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8 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Such complete dorks. 

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I love how they didn't bother to power wash those disgusting-ass concrete steps and the brick work.

"Meet the South Austin's Mom of Texas A&M"

Anyone happen to have the Piper perri pic with ‘19 atm schedule daddies imposed on the men.  Aggy boss just discovered that meme.  Figured it’d be a good one to rekindle memories of last years choke job. 

I love how they didn't bother to power wash those disgusting-ass concrete steps and the brick work.

Decades of vomit and animal manure doesn’t just wash off.
42 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Plus, 80 years of failure and sadness. 

Yeah that's what most of the grime comes from.

Used the wrong stairs.

 

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Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program.. aggy lot in life.

Fixed

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stairs to nowhere. A representation of their football program. 

~~~and they're climbing the stairway to nowhere~~~

Apologies to Led Zep....

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

~~~and they're climbing the stairway to 4th place in the SEC West~~~

fify

The 2011 game is on LHN right now.  Damn, I forgot we were behind 13-0.

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The 2011 game is on LHN right now.  Damn, I forgot we were behind 13-0.

That game was perfect in every way as an ending to the series. 

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

That game was perfect in every way as an ending to the series. 

That game and OU in 2013 are why Case McCoy should never have to buy a beer in Austin.

If this was in the Dali Museum outside Tampa, it would make a lot of sense.
I've seen this a lot, and I still shake my head, every fucking time.
Yea well, time to think about that pic a little more.

When the concrete dried the PM still had the crew install railings on the far left of the picture.
41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea well, time to think about that pic a little more.

When the concrete dried the PM still had the crew install railings on the far left of the picture.

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.

13 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.....

....or an engineering degree from aggy.

But no warning on the wall.  Someone has a sense of humor.

Someone needs to paint a tunnel and road on it, like Wile E. Coyote.
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9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Someone needs to paint a tunnel and road on it, like Wile E. Coyote.

We have an entry on this - Stairway to Nowhere

... and the GIF:

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If anyone knows the original author of this masterpiece, let me know and I'll update aggypedia with credit (if they want it, of course).

F'ing amazing. Back in the 1920s, they announced and promoted upcoming area Klan rallies during Texas A&M home football games.

(h/t: Prof Alvard)

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4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, here's what an aggy professor thinks of aggy:

 

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You should have left Alvard's name on that. Knowing it was an aggy professor who posted that picture adds context.

13 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

You should have left Alvard's name on that. Knowing it was an aggy professor who posted that picture adds context.

I haven't kept up. I'm guessing he's famous in all the "right" circles, though, so there's not a whole lot of point in protecting him, other than sheer habit. He's a big boy, and if they mess with him, they'll find that he's also patient, and doesn't mind trading punches.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I haven't kept up. I'm guessing he's famous in all the "right" circles, though, so there's not a whole lot of point in protecting him, other than sheer habit. He's a big boy, and if they mess with him, they'll find that he's also patient, and doesn't mind trading punches.

 

He is showing how the aggys aren't taught to think, they are only taught how to memorize what they are told. It is both comical and sad to watch. They struggle to process the facts he presents them. It is like watching little children being told that the fairy tales they grew up on aren't true stories.

 

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3 hours ago, aggypedia said:

We have an entry on this - Stairway to Nowhere

... and the GIF:

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If anyone knows the original author of this masterpiece, let me know and I'll update aggypedia with credit (if they want it, of course).

Needs a title trophy painted at the far end of the tunnel.

20 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

F'ing amazing. Back in the 1920s, they announced and promoted upcoming area Klan rallies during Texas A&M home football games.

(h/t: Prof Alvard)

Bryan KKK rally story.jpeg

Not much has changed, I see.

On 8/2/2020 at 3:44 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Jimbo has bigger issues.

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On 8/2/2020 at 6:11 PM, 6th Street said:

No way that's real

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

there is no way to look poised and intelligent holding the "thumbs up" gesture

the best case, like I'm talking lantern-jawed action movie hero or Jessica Alba in a bikini, is you look like you're trying to be silly intentionally

the best case

this guy looks like he wandered away from the special education field trip at the mall

58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

yeah but what if we pick a random year in the mid 70s? 

the significance of 1975 cannot be understated!!!!

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well he's bound to be faster than Leon

Not in the thinking department.

So, aggy is using a system called "CANVAS" for their online learning experience. Summer session classes ended yesterday, and they are now in final exam period. Only, they can't take their final exams because CANVAS locked everybody out once classes ended.

Hey, at least this mistake doesn't smell like raw sewage, so aggy has that going for them.

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40 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So, aggy is using a system called "CANVAS" for their online learning experience. Summer session classes ended yesterday, and they are now in final exam period. Only, they can't take their final exams because CANVAS locked everybody out once classes ended.

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2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Can't take the finals? What are the players tutors to do?

Count their money

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Delusional is their stock in trade.

livin' it, day to day.

10 hours ago, tejas60 said:

livin' it, day to day.

Just gettin by with that reference 

On 8/5/2020 at 8:57 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

those dudes are going to be crushed when he flips on NSD1

On 8/5/2020 at 8:57 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Delusional recruit

 

I'm assuming the championships he's bringing relate to the trophy for his Oklahoma 2A semi-final appearance from his junior year in high school

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