November 26, 20232 yr In true agroid fashion, they'll mean to hire Mark Stoops, but will make a mistake on the contract and write "Mike" Stoops instead, and so it goes.
November 26, 20232 yr If they go though and pluck Stoops away from UK for big money this is an all time hilarious hire
November 26, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Pancho said: AggieYell now reporting Stoops So is Looch looch fired jimbo by tweet, so it's a done deal.
November 26, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, The Tower said: Well, if there's anyone who would have a last minute collapse, it's definitely aggy.
November 26, 20232 yr Stupid sips. You just THINK you're witnessing a disorganized clusterfuck of a search for a HC. Aggy has had their one and true candidate locked up for two weeks now, and they're waiting to spring this news on the world next Saturday during the conference championship games so they can garner all of the media attention. Nobody cares about results on the field, they care about exposure and clicks!Recruiting and head corch hire championships are what really matters in CFB. Only aggy is smart enough to know this, everyone else just looks on with envy wishing they could be aggy.
November 26, 20232 yr So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense?
November 26, 20232 yr Stoops was obviously the coach "out west" that Looch hinted at just to throw people off the trail.
November 26, 20232 yr Stooooooooops!!!!! el oh fucking el this is a glorious shit storm of awesomeness!!!!!
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Nicole44 said: So was Elko never or a target or did he say no? I get the wanting a coach somehow associated with a “natty” or in line to play for one (aggy speak) but…Stoops…it just feels like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon thing. If they wrote a Bigass check to Bob it would make more sense? Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU?
November 26, 20232 yr Oh please do it. Please hire Mark Stoops. I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery.If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post Imagine paying Jimbo $76M not to coach so that you can pay Mark Stoops even more to coach.
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, ousux said: 18 minutes ago, orangebird said: Oh please do it. Please hire Mark Stoops. I may end up joining Longhorn Lawyer's ghost in the graveyard from ODing on aggy misery. If it happens they will eventually mental gymnastic their way into him being the diamond in the rough coach only they were smart enough to identify. Stoopid sips are locked in with their ex-drunkie while aggy landed the latest in CFB coaching royalty. Lololololololol And then after another 4-5 years of going 7-5, they'll pay him metric fucktons of money to not coach so they can chase the next "coaching blueblood." "It's the circle of life..."
November 26, 20232 yr x posting Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet
November 26, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: Maybe the administration got confused about which Stoops use to beat TU? Look if they had yanked Bob out of retirement or whatever he is doing that might make shit more interesting. I thought Elko was kinda a nod back to the old RC Wrecking Crew type of deal. But he wasn’t either offered or he said nope.
November 26, 20232 yr Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said: Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies.
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said: Is this an upgrade ??? hell, should have kept jimbo for another year The spin cycle will make it an upgrade.
November 26, 20232 yr And they're going to fire him when Sark hangs 50 on him in front of Reville next year.
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Nicole44 said: Like how he KNEW about OU/UT joining the SEC and how he KNEW Jimbo was a goner before the Miss State game and how He was totally IN on the HC talks. Lies. Tissue of lies. I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist. He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful. Grifting like that takes some talent. You have to respect the hustle.
November 26, 20232 yr This search shows the difference in our administration and theirs. We fired and hired on the same day and only semi publicly whiffed on Urban before hiring Sark. They fired Jimbo them sniffed their own farts for 3 weeks and publicly whiffed on everybody with a pulse before settling on a coach with a 52% winning percentage.
November 26, 20232 yr Paying all that money to Cuckbo to not coach, then paying a ton of money to 7-5 Mark Stoops and forcing him to keep Cuckbo's staff...
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, orangebird said: I keep wanting to dismiss Looch as an idiot, but he's actually a hell of a con artist. He figured out long ago how to make a living spewing bullshit the aggy faithful. Grifting like that takes some talent. You have to respect the hustle. Look I do. He’s tapping dancing on the edges of the abyss. With any other fanbase he’d not probably make it but he hustles and grifts. And they believe.
November 26, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Holy shit, he was just extended? I honestly thought based on his record that Kentucky was gonna fire him so aggy got him on a deal for him to save face… sorta like the deal that Shaka got with Marquette. But I guess that’s not the case. Wow.
November 26, 20232 yr This is fucking amazing. Shitbag stoops already makes $9m/yr. Grossly overpaid as is. Aggy will double down, raise or even match this for a multi year deal - five a the minimum and be out close to $50m + what Jimbo cost them. In my veins…..NOW!!!!
November 26, 20232 yr I would love to be Stoops' agent when aggy tries to negotiate a buyout on this one.
November 26, 20232 yr Just now, Beau Vine said: I would love to be Stoops' agent when aggy tries to negotiate a buyout on this one. Shit, I'd buy a boat, raise a pirate flag, and spend the rest of my days sailing around the Caribbean in honor of both the Pirate and Jimmy Buffett. And the University of Texas would get a shit ton of money when I die.
November 26, 20232 yr Stoops to aggy is too good to be true, I refuse to believe it. Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy and one of the cock goblin bros as aggy corch are all equally fiction.Aliens? TBD.
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post This weekend just keeps on getting better. Think I'm gonna go make a run at the wife to see if the streak continues.
November 26, 20232 yr I can see it now. 3 years in with stoops. Texags discussing latest loss. “Did you see the effort Billy Bob gave on that play? That is a 3 star that almost caught that 5 star receiver from UT, Bama, Georgia or Tenn. He is a perfect. Wants to be here. Loves agland. Need more like him.
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