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6 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

I’ll bite. Why?

Do you want the short version or the long version? Forget it. It’s Randolph. You’re getting the long version.

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6 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I fully expect an apology. Preferably during a Nick Castellanos AB.

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7 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

I’ll bite. Why?

In typical aggy fashion, the ags couldn't just have yell leaders like every other school did at the time, they had to fabricate some bullshit story about how their "tradition" started. Not being very aware, the ags swear to the story they were told being the truth, but in reality it was just a dumb story someone fabricated and generations of "educated" aggys have been completely mislead.

I find it hilarious that "educated" adults can't tell the difference between fact and fairytale.

Texas A&M is the only institution of higher education I can think of that has built its entire culture around perpetuating ignorance.

18 hours ago, ousux said:
19 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:
With the escalation of military conflict between the US and the Russian military I feel the Commander in Chief has as no option other than to elevate the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets to active military status. 
Laugh as you may at those brave warriors, but they now are our last line of defense as a free people. 
 

Who do we write to at the Pentagon to ensure they ALL get deployed to Ukraine?

i've got it.  college station for the crimea.  vlad gets a beachhead in texas, the ukranians get their beach back.  all facilities FOB Galveston, bonfire monument not included.

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On 1/21/2022 at 8:11 AM, Longboard Horn said:

3 generations of nut squeezing

i had never heard of a piece of boot-flair called a "butterfly" so i tried every possible logical result set combination of the following words:

boots butterfly butterflies dress equestrian military parade

something like 10 or 11 search string combinations

can someone please confirm aggy did not actually invent a type of "boot flair"?

as of now, that is the most likely explanation for boot "butteflies"

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and while we are on the subject, i must also report ZERO similar boots in the image result set for any of the logical search combinations which begs the question (and i'm sure we're all fearing and loathing the answer in anticipation).....   because you know they have to have one.....  what is the source turdition of their magical boots?

they sort of look like equestrian boots, but they are not

they sort of look like military parade dress boots, but they are not

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

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37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

they sort of look like equestrian boots, but they are not

they sort of look like military parade dress boots, but they are not

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

Thems quittin’ boots

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26 minutes ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Thems quittin’ boots

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It’s like the Nancy Sinatra song, “These Boots Were Made For Quittin’.”

On 1/21/2022 at 8:40 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

guy in red shirt shoulda shoved that sword so far up fake army ass that it came out of the ear

Swing that left arm up and back and send his "tra-la-la-la-la's" to his ribcage. 

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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i had never heard of a piece of boot-flair called a "butterfly" so i tried every possible logical result set combination of the following words:

boots butterfly butterflies dress equestrian military parade

something like 10 or 11 search string combinations

can someone please confirm aggy did not actually invent a type of "boot flair"?

as of now, that is the most likely explanation for boot "butteflies"

FGg4FMZXoAEAkNK.thumb.jpg.dea3901d55512d06a8c5627cbc706f3a.jpg

 

and while we are on the subject, i must also report ZERO similar boots in the image result set for any of the logical search combinations which begs the question (and i'm sure we're all fearing and loathing the answer in anticipation).....   because you know they have to have one.....  what is the source turdition of their magical boots?

they sort of look like equestrian boots, but they are not

they sort of look like military parade dress boots, but they are not

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

Never been in the military but I’ve been around my share of boots, both English and Western, and I’ve never heard of it.

Based on your research…

flair + butterflies + parade + aggy = can only mean one thing, right?

Well over half a century and not one of them raised a kid who could do better than trade school.

Think of the stupidity this represents.

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40 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Well over half a century and not one of them raised a kid who could do better than trade school.

Think of the stupidity this represents.

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Ok, this is real?

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

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Is that real? Holy fuck. What a complete and utter loser. Fucker is from Florida & never even played college ball. WTF?

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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s like the Nancy Sinatra song, “These Boots Were Made For Quittin’.”

“These boots were made for quittin… and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk out on Jimbo too…”

Tannehill still craps the bed when the pressure is on.

15 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Ok, this is real?

Why do people continue to ask?

According to Colonel Klink, they are known as "boot butterflies."

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Boot bumper stickers

Just more aggy flair. I wonder how many of them have an SEC logo on them. 

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20 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

The difference between aggy boots and Texas boots is . . . .

“Four?!?!?!” – Thornton Melon

Boot bumper stickers
Just more aggy flair. I wonder how many of them have an SEC logo on them. 
All of them..

At least those from 2012 to 2020 lulz
3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Why do people continue to ask?

According to Colonel Klink, they are known as "boot butterflies."

aggy boot butterflies.jpegWhat flag does that jackass have on those boots in the bottom left? Not the Texas flag.  The Texas flag has white at the top.

Thats the Chilean flag, or mashup of Texas/Chile since the Chilean star is a left hand corner box.

aggy are famous for not knowing the difference. I really wish that school was in Chile..

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Why do people continue to ask?

According to Colonel Klink, they are known as "boot butterflies."

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I’m asking as I have not seen a pair of these in the wild. Obviously I do not know one of these dumb mother fuckers.

On 1/22/2022 at 1:55 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

they sort of look like equestrian boots, but they are not

they sort of look like military parade dress boots, but they are not

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?

They's slidin' boots, Clem! (I especially like the dork at 0:37 or so.)

 

Honest question for Randolph - first let me say I applaud your maniacal devotion to your calling in life. My question is, do you do anything with it outside of message boards?

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Honest question for Randolph - first let me say I applaud your maniacal devotion to your calling in life. My question is, do you do anything with it outside of message boards?

All I know is he is a real dude/nerd that will have a beer with you.

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Honest question for Randolph - first let me say I applaud your maniacal devotion to your calling in life. My question is, do you do anything with it outside of message boards?

You done stepped in it now. It'll take RD a couple of days to list out all of the things he's done with his research.

They's slidin' boots, Clem! (I especially like the dork at 0:37 or so.)
 
The truth is far better than fiction can ever be with aggy. Seems their SEC conference mates are only now (slow learners) beginning to figure out those werent just "tall tales told by jealous t-sips" or some shit.
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22 minutes ago, C-Man said:
They's slidin' boots, Clem! (I especially like the dork at 0:37 or so.)
 

The truth is far better than fiction can ever be with aggy. Seems their SEC conference mates are only now (slow learners) beginning to figure out those werent just "tall tales told by jealous t-sips" or some shit.

Truth is stranger than fiction. 
 

But nothing is stranger than aggy. 
 

                            - Confucius Lincoln

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Thats the Chilean flag, or mashup of Texas/Chile since the Chilean star is a left hand corner box.

aggy are famous for not knowing the difference. I really wish that school was in Chile..
 

nope, this is the chilean flag. they had it displayed on the sideline wall at one of their games a few years back:

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The truth is far better than fiction can ever be with aggy. Seems their SEC conference mates are only now (slow learners) beginning to figure out those werent just "tall tales told by jealous t-sips" or some shit.

I might be a slow learner, but don’t discount the fact that aggy stupidity was apparent to even us as soon as they made their 100 Year decision.
*Growing up a Longhorn fan filled with aggy and ou hatred probably hastened me screaming it from the rooftops when they joined.
Trust me, they/we get it.
You done stepped in it now. It'll take RD a couple of days to list out all of the things he's done with his research.

Oh I’m well aware
9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Oh I’m well aware

My meter is obviously out of whack. I took you literally when you started your post with honest question.

7 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

All I know is he is a real dude/nerd that will have a beer with you.

it is known

7 hours ago, deadshank said:

Truth is stranger than fiction.

But nothing is stranger than aggy. 

- Confucius Lincoln

that's Hong-Kong-Cavalier-approved

FWIW:

CBS lists top 50 places to live...

#26...Austin...

The diverse city attracts young families looking for good public schools, job and business growth, and plentiful outdoor activities. Austin is home to many restaurants, bars and large green spaces such as Zilker Park, a popular spot for picnicking and swimming. 

Austin is also a cultural hub. The city is home to a variety of music and film festivals, including Austin City Limits and South by Southwest. 

#24...College Station...

College Station is home to Texas A&M University and some of the best public high schools in the country. 

The diverse city ranks highly for its outdoor activities and the health and fitness of its residents. Lick Creek Park is a popular spot for walking and biking.

https://www2.cbsnews.com/best-places-live-united-states-america/51?utm_subid=9749970&utm_adset=3680594&utm_campaign=1254435&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&ftag=ACQ-07-10adj1f&fbclid=IwAR0LmCVnL8i8Fs6wkEjduTHAtdyUPHrfyP16CZEFiN8wqIfd6YnhAHo9fPI

Jfc...I can practically hear the jizz jars being filled over that ranking[emoji86]

Seems aggy have infiltrated CBS, first step in breaking the BOMC.

My meter is obviously out of whack. I took you literally when you started your post with honest question.

I really am looking for a legit answer
12 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

The difference between aggy boots and Texas boots is . . . .

"Texas boots"?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Finally found this in the archives. All credit to @RamjetFDO

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Whatever archive it is, it’s accessible to you and you only. 

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Chile A&M 

Civilians saluting. Indoors. Yet another aggy turdition.

The kind of stuff you get from idiots running around in costumes playing army.

At least the kids in the back few rows understood protocol.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Chile A&M 

They play their home games at the Estadio Olympico, just down the street from the Celinto Catayente Towers.

Edited by South Austin

When remembering the aggy self-congratulatory spasm after the Chileans saved the trapped miners a few years ago, don't forget the episode of that one aggy throwing a conniption fit in the media because he felt he personally wasn't getting enough credit.

If you ever see this guy at a football game, remember to salute him and thank him for his service.

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16 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Honest question for Randolph - first let me say I applaud your maniacal devotion to your calling in life. My question is, do you do anything with it outside of message boards?

The audience for anything aggy is rather small. To my knowledge, only myself, aggypedia, and possibly Mike Bynum have ever taken the time to accurately chronicle that which is aggy. The sycophants and shills hired by A&M to write about aggy history and traditions deserve no respect whatsoever, save and except possibly the kid from the aggy school paper who has the balls to publish a relatively accurate version of the aggy 12th Man story, on the 100th anniversary of the 1922 Dixie Classic game. My favorite line from that story: "Unfortunately for A&M, nothing is ever truly as good as it seems." In their own school paper.

https://www.thebatt.com/life-arts/12th-man-rewritten/article_8b1b8a32-5928-11ec-bf3c-8b8c15dc9b22.html

 

I have done a bit of work fighting against A&M's fraudulent activities around their trademark. When Chuckie Sonntag up in Buffalo was shamefully being harassed by A&M over his petition to keep the Bills in Buffalo, I found him an attorney who was ready to unload on A&M before the school finally offered enough up in settlement to Sonntag that he took the money and walked away.

I've talked with Bynum when he needed help sorting out various details for his litigation against A&M involving his copyright they stole.

You have seen my work with aggypedia.

Mostly, I've just tried to document the facts and make them available to refute the bullshit aggys are duped into believing as their history. It is amazing how poorly educated those people are about Texas history and where A&M fits into Texas history. The people of Texas truly deserve better.

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