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  • SInce y'all seem to be my clearinghouse for all things political, let me tell a story.  A couple of them, actually.  Three, if you want to be specific. When I was 14 I went with a family frien

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Fat Donny is gonna goth mope around this summit while holding an ice pack to his ass.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Fat Donny is gonna goth mope around this summit while holding an ice pack to his ass.

 

Merkel, Trudeau, Macron, May...all assholes who should be scorned. Putin and murdering Saudi Prince? His guys!

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That's the President of the United States.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

sometimes just saying it reminds me how surreal this all is.

weird, if true!

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Huh? What is my Econ policy? 

I think you’re far left, unions etc.  I could be wrong.  Far right and left fail on Econ policy.  

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

lol @ unions being "far left"

Jesus

No I didn’t mean unions and far left together.  Two separate ‘left’ issues but not far left. 

If you don’t think unions are a largely D push let me tour you through IL.  

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I think I'll go eat worms!
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In least shocking news ever.

I think “impromptu” was lost in translation.

Somebody needs to tell Donald that a whole bunch of Alaskans are brown.

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When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“big one”

 

Oh now we should trust the deep state. I don't think so Don!

Just now, Chooky said:

When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

That's not even enough time to count chromosomes.

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Please follow the directions of the highly trained professionals who are there to help you. Your Federal Government will spare no expense. God Bless you ALL!*

 

* This offer not valid in Puerto Rico.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's not even enough time to count chromosomes.

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

Sharing is caring!

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why bother?   Hers always have extra.

The doctors were trying to figure out how it already had an ankle monitor.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

* This offer not valid in Puerto Rico.

I don’t care who you are. That’s funny right there.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

More proof Yelp! sucks.

8 minutes ago, Chooky said:

When the tremors hit Sarah Palin another baby fell out of her.  Two hours later the same baby was already on probation.

only 10 fucking years ago. and now we are here. goddamn republican fools

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What the fuck does he think a trade agreement is?  A musical?

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What the fuck does he think a trade agreement is?  A musical?

Maybe.

Whatever the case, USMCA is no "Springtime for Hitler."

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Trump probably thinks USMCA is "United States Marine Corps Academy".

U Suckass MC's Angry

5 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

The canadians call the agreement CAMUS

Is that a mexican sandwich?

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

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Eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm!emoji445.png

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The best part of that clip is DOTARD in the background

41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Thanks, Donnie!


 

 

"We're not just members of the 'DOTARD is our bitch' club, we're also World Leaders!"

22 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

To be fair, it isn't a big apartment.

Is it me or does virtually every video showing Donald in a public place beg for Curb music?

4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is it me or does virtually every video showing Donald in a public place beg for Curb music?

It's not just you.

And honestly, I think that's how we should deal with him.  Don't argue his stupid points, don't fight about whether or not all of his lies are asinine.  Just everywhere he goes, have loudspeakers blaring the Curb theme, on repeat.

1 hour ago, plimon said:

Is that a mexican sandwich?

More like an absurdist cautionary tale about how we should be more kind to strangers.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think you’re far left, unions etc.  I could be wrong.  Far right and left fail on Econ policy.  

I don't think I've ever said anything that would lead anyone to conclude that I'm far left on anything, really, let alone economic policy. In my adult lifetime, which began with Reagan's second term, Bill Clinton was the most fiscally responsible president. He was center-left, practically a Republican. I thought giving Clinton economics another go was a good idea.

I think the Democrats on the whole should be farther left than the Clintons, but not as far left as Bernie. I'd like to see them have some success and force the Republicans back toward the center from their current position on the extreme right. (A Clinton victory in 2016 would've helped to achieve that goal.)

Part of the problem is that the Republicans have been plunging farther and farther to the right for the last 50 years. Nowadays an Eisenhower Republican looks like a far left socialist. 

The canadians call the agreement CAMUS

Appropriate, since it doesn’t mean anything.
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