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How big a threat is it to last year’s “hrr drr bestest crootin class evah?”  It’s gotta mean those guys’ transfer papers are already drafted, right?

This amuses me greatly.

Today is July 19.

And Billy Liucci, Texags' "football insider," has no thoughts yet on who the top recruiting prospects are for the 2023 class.

That is "aggy professionalism" if I have ever seen it.

I'm curious as to when he plans on giving the subject any thought.

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1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

I'm curious as to when he plans on giving the subject any thought.

 

When he sees who commits to Texas and A&M. 

 

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Looks like every pic for that ad was taken through a gloryhole....just sayin'. 

25 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Looks like every pic for that ad was taken through a gloryhole....just sayin'. 

They don't man themselves! 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Looks like every pic for that ad was taken through a gloryhole....just sayin'. 

They don't call it "The Meat Center" for nothing. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They can’t even master that. Sand aggy owns them and several nattys in meat judging 😂

Just read elsewhere ainis smith arrested for weed, DUI and illegal firearm last night.   Anyone else see this?

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sam Houston, App State, Miami and UMass? God what a shitty OOC. App State actually might beat them. 

App State and Miami should give them good games. Depending on how bad the aggy QBs play, both of those games should be decided in the 2H.

29 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

They will make him sit out the first half against either Sam or Appalachian St.

Because elite "game changer" coaches such as Jimbo have a commitment to discipline.

Turdition.

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I can see aggy starting off 1-5 or 2-4 before their bye week. Wouldn't that be fun?

Go Mountaineers!

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Must of hurt Brent to write this......

I’ve heard that he thinks he’s an objective and gritty journalist. Dismisses the notion of being an aggie mouthpiece out of hand and takes offense to the hint of any personal bias. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve heard that he thinks he’s an objective and gritty journalist. Dismisses the notion of being an aggie mouthpiece out of hand and takes offense to the hint of any personal bias. 

LOL!  I heard Bagdad Bob thought the same.

48 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

They will make him sit out the first half against either Sam or Appalachian St.

Because elite "game changer" coaches such as Jimbo have a commitment to discipline.

Turdition.

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They will push it all the way to that UMass game during the SEC cupcake week in November.    They will cite the ongoing investigation or something like that.

An aggy does not lie, cheat, steal, or drive drunk with a firearm while transporting drugs.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy does not lie, cheat, steal, or drive drunk with a firearm while transporting drugs.

In a bathrobe

aggys panicking about Jimbo's recruiting.

Is it time to start?

This is from May 2018. They were beginning to panic in May 2018 because Jimbo's recruiting class wasn't starting to come together quickly enough. Just for historical reference.

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25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I can see aggy starting off 1-5 or 2-4 before their bye week. Wouldn't that be fun?

Go Mountaineers!

I was thinking 3-3, with an absolute ass whoopin by Bama to send them careening into the bye week. I could see them dropping Arkansas, Bama, and either Miami or Miss St.

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

...UMass game during the SEC cupcake week in November.    

This shit needs to end once UT joins the SEC. We need a 9-game SEC sked.

 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

This shit needs to end once UT joins the SEC. We need a 9-game SEC sked.

And Jimbo has already stated that the SEC needs to keep the FCS games.... what a pussy

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:
And Jimbo has already stated that the SEC needs to keep the FCS games.... what a pussy

Yeah, in the name of altruism or philanthropy...I forget which. Jimbo feels compelled to help subsidize FCS programs with aggy largess. Riiight.

I'm surprised the networks don't put wording into media contracts to stop this cupcake scheduling. But, SEC mouth-breathers will watch that crap anyway.

5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is that a Snuggie?

That is a bold nose ring choice as well. 

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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"It's definitely hetero. You know, the kind of stuff we did back at A&M. Hetero. Right?"

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48 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

App State and Miami should give them good games. Depending on how bad the aggy QBs play, both of those games should be decided in the 2H.

Miami has a really good QB and lots of experience on the OL.  Landed some real good transfers in the front seven on defense.  If Christobal can take Oregon into Columbus and beat tOSU he can definitely beat aggy.

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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A backyard in "downtown Houston"? Does he not know what neighborhood he lives in? 

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That Ainias Smith was scheduled to represent aggy tomorrow at SEC Media Days really is the Chef's kiss.

26 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

This shit needs to end once UT joins the SEC. We need a 9-game SEC sked.

I actually think this is a good idea even with only 3 OOC games. Play 1 big time name, 1 lower-tier P5 team and 1 cupcake, but play the latter the week before Thanksgiving….

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That is a bold nose ring choice as well. 

Insert cocaine here.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

This shit needs to end once UT joins the SEC. We need a 9-game SEC sked.

Agreed...   The SEC loves it now to solidify those poll slots going into the last two weeks of the season.  Having 7, 8 or 9 wins going in to the last week certainly helps them absorb one or two loses and keeps more teams in the polls vs other conferences.     Even some of the biggest SEC Homers in the media have conceded they needed to go nine games a long time ago.   

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sam Houston, App State, Miami and UMass? God what a shitty OOC. App State actually might beat them. 

See, I was thinking that for aggy that is a damn good ooc schedule.

 

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Must of hurt Brent to write this......

*have.  Ffs.

1 hour ago, sdm said:

That Ainias Smith was scheduled to represent aggy tomorrow at SEC Media Days really is the Chef's kiss.

Is that true?

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