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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Dude....you're in the DT board right now.   The bolded has already been fully covered 'round here.

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    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

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Nope, I had to google what they were though
I actually like the flavored BC powder or Goodys. Great for hangovers and the typical head/body aches
Just didnt get the hate. 

I wasn’t hating. Just honestly didn’t know it still existed. And I’m old too. At least old enough to remember it.
3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

Nope, I had to google what they were though

I actually like the flavored BC powder or Goodys. Great for hangovers and the typical head/body aches

Just didnt get the hate. 

That's funny because I'm just the opposite. While I knew what Werther's are, I'd never heard of BC Powder. Don't know what that says/means though.

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Nor have I ever heard of Goodys

I need to try em for hangovers.  Usually an Advil gel caps guy but they don’t always do the trick. 
will injecting the goody’s powder directly into the body speed up the recovery? 

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I need to try em for hangovers.

Red Beer. You'll never go back.

4 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Amazon just announced that 19,000 employees have COVID-19.

HAVE HAD Covid.  They don't all have it at once.  That's how many have gotten it over time.

If they all got it at the same time, I’d be both really worried and also really impressed at the efficiency of their delivery system 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

HAVE HAD Covid.  They don't all have it at once.  That's how many have gotten it over time.

Then, the drop down lied to me.  If it ever did that with sports scores, there’d be trouble.  Serious trouble.

I need to try em for hangovers.  Usually an Advil gel caps guy but they don’t always do the trick. 

will injecting the goody’s powder directly into the body speed up the recovery? 

Pretty sure its effects are immediate when snorted up the butt.

I just looked, and goodys is acetaminophen, caffeine, and aspirin. So it’s crushed up excedrin. 

Is there a drip sensation after you butt snort it?  But like in reverse, in defiance of gravity?   And will injecting it directly stave off the COVID-19 virus, to keep us on topic?   

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Do they still make Standback?  It was like 2 cups of coffee and aspirin - stronger than Goodys.  Really interesting when mixed with marching powder, or so I'm told.

48 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Amazon just announced that 19,000 employees have COVID-19.

Prime delivers again....

Holy shit, listening to him speak on zoom right now...if you get the chance to read Larry Wright's "The End of October"...please do.  It's amazingly prophetic and he basically stole the U.S. playbook and Asian playbook, and the gaps therein, it's fucking awesome.  He's teaching this to UT right now.  So cool.  So disturbing.  

21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Holy shit, listening to him speak on zoom right now...if you get the chance to read Larry Wright's "The End of October"...please do.  It's amazingly prophetic and he basically stole the U.S. playbook and Asian playbook, and the gaps therein, it's fucking awesome.  He's teaching this to UT right now.  So cool.  So disturbing.  

We had all this impressive stuff in the playbook apparently.  There was a list of retired dentists who could help identify bodies, there was a way to stop concerts, aggregate PPE, exploit our awesome health care system, etc.  Wow, y'all gotta listen to this.  I'm sure though that Larry Wright is wrong in most of y'all's eyes because he wrote that book about Scientology and Radial Islam.  

"Crimson Contagion" also came up.  My god, we are so much more fucked than I realized.  /noCR 

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

We had all this impressive stuff in the playbook apparently.  There was a list of retired dentists who could help identify bodies, there was a way to stop concerts, aggregate PPE, exploit our awesome health care system, etc.  Wow, y'all gotta listen to this.  I'm sure though that Larry Wright is wrong in most of y'all's eyes because he wrote that book about Scientology and Radial Islam.  

"Crimson Contagion" also came up.  My god, we are so much more fucked than I realized.  /noCR 

*Radical Islam.  The radical Islamists rode on radial tires.

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All we hear is radial Al-Lah, radial Al-Lah...Radial what's new?  Radial...someone still loves you!  

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

All we hear is radial ga-ga.

Fun Fact - The bank M used Munich in the phrase "New York, London, Paris, Munich" in their song "Pop Muzik" because it rhymed.

3 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

He who shall not be named is in quarantine. 

I was about to go to sleep then the "BREAKING NEWS" came on. They do suck me in with their little tricks on my brain. 

I don't see what the big fuss is, middle school kids can't transmit it to their parents.

Going to be interesting to see how much news they let out on test results in the morning. We only know about the positive because of a non factual opinion show call-in. Wild shit

POTUS and FLOTUS have tested positive for covid-19

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Going to be interesting to see how much news they let out on test results in the morning. We only know about the positive because of a non factual opinion show call-in. Wild shit

Bloomberg broke it, cnn ran/confirmed, trump on hannity admitted it

Ohhhh boy. He comes out of this unscathed and fine, the whole lot of people are taking one giant leap back to normalcy

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ohhhh boy. He comes out of this unscathed and fine, the whole lot of people are taking one giant leap back to normalcy

Bigger issue is the required quarantine for anyone exposed. How do you access a SCIF to get classified info to make decisions if you're in quarantine? Our government and national defense/security apparatus wasn't built to work remotely.

Not good stuff, and not good for any american. 

Bigger issue is the required quarantine for anyone exposed. How do you access a SCIF to get classified info to make decisions if you're in quarantine? Our government and national defense/security apparatus wasn't built to work remotely.
Not good stuff, and not good for any american. 

My guess is their quarantine is a hell of a lot different than yours and mine
2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


My guess is their quarantine is a hell of a lot different than yours and mine

No doubt. But I'd bet ya a beer that it's not going to be anywhere close to the same capability/capacity as without an outbreak in the west wing. And I was more thinking of the staff and analysts who do slot of heavy lifting and sifting of sensitive/classified documents for the decision makers 

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Maybe insulting people for wearing full coverage masks isn’t a mitigation strategy after all?   Who knew?  

Bigger issue is the required quarantine for anyone exposed. How do you access a SCIF to get classified info to make decisions if you're in quarantine? Our government and national defense/security apparatus wasn't built to work remotely.
Not good stuff, and not good for any american. 

My guess is their quarantine is a hell of a lot different than yours and mine

Man Woman Positive Covid Nineteen. 

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Bigger issue is the required quarantine for anyone exposed. How do you access a SCIF to get classified info to make decisions if you're in quarantine? Our government and national defense/security apparatus wasn't built to work remotely.

Not good stuff, and not good for any american. 

yes it was and is. 

 

But yeah, not good. 

5 hours ago, Captainant said:

POTUS and FLOTUS have tested positive for hoax

Thank God you didn’t mention them by name.

Who knows, certainly wouldn’t surprise me. 

Right now I’ll wager the CR is standing in line jerking each other off to this news repeatedly and buying up all the aloe they can from friction burns on each other.  
 

expect doom and gloom on the stock market today 

36 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Right now I’ll wager the CR is standing in line jerking each other off to this news repeatedly and buying up all the aloe they can from friction burns on each other.  
 

expect doom and gloom on the stock market today 

What aloe stonk should I buy?

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Fake positive?

4d chess. Stock market dry run for nov 4th.

42 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Right now I’ll wager the CR is standing in line jerking each other off to this news repeatedly and buying up all the aloe they can from friction burns on each other.  
 

expect doom and gloom on the stock market today 

antifa jizz barrels overflowing?

lol.

38 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Right now I’ll wager the CR is standing in line jerking each other off to this news repeatedly and buying up all the aloe they can from friction burns on each other.  
 

expect doom and gloom on the stock market today 

live look at the CR, where they are looking for optimal tip to tip efficiency

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

live look at the CR, where they are looking for optimal tip to tip efficiency

Another look:

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