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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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Stop fucking asking about his fucking exposure. That's why you don't get a follow up dumbass

Yes, ask about what the fuck we are doing 

i will get tested but not because you asked me to get tested but because i probably was going to do it anyway for other reasons.

The same question had been asked 4 times. Lol I hope they keep asking him why he isn't self-quarantining.

How anyone can try to play the stock market with these clowns manipulating everything is beyond me. 

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Who's the fucking dumbass asking are we researching why this affects the elderly.

Gizzi the meme glasses guy

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Trump being trump..... completely I saying what he just said and making this a shit show

"You stood next to someone and shook hands with someone with coronavirus. Why haven't you been tested?"

"Oh I will, at some point. Not for that reason though."

WTF

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Women reporters have had enough of his bs. Am still a Warren gal and these reporters are persisting. LFG!

Trump bails!

 

Oh my god.  "We're working out a schedule" for him to get tested.

It's a fucking swab, dipshit.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Stop fucking asking about his fucking exposure. That's why you don't get a follow up dumbass

Yes, ask about what the fuck we are doing 

ORANGE MAN QUARANTINE! 

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Lol these "reporters" doing activism

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

I hate Pence worse than Trump.

 

For a party obsessed with "alphas" he is the biggest beta cuck I've ever seen, literally felating another dude over and over and over again.

How long before the cheat sheet is available so that folks can go to google and get a positive response so they can go get a test that may not be necessary.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i will get tested but not because you asked me to get tested but because i probably was going to do it anyway for other reasons.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh my god.  "We're working out a schedule" for him to get tested.

It's a fucking swab, dipshit.

this is the same president who takes physicals in shifts

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1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

How long before the cheat sheet is available so that folks can go to google and get a positive response so they can go get a test that may not be necessary.

I wonder if they are asking google to fact check your answers... big data for the win

 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Good press conference for Trump.

JFC.

So what would you consider a bad presser?  One where he drops trou and takes a shit on camera?  Because that's what basically did.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Good press conference for Trump.

I knew you were a disingenuous troll before, but now I know to completely ignore you. 

Wasn't it Abraham Lincoln, when he crossed the Delaware River on his way to San Juan Hill to fight the Nazis that said, "I don't take responsibility at all"?  

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

How long before the cheat sheet is available so that folks can go to google and get a positive response so they can go get a test that may not be necessary.

Yeah, it will be gamed and thus is just testing for all.

  • Do you have a fever?  Yes.
  • Do you have a dry cough?  Yes.
  • Do you have difficulty breathing?  Yes.
  • Have you been to any of the following countries in the past 14 days:
    • China:  Yes
    • South Korea: Yes
    • Iran: Yes
    • Italy: Yes
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3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

ORANGE MAN QUARANTINE! 

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Lol these "reporters" doing activism

At this point, if he self quarantined for a little while the 401Ks might be beautiful again. 

"you've been selling a lot of stuff."

president business, folks. 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I knew you were a disingenuous troll before, but now I know to completely ignore you. 

I don't give one single solitary fuck.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Yeah, it will be gamed and thus is just testing for all.

  • Do you have a fever?  Yes.
  • Do you have a dry cough?  Yes.
  • Do you have difficulty breathing?  Yes.
  • Have you been to any of the following countries in the past 14 days:
    • China:  Yes
    • South Korea: Yes
    • Iran: Yes
    • Italy: Yes
    • United States: Yes

fify

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Good press conference for Trump.

Of course you think that, you cartoonish buffoon. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

I don't give one single solitary fuck.

Welcome to ignore, many years too late.

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I don't give one single solitary fuck.

Obviously.

Regale us all with a tale on how great your 401k is doing.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

fify

And that's fair.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Welcome to ignore, many years too late.

Keep on reeeeeeeeeeeeeing cloak room buffoons.

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CSpan is following up with Pelosi’s speech if anyone wants to watch it. 

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

CSpan is following up with Pelosi’s speech if anyone wants to watch it. 

Maybe she can ram through that crucial Hyde amendment waiver in the coronavirus response bill.

IT WAS HER TURN!

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1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

CSpan is following up with Pelosi’s speech if anyone wants to watch it. 

The "rebuttal" to the declaration of a National Emergency? Brilliant!

Wonder if she will get any hardline questions like "someone told me you stood beside someone with the virus, did you get tested?"

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1.Testing

2. Paid Family Leave

3. Strengthen Food Security (for children due to schools closing, people who lose their jobs, etc)

 

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Families First Coronavirus Response Act

FFCRA? That's not a funny acronym. /sarcasm

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This is absolutely fucking incredible. 

You say we closed it but I don't know anything about it. 

Torbush

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