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On 2/7/2020 at 7:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

Every team on there, save two (aggy and Michigan), has at least played for a NC in the last 15 years.  All except one has won a NC since Reagan was president.  Hmmm, what is the one program that hasn't sniffed a NC since Hitler was enjoying his Blitzkrieg glory days?   And yet it's Texas, OU, MIchigan, ND and SC that have zero chance.  Okay aggy. 

Keep on aggying

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is doing it again like in the 80s. If they win a few games they arent supposed to, alabama will go full ole miss and miss state on them with the ncaa. Bookmark this.

I agree. Poaching coaches from UGA this year, winning head to heads for kids bama actually wants, then singing to high heaven about it.  I feel a correction will be in short order from the big boys if this keeps up. 

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I like how the aggy started to write 2019 with his child like penmanship

And he looks like a thumb

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15 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Is Adam Drake one of those lying pony-faced dog soldiers?

 

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On 2/7/2020 at 8:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

I don't get pissed off at morons saying dumb shit on the internet. They can't help themselves.

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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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I mean....

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So the honor code is don’t lie,steal, or dress in drag ?

Not in public 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I mean....

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erection measurement simulation in feet not inches.

by milkmen.

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Not in public 

Yep. Bunch of closet cases over there.

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Draggieland and may be the least gay thing (NTTIAWWT) done on that campus this year.  Not sure why they are protesting. 

28 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Draggieland and may be the least gay thing (NTTIAWWT) done on that campus this year.  Not sure why they are protesting. 

One of the commenters objected because men were supposedly being sexually aroused by the guys in drag and he felt that was unacceptable.

Seriously. 

 

 

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13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guess that means no sheep either

Too far, sir. That’s too far!

14 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guess that means no sheep either

Girl sheep are OK. Boy sheep...now that's sick and immoral.

On 2/11/2020 at 6:02 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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This pretty much sums up the difference between UT and aggy.  Fuck aggy.

On 2/11/2020 at 9:48 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Not in public 

What happens at the glory hole, stays at the glory hole.

On 8/8/2019 at 9:56 AM, SwanderedTalent said:

OK!

A&M has won 60 games since joining the SEC. Of those 60 wins, 16 were against the mighty triumvirate of Ole Miss-Arkansas-South Carolina, 16 were against G5 opponents, and 8 were against FCS opponents. But even leaving its weak sister conference mates out, 24 of A&M's 60 wins have come against G5 or FCS teams. 40%. Loadin' up on dat bread!

Ooh, let's update this, and change it slightly. 

A&M has won 68 games since joining the SEC. Of those 68 wins, 25 were against Ole Miss-Miss State-Arkansas-South Carolina-Vanderbilt, 18 were against G5 opponents, and 9 were against FCS opponents. But even leaving its weak sister conference mates (Ole Miss/MSU/Arkansas/SC) out, 27 of A&M's 68 wins have come against G5 or FCS teams. 40%. 52 of their 68 wins came against G5/FCS/the combination of Arkansas/Ole Miss/MSU/South Carolina/Vandy-- 76%! 

13 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Ooh, let's update this, and change it slightly. 

A&M has won 68 games since joining the SEC. Of those 68 wins, 25 were against Ole Miss-Miss State-Arkansas-South Carolina-Vanderbilt, 18 were against G5 opponents, and 9 were against FCS opponents. But even leaving its weak sister conference mates (Ole Miss/MSU/Arkansas/SC) out, 27 of A&M's 68 wins have come against G5 or FCS teams. 40%. 52 of their 68 wins came against G5/FCS/the combination of Arkansas/Ole Miss/MSU/South Carolina/Vandy-- 76%! 

And let’s not forget how they played last season against teams with a winning record. They didn’t get their first win of the season against a team with a winning record until their bowl game, and they struggled to accomplish that. A&M hasn’t managed 10 FCS wins in a season since 1999. 

Programs that historically struggle against opponents with a winning record and that go a quarter of a century unable to put two consecutive seasons together with a winning record in conference play don’t just snap out of it and compete for national titles. 

Put the aggy claim that they have the magic formula with Jimbo, et al, in the same category of aggy delusion as believing they found the magic formula to solving the mysteries of alchemy and perfected cold fusion. It’s not as if aggys haven’t displayed this level of utter cluelessness in the past. 

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*FBS... but really, who in here would actually be surprised if aggy tried to schedule 10 FCS games in a season? 
 

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4 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

*FBS... but really, who in here would actually be surprised if aggy tried to schedule 10 FCS games in a season? 
 

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My mistake. You are correct. FBS, not FCS. 

On 2/10/2020 at 5:57 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You forgot the qualifier "actually a pretty nice place." If there is a bigger intentional shithole in the state of Texas than the Dixie Chicken, I don't know what it would be.

FIFY,  And that's how they like it, shitty.  For years and years.  I think it's popularity stems from the urban/suburban aggys think it reflects some small community country store beer joint.  Ramshackle and patched up is cool.

On 2/11/2020 at 10:29 AM, LW Goatman said:

 

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well, shit. he does look like a thumb. i really couldn't visualize that at all.

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Did Billee ever play football or was he the high school drama queen? I'm guessing he never competed in any men's sport. He's quite the pussy.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Did Billee ever play football or was he the high school drama queen? I'm guessing he never competed in any men's sport. He's quite the pussy.

Third chair skin flute. 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Did Billee ever play football or was he the high school drama queen? I'm guessing he never competed in any men's sport. He's quite the pussy.

There’s thousands of kids like him who avoided death during two a days and occupied space on the sidelines for four years.  

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Did Billee ever play football or was he the high school drama queen? I'm guessing he never competed in any men's sport. He's quite the pussy.

He was the ball(s) holder.

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