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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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9 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

You know the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders (before he went tits up) played a part, as well. 


the colonel and trump are on a first name basis !

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh boy what?

Oh boy, Trump's fucked.  

Actually, he'll be fine.  But he's done for 2024 and he;'s gonna watch some people he actually cares about get hauled off.  

good news is...we will get them on the trains.  

 

Also, what the fuck with so many of you getting so fucking sensitive about me wanting to liquidate 25 million people?  Germany or Russia does it, none of you raise a stink.  Oh, are you afraid their children may rise up to avenge their deaths?  I shudder to think..................

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh boy, Trump's fucked.  

Actually, he'll be fine.  But he's done for 2024 and he;'s gonna watch some people he actually cares about get hauled off.  

good news is...we will get them on the trains.  

 

Also, what the fuck with so many of you getting so fucking sensitive about me wanting to liquidate 25 million people?  Germany or Russia does it, none of you raise a stink.  Oh, are you afraid their children may rise up to avenge their deaths?  I shudder to think..................

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Are you new?  He hasn't lost a single vote over this.

So anybody have any questions before we proceed?  

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh boy, Trump's fucked.  

Actually, he'll be fine.  But he's done for 2024 and he;'s gonna watch some people he actually cares about get hauled off.  

good news is...we will get them on the trains.  

 

Also, what the fuck with so many of you getting so fucking sensitive about me wanting to liquidate 25 million people?  Germany or Russia does it, none of you raise a stink.  Oh, are you afraid their children may rise up to avenge their deaths?  I shudder to think..................

I know you’re going through a lot right but now but 

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Hey look, it's another troll. 

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Yeah, you're right...politically motivated mass-murder doesn't ever happen our planet any more.  Must be nice to live in la-la land with the other children.  

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Hey look, it's another troll. 

Check the alcoholics thread in DT.  I don’t think he’s trolling but either fell off or in a bit of a transition phase 

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor.  I think that's what we used to call ourselves.  I still get the hangup with some of you vaginas.........like politically motivated violence is so suddenly this baffling occurrence.  When'd you guys get so fucking sensitive?  

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Is it Y GIFS with a hard G or Y "JIFS" with the soft G?

Quite the effort for a bit that is neither funny nor clever.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Is it Y GIFS with a hard G or Y "JIFS" with the soft G?

Thanks for getting it.  Yes, it's pronounced like me asking why there is no proper peanut butter in the home...  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor.  I think that's what we used to call ourselves.  I still get the hangup with some of you vaginas.........like politically motivated violence is so suddenly this baffling occurrence.  When'd you guys get so fucking sensitive?  

 

People.  Trains.

 

Yeah, the connotation is absolutely perfect.  No way anyone misreads this, or associates it with any other random thing in world history.

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor.  I think that's what we used to call ourselves.  I still get the hangup with some of you vaginas.........like politically motivated violence is so suddenly this baffling occurrence.  When'd you guys get so fucking sensitive?  

That’s Mr Vagina to you.

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lol, #MAGAmeltdown is trending and this is the first pic
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6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor.  I think that's what we used to call ourselves.  I still get the hangup with some of you vaginas.........like politically motivated violence is so suddenly this baffling occurrence.  When'd you guys get so fucking sensitive?  

Well you’re acting like you either fell off or high on PAWS or just generally manic.  You’re not making a whole lot of sense and being overtly aggressive, similar to other newb/sock accounts that typically go…what’s the technical term…’bananas’ in big threads.  
 

So either take yourself a chill pill or contribute to the conversation in a serious/funny way.  Else you’re not going to be taken seriously and railroaded.  Guess you can then go cry about CR in DT and board discussion.  

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm thinking they don't indict this as a "show of good faith," and then slam him with the 1/6 indictment.  It kind of depends on what evidence develops, though.

He’s a mad man unhinged, a rabies’s infected dog !
 

 

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7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

To be fair, neither Obama nor Trump appointed Bruce Reinhart.   He was appointed by the District Judges of the Southern District of Florida. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/631

He is a profoundly stupid motherfucker.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That trump presidential library is going to be a hoot !

It should be the size of a gas station with printed tweets and sharpie updated maps. Should have a fast food restaurant attached as well.

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

It should be the size of a gas station with printed tweets and sharpie updated maps. Should have a fast food restaurant attached as well.


$99.99 to enter !

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

It should be the size of a gas station with printed tweets and sharpie updated maps. Should have a fast food restaurant attached as well.

Trumps Presidential Library will be in Moscow

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

At what point does trump skip the country ?

When an indictment drops. 

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

To be fair, neither Obama nor Trump appointed Bruce Reinhart.   He was appointed by the District Judges of the Southern District of Florida. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/631

He is a profoundly stupid motherfucker.

He's just trying to deflect and make MAGAworld believe he's being railroaded by a corrupt administration. 

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

To be fair, neither Obama nor Trump appointed Bruce Reinhart.   He was appointed by the District Judges of the Southern District of Florida. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/631

He is a profoundly stupid motherfucker.


he’s going to get someone murdered 

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Interesting theory from CNN on why Trump was so adamant that he didn't have to turn over any of these documents: https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/25/politics/trump-maralago-documents-private-concerns-legal-tom-fitton/index.html

Cliff notes:

  • The non-lawyer head of the Judicial Watch group told Trump that every document from his Presidency was his and not the govt's.
  • The theory stems from this same non-lawyer, who sued to obtain some specific Bill Clinton Presidential records.
  • He lost because a judge said that the National Archives doesn't have the right to designate documents/media as Presidential Records and therefore the documents were Clinton's. 
  • To be clear, the Clinton record in question was an interview with a historian and not nuclear secrets.

While we all speculated (& still do) that perhaps Trump was planning to sell this info, it's also just as likely Trump held onto these documents just because the docs were his.

LOL.  I have a bridge to sell you.

6 hours ago, Tuco said:

That article does two things: 1. Names the scapegoat; 2. Portrays the issue as an honest (if completely stupid) disagreement over what rights a former President has to retain documents.  It is an article that paints the best possible picture of Trump from the known data points.

It's possible it is true.  But, it's coming from the Trump camp and presents the best case interpretation.  So, big grain of salt.  

Only the best people, he takes advice from only the best people.  His freaking criminal defense team is staffed by Insurance lawyers who seem to be selected based solely bra size.

 

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

MAL, a perfectly safe place to keep top secret documents....

 

 

Kid should had said, "Ghislaine Maxwell gave me this address."

If trump goes to prison, what happens to all that PAC money ?

49 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor.  I think that's what we used to call ourselves.  I still get the hangup with some of you vaginas.........like politically motivated violence is so suddenly this baffling occurrence.  When'd you guys get so fucking sensitive?  

Do the trains come with free imitation crab meat?

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

Do the trains come with free imitation crab meat?

Yes,  but only in the dining car.  And only between 1:00-1:15p.  

I'm obviously unhinged.  But some dumbfucks don't understand when the other party gains back control...and they will 'cause your team is just as fucking stupid.  There will be mass incarcerations/murders.  And you will all bitch and moan and wonder "I didn't think it could happen to us."  Even though history is fucking littered with examples of the homicidal extermination of cleansing for reasons of ethnicity, political beliefs, religious beliefs, etc.  But oh yeah, I forgot...some of you went to college and so did some Trumpers and there haven't been any mass murders in the last 100 years because we're so civilized and advanced.  You fucking morons....

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yes,  but only in the dining car.  And only between 1:00-1:15p.  

I'm obviously unhinged.  But some dumbfucks don't understand when the other party gains back control...and they will 'cause your team is just as fucking stupid.  There will be mass incarcerations/murders.  And you will all bitch and moan and wonder "I didn't think it could happen to us."  Even though history is fucking littered with examples of the homicidal extermination of cleansing for reasons of ethnicity, political beliefs, religious beliefs, etc.  But oh yeah, I forgot...some of you went to college and so did some Trumpers and there haven't been any mass murders in the last 100 years because we're so civilized and advanced.  You fucking morons....


Back away from the keyboard, take a weekend off. Good luck 

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol at some of you trying to assert that Dotard had no malice in his actions and he just thought he could take classified and top secret docs as souvenirs. Have you been intubated the last 5+ years? How, HOW, can anyone give that sentient Peep any credence at this point is beyond me. His only currency is blackmail. It's all he knows. He stole that shit to protect his ass and nothing else. Anyone asserting otherwise should be shunned.

In the lead up to the 2020 election I half-ass jokingly said if dotard lost the election the FBI / CIA need to be on high alert if he starts asking for shit like a list of our deepest overseas undercover agents.  Little did I know...

I guess we're just Rwandammed if we do and Rwandammed if we don't.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


why would a member of the prestigious  Rathschild family care about state secrets ???

Deep State!

 

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yes,  but only in the dining car.  And only between 1:00-1:15p.  

I'm obviously unhinged.  But some dumbfucks don't understand when the other party gains back control...and they will 'cause your team is just as fucking stupid.  There will be mass incarcerations/murders.  And you will all bitch and moan and wonder "I didn't think it could happen to us."  Even though history is fucking littered with examples of the homicidal extermination of cleansing for reasons of ethnicity, political beliefs, religious beliefs, etc.  But oh yeah, I forgot...some of you went to college and so did some Trumpers and there haven't been any mass murders in the last 100 years because we're so civilized and advanced.  You fucking morons....

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I admire you.  You really don't think they'll commit violence in the name of their God once this next phase happens?  That's fucking amazing you're that fucking naive.  But yeah, I should calm down.  They're going to commit murder.  How is that so hard to understand, considering the fact...that you know?....they've already committed murder?  Where is the fucking disconnect for you fucking idiots?  

We know they’ll commit violence. They already have. What the fuck are you talking about?

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Or I just enjoy putting people on trains.  You know...like a Conductor

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

So anybody have any questions before we proceed?  

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