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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Their greatest turdition is that they never learn. Anything. Ever.

And never seem to realize the douchebag shittery is coming from inside the cult. The only consistent thing about aggy is they can't handle themselves with any class or decorum for any moment or event. Ever. They will always aggy it up.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1998 aggy game draw was nuts. 

It was. I was there at 2am at Belmont with my sleeping bag and boones farm. I got guest ticket too and took my dad. 

That was 1998. There are better methods now, not in college station, but in the rest of the world. Still, it was memorable. It’s was fantastic. 

We didn’t eat any lists, but we ate a lot of Gumby’s. 

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1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

with my sleeping bag and boones farm

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Shit - I go back to the Randall’s or Krogers days of North EZ tickets going for $5.

My Dad and I saw Phil Dawsons’ kick to beat Virginia, and the Barber Brothers, during the ‘95 season from those seats.

Times have changed.

Hook’em!!!

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

Gods, what it would be like to go back and see empire strikes back or the matrix for the first time….enjoy your reading noob. Chortle heartily.
6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And never seem to realize the douchebag shittery is coming from inside the cult. The only consistent thing about aggy is they can't handle themselves with any class or decorum for any moment or event. Ever. They will always aggy it up.


Back in 1996, after Texas beat A&M 51-15, my girlfriend and I went down to dirty 6th.  There were about 400 happy Longhorns celebrating in Maggie Mae's when two total redneck-looking Aggies walked in with their dates.  At first everybody was chill but after 15-20 minutes some of the Longhorns start giving the Aggies a  hard time about the game.  This one Aggie starts flipping the bird to everybody in the bar, saying "FUCK you, Texas. FUCK YOU, f*ggots!"  etc ... I mean, these two dudes are outnumbered 400-2.  Before they could get their asses beat down, the bartender grabs one of them and says "Look, asshole. You may not care if you get your asses beat to a bloody pulp but it's not going to happen in my bar. If you're aiming to take on everybody in this here, you're going to have to do it out in the street."    Somehow, that got through to this guy.  His immense stupidity was broken through and he realized that his odds in a fight against 400 drunk Longhorns were not good. He stopped and they left.  But he really was in a crowded bar, on 6th street, after a massive Texas victory, trying to challenge the entire assembled Longhorn crowd. 

Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old.  Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.

Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old.  Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.

I don’t know man. She wasn’t in good health at 19. Shit, she was so hungry she ate paper. Unless she made some changes, she might not even be around anymore.

She’s a fat Karen living in Katy like every middle aged weirdo that graduated from there . 

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Shit - I go back to the Randall’s or Krogers days of North EZ tickets going for $5.

My Dad and I saw Phil Dawsons’ kick to beat Virginia, and the Barber Brothers, during the ‘95 season from those seats.

Times have changed.

Hook’em!!!

1) Phil was in my Business Law (for non-business majors) study group. (The only one who did NOT contribute a brief to the group.)

2) I went to that game.

3) A high school buddy was at UVA B-school (on his way to becoming an investment banker) and he came to town for that game. (He went to Duke undergrad, so he wasn't too worked up.)

...so this posts hits close to home.

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There were about 400 happy Longhorns celebrating in Maggie Mae's when two total redneck-looking Aggies walked in with their dates

When did Maggie Mae's ever allow livestock?  

Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance.

I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy. 

12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Shit - I go back to the Randall’s or Krogers days of North EZ tickets going for $5.

My Dad and I saw Phil Dawsons’ kick to beat Virginia, and the Barber Brothers, during the ‘95 season from those seats.

Times have changed.

Hook’em!!!

Youngin'.

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

She’s a fat Karen living in Katy like every middle aged weirdo that graduated from there . 

I have it on good information that Graham Harmon is her son.

15 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

We didn’t eat any lists, but we ate a lot of Gumby’s

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20 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't have time to do the caps but these are the threads:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3509350

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3509868

I browsed. Got this.

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Have you no Aggie Honor, sir?

Poor little Reveille down there just waiting to watch the next game or at least the scoreboard. Now soaked in Aggie urine filtered through Aggie turds.

REVEILLE!

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Almost forgot to add:

She never even gets a chance to say it was a sippy in disguise:

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4 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance.

I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy. 

Someone on one of the older versions of Surly tracked her down about 15 or so years ago, and she was a teacher in Milano, just east of Rockdale.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I browsed. Got this.

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Have you no Aggie Honor, sir?

Poor little Reveille down there just waiting to watch the next game or at least the scoreboard. Now soaked in Aggie urine filtered through Aggie turds.

REVEILLE!

Not Reveille's grave!

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Someone on one of the older versions of Surly tracked her down about 15 or so years ago, and she was a teacher in Milano, just east of Rockdale.
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17 hours ago, deft said:


Gods, what it would be like to go back and see empire strikes back or the matrix for the first time….enjoy your reading noob. Chortle heartily.

Holy shit hahahaha. I cannot believe that is real. That is both hilarious and, well, that's just fucking insane. Did anyone ever figure out her name?

Quite ironically, her name was Liz Steeter.

 

 

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Or is that a coincidence? Or maybe just a lie.

13 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Holy shit hahahaha. I cannot believe that is real. That is both hilarious and, well, that's just fucking insane. Did anyone ever figure out her name?

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13 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Holy shit hahahaha. I cannot believe that is real. That is both hilarious and, well, that's just fucking insane. Did anyone ever figure out her name?

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1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Louie Anderson 

I don't remember there being gold involved in this story though

Don’t say they didn’t warn us. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Don’t say they didn’t warn us. 

Yeah we'll slide right back in, amirite? Know what I mean? 

Up top! 

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah we'll slide right back in, amirite? Know what I mean? 

Up top! 

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17 minutes ago, Jebus said:

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On 11/21/2024 at 7:48 AM, SimkinsMan said:

Listeater is absolutely my most favorite Aggy story ever. I remember watching it play out in real time and thinking this is too good to be true. If you enjoyed the Schlossnagle schadenfreude this summer, Listeater was a lot like that, albeit even more bizarre because of her mannerisms and appearance.

I would pay a lot to know her side of the story, and to where she ended up in life. Such a perfect Aggy story with selfishness, lack of self awareness, righteous indignation, and of course the whole plot being stirred by a desire to get tickets to see A&M valiantly defeat daddy. 

The TexAgs video is on YouTube. It’s a masterpiece.

 

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7:07 mark

bloom goes to the channel 3 news room, shows them the video, gives them listeaters phone number, channel 3 dude calls listeater......  will not spoil it from there.....

On 11/21/2024 at 12:02 PM, CHIEF said:

Someone on one of the older versions of Surly tracked her down about 15 or so years ago, and she was a teacher in Milano, just east of Rockdale.

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Yeah a poster on the Shag claimed to know her name, profession, and employer. In this version, I believe she was an accountant at one of the Big 6 firms in Houston. 
 

A lot of people get burned out working 80+ hour weeks right of college so I could see her being a teacher now. 
 

Her equally fat friend standing up to defend her was probably my favorite part of the video. “My friend is at peace with herself and God, so there’s nothing y’all can say or do to her.” What Hugh Freeze level evangelist level bullshit. You cheated. You got caught. Admit defeat and go the back of the line. Nope. She stuck with it, and she’s  the aggy version of Bartman. 

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5 hours ago, nnm said:

Don’t say they didn’t warn us. 

I mean we all know the bargaining stage would start, i just assumed they'd wait until after the auburn game. 

I can't wait to spam this everywhere as the season ends like an old school rick roll 

 

 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The TexAgs video is on YouTube. It’s a masterpiece.

 

Holy shit lol. Now I know what the infamous gif of the List Eater is. Put this in the Louve!

On 11/20/2024 at 9:04 PM, deft said:


Gods, what it would be like to go back and see empire strikes back or the matrix for the first time….enjoy your reading noob. Chortle heartily.

Wait until he hears about the cell phone flop out.

53 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Wait until he hears about the cell phone flop out.

I read the on the shag and it was fucking hilarious. That's a legend that should live  in infamy. 

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I read the on the shag and it was fucking hilarious. That's a legend that should live  in infamy. 

It's the reason I sometimes get the random urge to start whistling Neon Moon lol

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It's the reason I sometimes get the random urge to start whistling Neon Moon lol

Probably one of the greatest stories ever told. Only a Longhorn could do something that hilarious. Sometimes I randomly think about it and it never fails to make me chuckle. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As long as you don’t think about how either game went. 

Thank you for helping me not think about that.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As long as you don’t think about how either game went. 

I don't even care about the loss. The rest of the story is how stories should be written. Hemingway would be impressed. 

15 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

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Might be 52-7....all barn

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16 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Auburn just got a taste of the Jerrin Thompson Special

An INT because he's smart and read the play, a bust because he's so slow. Jerrin gives and Jerrin takes.

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