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Stupid ass sip, thats 12th man in action. Theyre all in the tunnel waiting to suit up to get on the filed and help the team!
8 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:


Stupid ass sip, thats 12th man in action. Theyre all in the tunnel waiting to suit up to get on the filed and help the team!

Or, much like the first A&M football game ever played (against UT), the ags were thinking about just quitting at halftime and not even coming out for the second half.

 

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13 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

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I speak Sloneal.

He meant Cuckold.

"We about to be the SECs Cuckhold."

Hook'em 

Edited by BigSwingingD

Temporary setback, gents. The 2020 roller coaster is getting hitched up as we speak. 


I came into the season expecting 8-4.

i knew ahead of time with the key personnel losses webhad- mccoy, dodson, sternberger, mack that beating teams that were on the upswing or in their prime personnel wise like bama georgia LSU, and clemson were unlikely.

still frustrated in Mond's play because if that were corrected things would be much improved.

but i didn't expect much there either because the one thing he has shown us over the past few years is that he does well when there is a clear talent disparity but utterly falls apart when he has to actually manage the game.

has anyone else noticed that there is not a single significant starter on offense or defense who is a senior? that is very telling regarding how poorly sumlin did in his last years of recruiting.

jimbo chose this year not to plug holes with jucos which shows he has a long term plan.
next hear i hope will be different and jimbo's sophomores become juniors and everything starts to gel.

last year was an aberration. this is the real transitioning year and its gonna be painful. buckle up ladies and gents but when we come out the other side there should be a different aggie team than we have ever had before.

i am convinced that the majority texags posts shared here are some of you guys infiltrating over there. it's the only thing that makes sense. 

28 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i am convinced that the majority texags posts shared here are some of you guys infiltrating over there. it's the only thing that makes sense. 

The beautiful thing is that a bunch/most of those TexAgs posters are verified aggy alumni, and are fucking giving money to Loochi and Co.

Think about that - they went through their alumni verification process, even gave Luigi money, and they sit back as he censors them.   They are paying to be censored.  That is peak aggy.  They are fucking sheep, and I don’t just mean in a sexual way   

All because Luigi is too fucking thin-skinned to have anybody criticize his precious aggy.  

Meanwhile, we’ve used previous versions of this forum to organize airplane banners to get coaches fired.   

Is there any video of O'Neal going to the lockers early and coming back getting an earful?

Is it true that SloNeal's favorite football player is Vontae Davis? It sure seems Leon was inspired by Vontae's retirement during the 2nd quarter last week and just tried to emulate him.  

3 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Might be time for immamac to try to relaunch Ol’Sarge. 

I know a place that's already up and running, would be perfect for a bunch of disgruntled aggy. Site owner has a bunch of money, some frozen daiquiri machines and a site moderator who would be right at home with those folks.

2 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I know a place that's already up and running, would be perfect for a bunch of disgruntled aggy. Site owner has a bunch of money, some frozen daiquiri machines and a site moderator who would be right at home with those folks.

Fucking lol. Brilliant 

23 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

lol

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Which one of you magnificent bastards penned that?

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

Yeah, you're right. The spirit sucks. Thank Sumlin for destroying that. And, now our bridge to retirement coach. We are all sick of being a sucky team! Big money doners - hope you are reading this!
 


And there it is....coach newsletter and coach sleepy were the embodiment of aggy spirit.  Just something about Sumlin - not sure what that might be. 

22 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

lol

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JESUS H CHRIST!!!

Is this smoking sheep shit???

6 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:
Yeah, you're right. The spirit sucks. Thank Sumlin for destroying that. And, now our bridge to retirement coach. We are all sick of being a sucky team! Big money doners - hope you are reading this!
 


And there it is....coach newsletter and coach sleepy were the embodiment of aggy spirit.  Just something about Sumlin - not sure what that might be. 

 

11 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I know a place that's already up and running, would be perfect for a bunch of disgruntled aggy. Site owner has a bunch of money, some frozen daiquiri machines and a site moderator who would be right at home with those folks.

Shaggyaggy??

34 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

lol

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so Billy Liucci is a tennis player

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55 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Is there any video time lapse photography of O'Neal going to the lockers early and coming back getting an earful?

 

Jimbo is the perfect mix of Gomer Pyle managing Sanderson Farms, an elite chicken operation.   He wants to start a road kill jerky business in West Virginia when he gets all of aggy's money.  Jesco White will be providing the road kill.  

Is Mond a bigger aggy hero in the Hall of Champies than Reggie McNeal?  Mond had one win against SECSECSEC LSU  and McNeal had one win against Bag o Dicks OU.  

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From a Tiger in the family

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Btw-my conspiracy theory about the insane Jimbo fisher contract: their AD at the time grew up in Baton Rouge and went to LSU. He also left for LSU about a year after he signed Jimbo. I think he knew he was going to get the LSU job and wanted to saddle a division rival with the highest buy out in history for years to come.

 

Aggy better hope no jobs open up in the NE or Elko might go bye bye 

Poor aggy....trying to defend their wall hardware on the rant:

 

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-aandm-championship-hardware/85536238/

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The delay in claiming of the undisputed national championships was explained.


Undisputed? Your bull shite just goes from bad to worse.

I'll let you respond before delving further, so as to give you more rope to hang yourself with.

18 hours ago, tbone_ said:

So I didn’t get to watch the game, but I heard Jimbo and his morons were late coming out after the half, took the kick, fumbled, then gave up a TD on the next play? Is that true? If so, that could be the aggyest thing to ever aggy.

Yah, what was the deal on returning late?  Malzahn was having a fit wanting a penalty.  I guess they just ran out of halftime (and jizz jar)

2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

 

If there is anyone who knows how to ruin a career, it's Taylor Hamm.

5 hours ago, DreadHead said:

lol

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Can't wait for the "Auburn" fan thank you letter for providing him/her the best cfb experience of their life....

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5 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Can't wait for the "Auburn" fan thank you letter for providing him/her the best cfb experience of their life....

On 9/21/2019 at 6:28 PM, Gil Bang said:

Howdy Ags:

I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you on a hard-fought game.  As a lifelong WAR DAMM EAGLE I feel very fortunate to leave Kyle Field with a "W".  A&M showed a lot of fight, and the future is very bright for you as the premier in-state SEC West program in the Great State of Texas.  I know that Jimbo will just get your guys better and better, and I'm sure you'll be in the playoff, if not next year, then the year after.

Even if my team hadn't prevailed, it still would have been a wonderful experience travelling to College Station.  I swear, I'll bet I heard "Howdy" 25,000 times.  I was a little apprehensive coming to Texas, as my cousin Cleetus once went to a game at Austin, and told me that at least 75,000 of the fans at their stadium were classless. He is a military veteran and a proud American, and was wearing an American Flag pin.  He was spat upon by transsexuals dozens of times, and had numerous beers thrown at his pregnant wife, not to mention the coupons that she was handed for local abortion clinics.

But that's not the reception that we got at your magnificent stadium.  At one point, I had lost my direction, and an old maroon-wearing lady in a wheelchair rolled up to say "howdy" and to ask if I needed help finding my seat.  After helping me find my section, she gave me her address and told me that she would bake me a pecan pie after the game and told me to pick it up on my way home tomorrow.

And heck, I hoped to win the game, but I never expected to win halftime, and we sure didn't.  The Fightin' Texas Aggie Band was all we could have imagined.  What a performance!  I can see how y'all are so proud of them, particularly as the entire band is made up of future Generals and Admirals that will keep our nation safe. 

Anyway, that's all for now.  Thanks for an amazing day in beautiful College Station, and I hope that our fans are 1% as welcoming and classy as the Aggies are when you come down to our place. 

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/11283-war-eagle-aggy-230p-cdt-on-cbs/page/25/&tab=comments#comment-1633807

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

If there is anyone who knows how to ruin a career, it's Taylor Hamm.

Well, really just his own. 

 

 

Someone posted the Tweet yesterday, but then some SEC homer hack wrote this article about how much tu is obsessed with aggy.

 

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Obsessed much? Texas mascot Bevo's manure bucket takes shot at Texas A&M

Adam Spencer | 14 hours ago
 
 
 
 

The Texas A&M Aggies and Texas Longhorns don’t play each other any more since A&M left for the SEC, but the Longhorns can’t seem to let the Aggies go.

Texas mascot Bevo was in Austin for Saturday’s game against Oklahoma State, and of course, even while beating the Cowboys, Texas’s minds were on the Aggies.

As you can see below, Bevo’s manure bucket has an A&M logo on it with the words “13th Man” emblazoned on it:

Adam Spencer
A 2012 graduate of the University of Missouri, Adam now covers all 14 SEC football teams.

The twitter comments are pretty much all dumb and all aggy.    The lack of self awareness is spectacular.

When these loons turn on jimbo it'll be well worth the wait, jimbo will not go away quietly unless he takes another job before the racist aggie mob gets to his hillbilly roots.

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Someone posted the Tweet yesterday, but then some SEC homer hack wrote this article about how much tu is obsessed with aggy.

 

The twitter comments are pretty much all dumb and all aggy.    The lack of self awareness is spectacular.

Yeah, we’re the obsessed ones. 

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10 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Is Mond a bigger aggy hero in the Hall of Champies than Reggie McNeal?  Mond had one win against SECSECSEC LSU  and McNeal had one win against Bag o Dicks OU.  

Good old Reggie. Let's see if this sounds familiar.

1. Aggy hypes him as A better QB than VY and Heisman front runner.

2. Almost lost to Barrak Nealy at Southwest Texas. 

3. Goes to overtime with Baylor thanks to a 25 yard Todd Pegram Field goal, with :56 left in regulation to send it to overtime. (these were some terrible Baylor squads)

4. Captains the Aggy squad to a *Frantastic 5-5 before their match up with the eventual national champions.

5. Gets hurt for last two games.  (see benched in favor of redshirt freshman Stephen McGee)

 

The only QB they have had that did not go through this same exact circus in the last 20 years has been Manzheil. 

 

*Fran was their last dream boat. " HEY!! Look at agger people. we has too much monies.  We's Buyin' you're corch Alabamer"

 

Saw this posted over at SECRant. Double digit win seasons since '99. This is kind of incredible. 

 

At the "table":

Alabama - 13
Georgia - 12
LSU - 10
Florida - 8

Cool kids:

Auburn - 5
Missouri - 5

Losers:

Tennessee - 4
South Carolina - 3
Arkansas - 3
Ole Miss - 2
Miss. State - 1
Texas A&M - 1
Kentucky - 1
Vanderbilt - 0
 

3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Saw this posted over at SECRant. Double digit win seasons since '99. This is kind of incredible. 

 

At the "table":

Alabama - 13
Georgia - 12
LSU - 10
Florida - 8

Cool kids:

Auburn - 5
Missouri - 5

Losers:

Tennessee - 4
South Carolina - 3
Arkansas - 3
Ole Miss - 2
Miss. State - 1
Texas A&M - 1
Kentucky - 1
Vanderbilt - 0
 

Let's be honest. The only reason aggy managed double digit wins in 2012 is because they played two FCS teams that year. No FBS team has played more FCS teams since 2012 than Texas A&M.

Adam Spencer

I know exactly zip about this kid but he sounds like a white nationalist with a small dick from Missouri 

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