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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

It took about 1 whole minute to search for “jamaal Charles” by author. And it was clear because the rest of us with an IQ approaching triple digits remember the multiple page absurdity of your take and subsequent weak defense against posters like macklin, huck, etc because slow motion train wrecks are difficult to forget. 
 

but tell us more about the Adrian Peterson joke I just didn’t understand. You’re either a blatant liar, a complete fucking moron, or both. Feel free to pick one. 

A liar for misremembering? That's, uh, something? You're a weird fucking guy, you know that? You taking this so serious that you think misremembering a name is someone "lying" is fucking hilarious. Holy shit, dude. You really do take this site to heart, huh? My goodness. Wow. It makes sense as to why you're on here most of the day, I suppose. 

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

A liar for misremembering? That's, uh, something? You're a weird fucking guy, you know that? You taking this so serious that you think misremembering a name is someone "lying" is fucking hilarious. Holy shit, dude. You really do take this site to heart, huh? My goodness. Wow. It makes sense as to why you're on here most of the day, I suppose. 

It’s a lie when you construct an entire narrative around the situation. Like Adrian Peterson. Or you were “just joking.” Do you remember these posts from 20 minutes ago?

 

25 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Well if he's going to make shitty jokes at least get the player I jokingly compared him to. And of course he's dense and took it seriously because he might be Jimbo-tarded

 

24 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yes, sit this one out since you're literally too stupid to get a joke about a player, and not even the right player at that. 

So you’re going with Idiot?

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17 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the twists and turns in this thread, I find none more surprising than more of you not having Spider on ignore. For the sake of those of us who do, pretty please extend the courtesy of not quoting his drivel. I can honestly feel my brain cells saying "fuck it, I'm out of here," every time somebody quotes him. 

I usually need whiskey for that effect

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

It’s a lie when you construct an entire narrative around the situation. Like Adrian Peterson. Or you were “just joking.” Do you remember these posts from 20 minutes ago?

 

 

So you’re going with Idiot?

Ddue, seeing you this upset is fucking hilarious. Holy shit, man. It's a message board. Take a time-out and calm your titties. I admitted I was wrong, and you're so insecure you're having to pretend to boast your IQ into triple digits. 

Think about how sad that is. Talking about IQ points on a message board over misremembering a player from like 3 years ago. Jesus, man. Relax lol

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I know i shouldn't laugh when someone is upset, but it's pretty hard not to when Sydney's pussy is quivering at the thought of having to build up his IQ on a message board. Lol 

1) it’s hilarious you think I’m here quivering and not laughing my fucking ass off at you. Again. 
 

2) I think my IQ is just fine. Do you really want to measure board contributions? That will end really well and obviously. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

1) it’s hilarious you think I’m here quivering and not laughing my fucking ass off at you. Again. 
 

2) I think my IQ is just fine. Do you really want to measure board contributions? That will end really well and obviously. 

You're not laughing, you're literally upset over a post. Is it compulsions to be right that drive you? 

And board contributions? Who gives a shit about board contributions? It's a message board lol. 

 

You're complaining instead of putting me on ignore. Think about that. You have a solution that you refuse to use. That's pretty sad, man. 

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10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It took about 1 whole minute to search for “jamaal Charles” by author. And it was clear because the rest of us with an IQ approaching triple digits remember the multiple page absurdity of your take and subsequent weak defense against posters like macklin, huck, etc because slow motion train wrecks are difficult to forget. 
 

but tell us more about the Adrian Peterson joke I just didn’t understand. You’re either a blatant liar, a complete fucking moron, or both. Feel free to pick one. 

Humblebraggin beeatch

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Jesus this thread is a fucking beating. I know, "first time?" 

Outside of the OLine haul, what players do y'all expect to get early playing time? I wouldn't be shocked if some of the EE DL guys were in the two deep or close to it. 

For guys we don't have that we may have by this time next week, thoughts on Brooks and Harris? In terms of early playing time. Seems like Barron showed some flashes late in the year plus Jamison returning, but it's not exactly like we have Jalen Ramsey back there.  

I figure a ton of these guys will get looks just because we lack any proven stars outside of Bijan and Worthy obviously, just wondering who y'all think will contribute early, whether that be because of lack of depth, early enrollment, or whatever. 

Guessing more than likely we won't have any idea until May-ish when Spring practice and the portal situation has been settled for the most part. Just figured I'd try discussing recruiting rather than... whatever the fuck this shit is 

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32 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Lol. Wouldn’t have pegged his for a socialist.  What was his salary as head coach?

Before, Auburn could offer the parents of a recruit a job somewhere but now that NIL is about payments on the table, it's neutered that approach. Plus, the maulers now have a stake that they didn't anticipate spending--they wanted to spend on the the skill and/or speed positions.  

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3 minutes ago, Surlian said:

Jesus this thread is a fucking beating. I know, "first time?" 

Outside of the OLine haul, what players do y'all expect to get early playing time? I wouldn't be shocked if some of the EE DL guys were in the two deep or close to it. 

For guys we don't have that we may have by this time next week, thoughts on Brooks and Harris? In terms of early playing time. Seems like Barron showed some flashes late in the year plus Jamison returning, but it's not exactly like we have Jalen Ramsey back there.  

I figure a ton of these guys will get looks just because we lack any proven stars outside of Bijan and Worthy obviously, just wondering who y'all think will contribute early, whether that be because of lack of depth, early enrollment, or whatever. 

Guessing more than likely we won't have any idea until May-ish when Spring practice and the portal situation has been settled for the most part. Just figured I'd try discussing recruiting rather than... whatever the fuck this shit is 

Ewers, obviously. Maybe if we sign someone other than Thompson that can play WR would be my guess. On defense j haven't a clue. Maybe LB, S, and CB?

 

Also edited to add that I hope Omerie (sp?) is back to top form. He's a big mf'er that can catch, but no clue how he'll return from his surgery and if he is even the same 

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4 minutes ago, Surlian said:

Jesus this thread is a fucking beating. I know, "first time?" 

Outside of the OLine haul, what players do y'all expect to get early playing time? I wouldn't be shocked if some of the EE DL guys were in the two deep or close to it. 

For guys we don't have that we may have by this time next week, thoughts on Brooks and Harris? In terms of early playing time. Seems like Barron showed some flashes late in the year plus Jamison returning, but it's not exactly like we have Jalen Ramsey back there.  

I figure a ton of these guys will get looks just because we lack any proven stars outside of Bijan and Worthy obviously, just wondering who y'all think will contribute early, whether that be because of lack of depth, early enrollment, or whatever. 

Guessing more than likely we won't have any idea until May-ish when Spring practice and the portal situation has been settled for the most part. Just figured I'd try discussing recruiting rather than... whatever the fuck this shit is 

Banks has a shot. Agree that a DL or 2 could earn some snaps. I think some ppl might suggest BJ Allen, but that would surprise me. My underinformed take (all of these are underinformed, to be fair) has Brooks as more Day 1-ready than Harris: hopefully we get to find out with both of em. The long snapper better be playing.

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1 minute ago, Surlian said:

Jesus this thread is a fucking beating. I know, "first time?" 

Outside of the OLine haul, what players do y'all expect to get early playing time? I wouldn't be shocked if some of the EE DL guys were in the two deep or close to it. 

For guys we don't have that we may have by this time next week, thoughts on Brooks and Harris? In terms of early playing time. Seems like Barron showed some flashes late in the year plus Jamison returning, but it's not exactly like we have Jalen Ramsey back there.  

I figure a ton of these guys will get looks just because we lack any proven stars outside of Bijan and Worthy obviously, just wondering who y'all think will contribute early, whether that be because of lack of depth, early enrollment, or whatever. 

Guessing more than likely we won't have any idea until May-ish when Spring practice and the portal situation has been settled for the most part. Just figured I'd try discussing recruiting rather than... whatever the fuck this shit is 

Bitch we in the middle of a gen-u-ine slap fight tween spidy and Sidney Cartoon and you bring this shit in herrah?!

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7 minutes ago, Surlian said:

Jesus this thread is a fucking beating. I know, "first time?" 

Outside of the OLine haul, what players do y'all expect to get early playing time? I wouldn't be shocked if some of the EE DL guys were in the two deep or close to it. 

For guys we don't have that we may have by this time next week, thoughts on Brooks and Harris? In terms of early playing time. Seems like Barron showed some flashes late in the year plus Jamison returning, but it's not exactly like we have Jalen Ramsey back there.  

I figure a ton of these guys will get looks just because we lack any proven stars outside of Bijan and Worthy obviously, just wondering who y'all think will contribute early, whether that be because of lack of depth, early enrollment, or whatever. 

Guessing more than likely we won't have any idea until May-ish when Spring practice and the portal situation has been settled for the most part. Just figured I'd try discussing recruiting rather than... whatever the fuck this shit is 

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