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"they said we couldn't man it.  but i said we'll man it.  and woman it."

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Last pic of Gorka, at least from me.

In his previous West Wing stint, he wasn't high enough on the food chain to warrant a car + driver to work, so he just schlepped it in each day like a regular Joe.  Which meant the day he was fired he was left transporting the contents of his office in his convertible:

https://www.gq.com/story/seb-gorka-mustang-cleanout

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Alas, since Gorka left the administration in disgrace last week, desperately trying to hammer out and submit a resignation letter before news of his firing could be made public, that Mustang—which famously sports a vanity "ART WAR" license plate and the insignias of several U.S. military entities in which he never served—will presumably be making fewer trips to the West Wing in the weeks to come. Its final voyage thereto, though, was a sight to behold.

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These photos appear to depict a weary-looking Gorka parked directly outside the White House grounds, dutifully clearing out his things just like any out-of-favor employee who got unceremoniously dumped on his ass late on a Friday afternoon. His gleaming AmericaMobile is stuffed with all the standard office tchotchkes you'd expect a dubiously-qualified, self-proclaimed terrorism expert to possess: As noted by the eagle-eyed @nycsouthpaw on Twitter, that sure looks like a framed poster of the Twin Towers in the passenger seat, because one way to be absolutely sure that you Never Forget is to...stare every day at a photo of that which you're supposed to never forget, I suppose. (Then again, when the September 11th attacks occurred, Gorka was still in the process of trying and failing to jump-start a political career in his native Hungary, so maybe an occasional reminder really is helpful for him.)

 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that Trump hasn't dropped dead from a massive McHeart attack during one of these pressers is 100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

Every day, we dig the hole even deeper.  We can't stop the massive bleeding.  And half the country cheers as it happens.  God has forsaken us, and we absolutely fucking deserve it.


God bless Stiv Bators:   
 
This is the Lord's prayer
There's no saviour out there
There ain't no one else who cares
Don't look to me for absolution
There ain't no clandestine solution
Life's a crime of passion
Designed for direct action
There ain't no justice out there
This is the Lord's prayer
Without each other we're nowhere
This is the Lord's prayer
The lamb's been slaughtered
War's been declared
This is the Lord's prayer
Only the devil may care
This is the Lord's prayer
What we need is strength of purpose
To reverse all they taught us
If prejudice is all you learned in school
It's up to us to break the rules
I'll recruit a ragged army
Before I let your hatred scar me
This is the Lord's prayer
Nobody's gonna help you fight your fears
Better start livin' while you're still here
I heard God screaming through his tears
He said I ain't comin'
I ain't comin'
Save yourself
There ain't no saviour out there
Your stairway to heaven leads nowhere
Don't look to me for emancipation
You are your only salvation
There ain't no justice out there
This is the Lord's prayer
Said I ain't comin', save yourself
5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This is fantastic.  I'm going to be looking for something new!  Maybe race car driver?   That can't be hard to learn.  Lean into it.  Maybe stunt man?  Brain surgeon?  That's new.... I've always wondered what the ole cabeza looks like.  Ground beef?  Maybe I'll run for office..... you obviously don't need experience or competence.  I can't fail.

 

 

I don't think it's a bad on idea on the face of it. Many jobs have gone away and will go away, never to be replaced.  

Of course, the problem is that no solution ever proposed by a Trump family member doesn't somehow line their own pockets first. 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

this guy criticizes Hunter Biden with the fucking mongoloids he produced?

That's the joke!

well.  he is right about this being the most important election.  credit where credit is due.

"Let [Biden] define carbon because he won't be able to."

AOC - "a young woman not talented in many ways."

5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This is fantastic.  I'm going to be looking for something new!  Maybe race car driver?   That can't be hard to learn.  Lean into it.  Maybe stunt man?  Brain surgeon?  That's new.... I've always wondered what the ole cabeza looks like.  Ground beef?  Maybe I'll run for office..... you obviously don't need experience or competence.  I can't fail.

 

I’m going to become a left handed relief pitcher. Being right handed shouldn’t be too big an obstacle to overcome. 

30 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

What a dildo. 

That’s an insult to dildos 

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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

AOC - "a young woman not talented in many ways."

Slightly rude too !!!!

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

"Let [Biden] define carbon because he won't be able to."

passing grade: an element in all life.

acing grade: those tacos that al makes.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

I made this post on Facebook on the day after the election, I think.

Biden wants to incentivize smuggling of children

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Biden wants to incentivize smuggling of children

Biden is a Wayfair customer?

Why would Dems tear down a wall that’s falling down ?

Wait, they're in the Rose Garden? Is Dr Birx there? It's not too late to jump out of the bushes, whip out the scarf, and perform the Hermes Maneuver, Deborah. The country needs a patriot during these trying times. This is no country for old fat orange men.

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

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if we didn't have the wall, we would be in trouble like you wouldn't believe because of all the Mexicans coming in with COVID.

He’s going hard in the paint on ‘illegals’ 

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maybe the liberal mayors of American cities wouldn't mind jihadists coming in and blowing up the cities, but Trump would mind.

How can we have tests for a disease before its emergence?

13 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

God bless Stiv Bators:   
 
This is the Lord's prayer
There's no saviour out there
There ain't no one else who cares
Don't look to me for absolution
There ain't no clandestine solution
Life's a crime of passion
Designed for direct action
There ain't no justice out there
This is the Lord's prayer
Without each other we're nowhere
This is the Lord's prayer
The lamb's been slaughtered
War's been declared
This is the Lord's prayer
Only the devil may care
This is the Lord's prayer
What we need is strength of purpose
To reverse all they taught us
If prejudice is all you learned in school
It's up to us to break the rules
I'll recruit a ragged army
Before I let your hatred scar me
This is the Lord's prayer
Nobody's gonna help you fight your fears
Better start livin' while you're still here
I heard God screaming through his tears
He said I ain't comin'
I ain't comin'
Save yourself
There ain't no saviour out there
Your stairway to heaven leads nowhere
Don't look to me for emancipation
You are your only salvation
There ain't no justice out there
This is the Lord's prayer
Said I ain't comin', save yourself

And I've said this numerous times here: nobody is coming to save us.  Nobody is going to help us.

We are on our own, and we are hellbent on self-destruction.

Having him read is a bad idea.  Shame on his staff for putting him in this situation.

mandate net zero carbon emissions for homes, offices and all new buildings = no windows, no nothing.  very hard to do.  Trump asks people who go into those buildings how their eyes are because they won't be any good in 5 years.

“You can’t make a left and enter the United States anymore loaded with human ‘traffic’.” 

-President Donald J Trump 

white house - "trump will speak from the rose garden today at 5pm"

press - "i bet this is about advancement on the moderna vaccine.  this is such a horrible disease, and finally some encouraging news about a potential vaccine.  yay."

trump - "biden released a plan today and i'm going to tell you why he sucks."

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I watched a documentary on Jim Jones over the weekend.  That guy knew how to party before he went insane and killed everyone.  

Ok, I had trumper mention Venezuela today and now trump mentions Venezuela

are they sending out talking points ?

"do you think you're the underdog?"

"uh, did you see all those fucking boats?"

Trump : we have really good poll numbers. Look at all the boats and bikes !!!!

Just now, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Listen, polling experts will tell you, you're in great shape when we can point to the boaters and (checks notes) biker majorities across this nation.

Pretty surprised he forgot to mention the white supremist golf cart drivers.

32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

"Let [Biden] define carbon because he won't be able to."

AOC - "a young woman not talented in many ways."

Trump is the Yogi Berra of Benito Mussolinis. 

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Like, just get a bullshit job working for your dad or something!

 

 

6 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

This is fantastic.  I'm going to be looking for something new!  Maybe race car driver?   That can't be hard to learn.  Lean into it.  Maybe stunt man?  Brain surgeon?  That's new.... I've always wondered what the ole cabeza looks like.  Ground beef?  Maybe I'll run for office..... you obviously don't need experience or competence.  I can't fail.

 

 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Nobody golfs there anymore.  It’s too political.  

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