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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Last night I watched a rerun of the Tonight Show from Feb 27, 1986. During his monologue, I heard Johnny Carson use the phrase “prime the pump.”

I didn’t realize it had been that long since Trump invented the phrase.

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Last night I watched a rerun of the Tonight Show from Feb 27, 1986. During his monologue, I heard Johnny Carson use the phrase “prime the pump.”

I didn’t realize it had been that long since Trump invented the phrase.

You need to find a new hobby.

16 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Hard to decide where to put this, but....
 

 

maybe this is finally how we convince a shitload of people that they'll never be billionaires. see? you couldn't even raise 1/3 of that! with all of you put together!

23 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Monkey snipers flinging poisonous poo.

I read that in Richard Ayoade's voice  

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You need to find a new hobby.

What? Mocking Trump? I don’t think so. 

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I had to renew my drivers license yesterday.  I checked the box for voter registration.  It defaulted to non-registration.  It took me an hour to get through that bullshit.

 

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Good Lord

13 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Good Lord

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This man has a weird fetish …..

 

Trump speaking is like Han Solo shooting in the trash compactor:  Dumb and bounces all over the trash in the room

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On 2/22/2024 at 5:03 PM, TeeDubya said:

Hard to decide where to put this, but....
 

 

Dude who started the gofundme looking at the numbers while contemplating how he's a self-made millionaire.

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has hell frozen over?

 

 

A bit old, siap 

 

Uh, are we just not talking about what happens to the Trumpinator-1000 in the movie or is that like illegal and would get the website in trouble?  

Okay, so the Trumpinator travels back in time from 2024 to correct the vulnerable human elections of 2020 and instead gets involved with an AI machine-SkyNet/StarLink, rapes some people including his daughter, buncha lawsuits, fraud trials, criminal trials, and then sells a shoe that literally looks like a high-top sneaker released the exact same fucking week in 1984 as "The Terminator" movie?  And oh yeah, the guy who was the original T-1000 happens to be one of the more outspoken Republicans against the Trumpinator who happened to take over his gameshow.  And he was on another gameshow called "The Running Man" with another host who was also sexually in appropriate with women.  

Top 5 answers on the board, we asked 100 people.......

"ARE WE IN A FUCKING SIMULATION?" 

Show me "WHAT THE FUCK?"  

Ok idea, execution below even your standards 

Lucky for you, i have no standards.  But you have to admit some of this shit is coming oddly full-circle and a little too close for comfort. 

csb/ Last week, I went to the Barbara Jordan Forum at UT, and to church service, and to a support meeting.  And the message was all the same each and every time.  We fell like we're all participants and influencers in a time of immense significance and change, but in the end-we are just the next chapter after the previous one and before the ensuing one.  It's just in our DNA to consider ourselves part of this magnitude shift of existence.  There has always been the most important election of our lifetimes, there has never been a generation of literature or theology that didn't consider itself the voice of the End of Days, there has always been an effort to evolve our culture and society.  Everybody and their children is the most impactful era to ever happen to society.  It's in our bones, installed there by Mother Nature herself as a survival and procreation mechanism, as elegantly efficient as our chromosomes themselves.  To your point, maybe we just have more digital exposure so we notice more shit. 

But in the last 18 months, I am making peace with a balance between Signs.  You can't live your whole life looking for meaning and depth and validation in every little thing.  Because you miss the basics of life.  And you can't ignore what's clearly a sign from the universe/nature/higher power either.  It's a high-wire act requiring balance.  One day we'll leave this planet, but for now we're hurtling around a boiling star at 67,000mph with a buncha shitty people and for my generation, at least, there ain't no rock but this one.  And I have done my level best to help and serve since I was a little kid.  And it satiated me.  But for the next 12 months, we're gonna really fucking hurt some bad people.  And it's going to fell fucking fantastic.  It took me a long and rugged journey to realize my purpose other than being a father.  I am here to make bad people feel ashamed of themselves for supporting who they support and falling for what they fell for.  And when some of them lash out, I'll be there to remind them again.  Because like Tommy in "Casino", I'll keep coming back to get them, again and again and again.  Because I don't know any better.  Y'all do the inspiration and the leading and the voter turnout and the convincing and the prose.  I'll do the other shit.  And then we're on to the other project.  This is no longer the shit we read about in history books about other countries.  It's our turn and the stupids aren't taking a day off.  

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In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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You got city hands, Mr. Hooper.  Been counting money all your life. 

for god's sakes Brisket, get that finger outta your ear...you don't know where that finger's been.  /RIPlloydbridgesinHotShots

CSB/ my avatar (that took my dumbass a full year to figure out how to post) is from the Rickett's Penthouse atop the Time Warner Centre/Mandarian whatever the fuck it's called now in Manhattan.  He's an actual billionaire unlike Donald Trump.  So he was hosting an event that I was mistakenly invited to and I tell him I'm from Chicago and a Cubs fan.  And he shows me some cool shit he had from the 2016 Cubs WS.  And then takes me over to that window and says, "You see that 'penthouse' way down there?"  And Steve is mostly a Republican donor for regulatory purposes and political favors.  And this was when Trump was still in office.  He says, "After the Cubs won the series and our franchise value went up even more, that fucking loser asked if his family could buy in for a small stake after he leaves office to increase his exposure in Chicago (admittedly his two major properties there are quite nice).  And we had our people check him out, guy doesn't even have the liquidity to buy  season tickets let alone a slice of the Chicago Cubs."  I never saw him again that evening but I just stared in awe at the Lovable Loser.  Not the Cubs anymore, but Donald Trump.  

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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For a second, I thought your hand was an automatic rifle. Dark humor. Maybe too soon.

Anyway, I endorse your message.

leave it to fucking Brisket to take a high-up photograph of 3 Las vegas pools and miss every opportunity to get a screenshot of a hot chick in a bikini.  

Send me your Verde tickets tonight for your failure.  BOO THIS MAN! 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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Pre-upgrade view?

 

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Fashion Mall still there, huh? 

Fashion Mall still there, huh? 

Duh. Why else would you go to Vegas except to shop at that one-of-a-kind place, Macy’s?

The Shops at Caesar had it going on back in the 80s-90s. 

Never understood the cutesy curled finger flip off. Put your middle finger out there big as life. Extend your thumb big as life. 

We're done here.

Trump clearly has a Nikki Haley lookalike standing behind him at this victory speech 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

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You should have stayed there and pissed all over the place.   

Goddammit. Next time I’m here, I’m 1) going to hit an all-you-can-eat chili and chicken wings buffet, and then 2) saunter into that place, get seated at the DJT restaurant, 3) get up, and head to the men’s room to destroy their shitter, and then 4) walk out humming The Battle Hymn of The Republic.
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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Brisket is a short-fingered vulgarian, too? 

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

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Well if police can shoot shoplifters, does that mean the secret service can draw and quarter the leader of an insurrection?  

Brisket is a short-fingered vulgarian, too? 

Heavy on the vulgarian. And yeah, I was never gonna be great on the piano. God gave all of my length to…other things. That’s right, I have LONG ear hairs.
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In Vegas to see U2 at the sphere. Staying at the Palazzo, got upgraded to a city view suite. This is our view, with editorial comment:

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So ronery.

10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I never realized that @Brisketexan has Trump-sized hands. Do you need two hands to hold a glass of water?

Maybe it was cold out in Vegas or he’d just got out of the pool?  

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Only a special needs dad would take their kid to fucking CPAC. 

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