August 25, 20232 yr I for one am hoping we have a major sideline meltdown over play calling between dumbo baggins and bobby on live TV. However, I am sure not that many people will be watching the game.
August 25, 20232 yr Aggy tired of their foosball players getting locked up for blazing pounds in the locker room. https://www.greenstate.com/state-by-state/texas-am-just-made-a-big-change-to-its-marjiuana-enforcement-policy/
August 25, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said: Aggy tired of their foosball players getting locked up for blazing pounds in the locker room. https://www.greenstate.com/state-by-state/texas-am-just-made-a-big-change-to-its-marjiuana-enforcement-policy/ aggy locker room always be like
August 25, 20232 yr Bad news for any Aggy prison guards https://reason.com/2023/08/25/penis-squeezing-not-protected-by-qualified-immunity/ Genital squeezing at jail is "not related to a legitimate penological purpose" and not protected by qualified immunity.
August 25, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Viper said: Bad news for any Aggy prison guards https://reason.com/2023/08/25/penis-squeezing-not-protected-by-qualified-immunity/ Genital squeezing at jail is "not related to a legitimate penological purpose" and not protected by qualified immunity.
August 25, 20232 yr Popular Post Top 10 colleges that are cults. Guess who is number 1. Edited August 25, 20232 yr by DanTheHorn
August 25, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: aggy locker room always be like I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed.
August 25, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed. I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms...
August 25, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Viper said: Bad news for any Aggy prison guards https://reason.com/2023/08/25/penis-squeezing-not-protected-by-qualified-immunity/ Genital squeezing at jail is "not related to a legitimate penological purpose" and not protected by qualified immunity. Man… Penological Purpose would make a hell of a band name
August 25, 20232 yr 25 minutes ago, morehornsepower said: I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms... talking to them it was always less cope, and more like austin is where they wanted to be in the first place but couldn't get in
August 25, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: talking to them it was always less cope, and more like austin is where they wanted to be in the first place but couldn't get in Granted, 4-6:30pm is a shit time, but otherwise there isn't anything difficult about getting into austin
August 25, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, redswingline said: Granted, 4-6:30pm is a shit time, but otherwise there isn't anything difficult about getting into austin You're talking about a school that couldn't stack logs
August 25, 20232 yr Popular Post 24 minutes ago, Zeus said: Very progressive of aggy to have a gay for a head coarch. History says expect Bobby Petrino to cheat on Jimbo with a yell leader
August 25, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Zeus said: Very progressive of aggy to have a gay for a head coarch. If it were interracial, they'd ask for 2 natty IOUs
August 25, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Viper said: Bad news for any Aggy prison guards https://reason.com/2023/08/25/penis-squeezing-not-protected-by-qualified-immunity/ Genital squeezing at jail is "not related to a legitimate penological purpose" and not protected by qualified immunity. However, there is a penilogical purpose.
August 25, 20232 yr Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors! Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:10 pm 307 quote: Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time. But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.” All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed. Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible? secrant Edited August 25, 20232 yr by Cairn Horn88
August 25, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors! Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:10 pm 307 quote: Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time. But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.” All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed. Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible? secrant cancel culture strikes at aggyland it seems
August 25, 20232 yr Nothing like aggy to celebrate watered down beer, while celebrating the middle finger to A-B.Hook’em!!!
August 25, 20232 yr Very progressive of aggy to have a gay for a head coarch. Jimbo is still the cuck even in that marriage.
August 26, 20232 yr I've maybe spent an hour of my life, total, in College Station, and I can understand why they might need some coping mechanisms...I get icky vibes just driving through the place, but thankfully living on the west side of DFW it's pretty easy to avoid for every place I want to go.
August 26, 20232 yr Breaking Texas A&M leaves Bud Light for Coors! Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:10 pm 307 quote: Seven years ago, Texas A&M announced a partnership with Anheuser-Busch to be the beer sponsor for premium areas at Kyle Field and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park. Three years later, beer and wine sales were extended to non-premium space in Kyle Field for the first time. But today, the athletic department announced a new partnership, this time with Molson Coors. The most visible part of this change will be the beverage availability at A&M athletic events. According to the press release, “Coors Light and Twisted Tea will both be visible parts of the gameday experience at all Texas A&M Athletics facilities, including Kyle Field, Reed Arena and Olsen Field at Blue Bell Park.” All those of you who were planning to drink Bud Lights at Kyle will be disappointed. Is this the same school who made fun of Texas for selling beer at our games....only to follow suit as soon as possible? secrant Bud light is shit beer, (as is Coors) but this isn't a good look for any University...but spot on brand for aggy.
August 26, 20232 yr Coors is perfect for Adidas-wearing Aggys. Total cultural-pecking order synergy. Edited August 26, 20232 yr by WelfareBuysMyWeed
August 26, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Leanderman said: I for one am hoping we have a major sideline meltdown over play calling between dumbo baggins and bobby on live TV. However, I am sure not that many people will be watching the game. Flashback to the old Houston Oiler days with Kevin McBride and Buddy Ryan, yeah bring it on.
August 26, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: I used to see Aggy football players on friday nights before games smoking weed at frat parties in Austin all the fucking time when I was in college. Aggy football players fucking love weed. If I were a damned aggy I'd need something a helluva lot stronger than MJ to blot out the shame.
August 26, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: cancel culture strikes at aggyland it seems No, they just thought "Silver Bullet" was an anal sex toy for men.
August 26, 20232 yr "Aggy tired of their foosball players getting locked up for blazing pounds in the locker room." Meanwhile in gomersvillle
August 26, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: History says expect Bobby Petrino to cheat on Jimbo with a yell leader
August 26, 20232 yr She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen. He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military. Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!" A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas." You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it. Plus these people look like breeders. 5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M. We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'?
August 27, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, YGIFS said: She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen. He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military. Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!" A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas." You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it. Plus these people look like breeders. 5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M. We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? Wise choice of the word "attend" vs "graduate from".
August 27, 20232 yr She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen. He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military. Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!" A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas." You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it. Plus these people look like breeders. 5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M. We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? Wrong, very wrong..You really think Gomer and Gomerette would let 2 of their 5 attend anywhere other than aggyland? By the time their kids are 18 aggy will be a full on commuter diploma mill, none of them will have any trouble getting accepted.
August 27, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, ousux said: Wrong, very wrong.. You really think Gomer and Gomerette would let 2 of their 5 attend anywhere other than aggyland? By the time their kids are 18 aggy will be a full on commuter diploma mill, none of them will have any trouble getting accepted. By then, they'll hand you a diploma as soon as your first tuition check clears.
August 27, 20232 yr On 8/26/2023 at 12:57 PM, Post Oak said: I actually met a woman like that a few years back. She was about 23 and it came out that she was married about 6 months before. Obligatory, "How did you meet your husband?" She said she and her husband went to aggy and he was in the corps. She said she was determined to get herself a corps member and "I did."
August 27, 20232 yr And to think, that schlub done his own self in and this is as good as it will ever be for him. Alcohol, hard drugs and .38 specials were made for waking up to faces like this.
August 28, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, deadshank said: And to think, that schlub done his own self in and this is as good as it will ever be for him. Alcohol, hard drugs and .38 specials were made for waking up to faces like this. Well, if you knew your significant other had fantasies about fake soldiers... 46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: Billy Liucci Junior is at it again…
August 28, 20232 yr On 8/26/2023 at 4:21 PM, YGIFS said: She already looks like a 34 year old woman named Karen. He looks like he was voted 'Most Likely to be Killed by his Own Troops', despite not being active military. Their joint photo on the desk looks like a campaign flyer for someone running on the platform "No Booze, No Jews, No News...just Corps Family Values!" A&M is the perfect warning to those who wish for "the good ol' days of Texas." You want back all the institutions of yesteryear, well...this is the kinda shit that comes with it. Plus these people look like breeders. 5 kids, at least 3 of whom will attend A&M. We'd invoke Prima Nocta to breed them out, but who'd wanna fuck some of these 'women'? Vic?
August 28, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: My thoughts are this should be in the OU sucks thread. Eh ... good point lol. I just got so used to posting Umlang stuff here, it became habit. Dang.
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