop the n bomb and stole an outboard motor in college so he could fish. And I realised he's just a selfish asshole .

-Not sure I want to be going offshore fishing with him anymore.
- not sure Trump is going anywhere at all. They are all doubling down and have mental excuses for doing so baked in. Market crashes? We need a businessman to get it back. Rona? China!

Trump works because we allow propaganda as news and we are a selfish cruel people.

16 hours ago, Tom said:

Has there ever been a plate of food or a meal in the history of the world where rice wasn't the blandest, least exciting thing on the plate?  

Yet three pages of rice talk.

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Can y’all go back to talking about rice?

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23 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

a Trumper friend of mind.

here is your first problem. 

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I may have to read the book to see if he names this singular democrat who is defending the indefensible!

Eh, I give him a pass on the "defense of the indefensible".  The implication is that this lone wolf Democrat is TRYING to defend what cannot be defended.

This might go down as a bigger mystery than Deep Throat.

What the hell does south Austin’s Mom have to do with this, you partisan sumbitch?

1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


I still can’t get over how no one is talking about the Russian bounties in Afghanistan.

 

 

 

Every single time anyone associated with the administration is within shouting distance of a reporter, on tv Sunday mornings, giving a speech, whatever, every question should be "What has this administration done to address the fact that Russia was paying bounties for American soldiers' lives?"

Every single question, every time.

 

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

 If I read a story tomorrow that Palin or anybody in that trainwreck of a family was busted doing meth, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Palin and her husband are swingers

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Palin and her husband are swingers
Surprised it didn't turn out better

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


What pandemic?

 

 

I wasn’t the first to say / post this, but I feel safer knowing he’s on the golf course than in the White House.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Of course she's aggy. Of fucking course. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I think the bigger “error” is claiming to be a New York Times best seller when the RNC bought up copies in bulk. 

37 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


What pandemic?

 

So what would have been an embarrassingly low turnout for his hate rally in New Hampshire turns into a let’s steal more taxpayer money weekend for one of his golf clubs. Sounds about right.

Palin and her husband are swingers
Did her husband fuck Glen Rice,too?
2 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

Put this on the list of things that Secretary of Unfuckery Warren will have to fix.

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