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Breaking: Jeff Banks has just started a charitable foundation for wrongfully accused monkeys. The charter of BMMDDS is to provide legal and allegedly veterinarian services for the mental well being of wrongfully accused monkeys. BMMDDS (a.k.a Bitch My Monkey Didn't Do Shit) has declined comment on the situation at the Banks home. 

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23 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

The best part about this saga so far is how seemingly reasonable her defense of the situation is. It wouldn't be a story if it was a dog that nipped a kid wandering into the backyard. 

But, you know, she's a stripper and it's a monkey. 

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3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Maybe the monkey needs to coach defense? She (monkey) certainly knows how to initiate contact with an opponent.

Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.

 

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