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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch. Buddy. This is some sad shit.

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They aren’t even close to the same position Billy.  

But are your coaches still telling Hansford he’s a tight end, Achane he’s a running back, and Jones and Young that they’re corner backs?

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5 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

For a long time they confused our post-Mack Brown / Charlie Strong ineptitude and the associated increase in their recruiting success with the SECSECSEC. Now it's clear that when Texas is competing at its historical level it doesn't make a shit what they do. They have been, and always will be, little brother.

In case you haven't noticed, that whole causation vs. correlation thing has never really registered with that group. 

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That's because all the fat tackles haven't left room for anyone else.

Everyone look at OG to the left of you. Now look at the OG to the right. 

By the time you are seniors, one of you will be a starter, one of you will have entered the portal, and one of you will have been consumed by the others at the Price summer BBQ.  Good luck and gig em

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Just now, BabaYaga said:

Wait, their best player and head cock-gobbler for their incoming class has eligibility concerns.  Oh, shit.  This is too amazing to be true.  I'm going to stroke out on Ag tears..

Just high school eligibility due to transfer rules - he's fine for getting into aggy

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34 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

They aren’t even close to the same position Billy.  

But are your coaches still telling Hansford he’s a tight end, Achane he’s a running back, and Jones and Young that they’re corner backs?

Not that Billy is a booster inserting himself into his alma mater’s recruiting or anything. Completely unbiased observer and reporter. 

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It just doesn't add up

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Their biggest problem (beside having absolutely no self-awareness) is that their mods always immediately predict every player they want to aggy. Brian Perroni does it with his crystal balls every single time. They’re constantly pissed because they believed falsehoods from the start. 

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What happened to Hamm's waterslide buddy Blanton?

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He’s about to miss his 2nd straight season with his injury, that’s not a good sign.

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When you're not out there at the start of fall camp and you don't make an appearance about halfway in...injury issues are probably a factor and more of a long term one.

 

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27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

what's the reason behind the kid's transfer anyway?

Needed to get away from North Forest. If he stays at Tomball, he's an aggy lock. But if he transfers to IMG where Georgia, Clemson, Bama, and the Florida trio will visit daily, he's no longer a lock, imo. 

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Just now, Fud said:

Needed to get away from North Forest. If he stays at Tomball, he's an aggy lock. But if he transfers to IMG where Georgia, Clemson, Bama, and the Florida trio will visit daily, he's no longer a lock, imo. 

Yep.  A LOT can happen with a location shift like this.  This is the beginning of those stories about players that fans laugh off as not a big deal, up until the troubled young man enrolls out of state, goes the JUCO route, or quits football all together.  I wish no ill will on the young man, but damn if this isn't perfect timing for the aggy collective.  

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