February 28, 20241 yr This thread makes AIDS want to spread rapidly across all continents and kill the human race
February 28, 20241 yr But doesn’t aids do that regardless the of how regarded aggy or our posters are?
February 28, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, TotallyLegit said: I'm sure Cloak Room posters would abstain based on moral principle, and because they don't know what an orgasm feels like. I've had orgasms! I've had tons of orgasms! I've had one with your mom, dude! I will strangle you, I'll stick my goddamn thumb through your eye!
February 28, 20241 yr Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure: The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program.
February 28, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Getafix said: lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that.
February 28, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Getafix said: Proximity to Austin is a huge draw. Major advantage over sip.
February 29, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Park Gothic said: lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that. It can trail the actual “we’re not weird” campaign.
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post Here's a link to an aggy trying to convince folks A&M is special while admitting it's a cesspool. https://glasstire.com/2015/06/07/the-cult-of-memory-at-texas-am-2/ If universities project their sense of identity through their campuses, the usual image is one of gravitas, beauty, and intellectual openness (university shares the same root as universe, after all). Think stately, gracious, ivy-covered buildings of stone or red brick. By contrast, Texas A&M is a fortress: a sturdy, solid, no-frills series of beige bunkers that convey something of a siege mentality. It projects intellectual safety, rather than intellectual openness. At A&M, you get the sense that sharing in the experience of the group is more important than striking out on one’s own as an individual. The place is also covered with bronze statues, plaques, and other memorial signifiers. I’ve heard there’s more bronze at A&M than at any other university in the country (unverified, but could be true). Every brick has a name. Every bench has a plaque. Almost nothing that can have been given a veneer of meaning has been left untouched. While it’s true that all universities have their traditions and memorials, A&M takes this notion to a whole other level.
February 29, 20241 yr On 2/27/2024 at 10:59 AM, Park Gothic said: of course the guy is rocking Hey Dudes...
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post I revere Meat Pimp. After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp. The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them. Edited February 29, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post 24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: I revere Meat Pimp. After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp. The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post Big Bang is pithy and peevish. From Aggie 247, after last night's basketball loss.
February 29, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Park Gothic said: lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that. And proximity to real cities.
February 29, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Armybrat said: And proximity to real cities. Only 1.5 hours in any direction to civilization!
February 29, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, Armybrat said: And proximity to real cities. All of which have real universities with honest intellectual pursuits and athletic programs with actual athletic achievements.
February 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: I revere Meat Pimp. After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp. The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them. If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch
February 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, RomaVicta said: I revere Meat Pimp. After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp. The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them. shoes, they are "shoes" they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal Edited February 29, 20241 yr by NoName
February 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: And proximity to real cities. Of which, Austin is one and is closer to two of the other 3. But hey they can claim Houston, though their comfort level is mostly the halo of suburbs outside the beltway.
February 29, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: I have never heard of these. Sperry's for the yutes? they are big in areas outside large cities. don't wear them, just asking for foot/ankle issues and they give you no support.
February 29, 20241 yr Author 13 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: I have never heard of these. Sperry's for the yutes? Less youths, more rednecky. Kind of like the Salt Life to their Vineyard Vines.
February 29, 20241 yr On 2/28/2024 at 9:40 AM, RomaVicta said: Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure: The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program. Mike Elko hired 5 coaches that were not brought over from Duke or already on the aggy staff. He watched the 2023 Florida Gators go 5-7 and still decided that 40% of these new hires, as well as his Director of Recruiting, needed to come from this program. I'm sure this will be fine.
February 29, 20241 yr 26 minutes ago, NoName said: shoes, they are "shoes" they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid.
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post 16 minutes ago, closetojumping said: Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid. ill also bring it back to making fun of Aggies via screenshots then: +
February 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, NoName said: shoes, they are "shoes" they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal Are those like dress crocs?
February 29, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said: If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch Hey now
February 29, 20241 yr Quit making fun of hey dudes. Hell even the show was magic. I'll never forget my first exposure to Christine Taylor
February 29, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, NoName said: ill also bring it back to making fun of Aggies via screenshots then: + He hasn’t heard anything negative from Looch about Wiggy. Who could have predicted that?
February 29, 20241 yr On 2/27/2024 at 10:59 AM, Park Gothic said: I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom. Also, I'm pretty sure dude has doubled up on your No. 4 and No. 1 - confidence goes a long way. Every, single, 4H and FFA kid dresses like this. Honestly, I’d be worried if a meat judge was wearing a Rhoback and New Balances.
February 29, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, NoName said: shoes, they are "shoes" they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere.
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post 22 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere. On brand
February 29, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, NoName said: shoes, they are "shoes" they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal I'm looking forward to the Salute Your Shorts NIL deal. Edited February 29, 20241 yr by TotallyLegit
February 29, 20241 yr Popular Post 6 hours ago, Getafix said: I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy.
March 1, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, Scholz said: I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy. With Buccees coupons and free drinks at the Dixie Chicken
March 1, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Scholz said: I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy. We all know how that would turn out. They’d just Gillooly the fuck out of it.
March 1, 20241 yr Ha. That’s great. I read it all and after all that he’s like look man there’s no way they only lose only one game they might actually lose one more.
March 1, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch
March 1, 20241 yr Popular Post 55 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said: That's a lot of words to say we are going to be good. His coked out ramblings have reached a fever pitch. I could barely tell which team he was talking about half the time.
March 1, 20241 yr Popular Post 23 hours ago, Getafix said: Quite a stat, if accurate. A&M's last football national championship is closer to the reign of the final Mughal emperor than to the present day.
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