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32 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


That is shitty. Those were real kids that passed away.

After some of the shit those fuckers say about us? Fuck them.

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Just now, FtheBig12 said:

After some of the shit those fuckers say about us? Fuck them.

I won't speak for anyone else, but I choose to hold myself to a higher standard than ags do.

So I'm not going to joke about 12 dead kids regardless of the aggie stupidity that led to that.

 

 

13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The best part about those idiots (that helps us a lot) is the fact that their penis envy for Austin is what's keeping that program down. Every move they make is with Texas living rent free in their feeble minds. It's about "t.u.". it's always been about "t.u." and it's the thing that keeps them in their place. They can't see the big picture because of it. it's why we so easily passed them up before we even got there.

Just now, utee94 said:

I won't speak for anyone else, but I choose to hold myself to a higher standard than ags do.

So I'm not going to joke about 12 dead kids regardless of the aggie stupidity that led to that.

 

 

As is your right. I know one personally who made a derogatory comment about dkr when he died which was a hell of a lot worse than a silly photo so fuck them. I'll remove the photo if it offends people. 

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

we let these people vote. 

Robotically paying Looch money to knowingly lie to them and feed their delusions also explains their voting patterns.

/a little CR

6 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I won't speak for anyone else, but I choose to hold myself to a higher standard than ags do.

So I'm not going to joke about 12 dead kids regardless of the aggie stupidity that led to that.

 

 

unable to edit or I would remove. If the mods want to remove it they can. This is surly..I thought tasteless is just what we do here. I guess i misread the room.

Just now, FtheBig12 said:

As is your right. I know one personally who made a derogatory comment about dkr when he died which was a hell of a lot worse than a silly photo so fuck them. I'll remove the photo if it offends people. 

I'm just stating my opinion and my position.  I'm not down for censorship, you should do whatever you feel is right.  I think it's crude and in poor taste.

And believe me, I get it-- over the decades I've heard countless jokes and other crude remarks from ags about the Whitman murders, many of them suggesting that somehow Austin and "t.u." and "t-sips" somehow deserved to be slaughtered by a madman.  I'm disgusted by that kind of talk as well, and will freely state my opinion as such. 

Just now, utee94 said:

I'm just stating my opinion and my position.  I'm not down for censorship, you should do whatever you feel is right.  I think it's crude and in poor taste.

And believe me, I get it-- over the decades I've heard countless jokes and other crude remarks from ags about the Whitman murders, many of them suggesting that somehow Austin and "t.u." and "t-sips" somehow deserved to be slaughtered by a madman.  I'm disgusted by that kind of talk as well, and will freely state my opinion as such. 

Fair enough you are probably right. Shouldn't lower myself to their standard. I can no longer edit or I'd just delete. Mods feel free if you find it offensive.

11 hours ago, El Squared said:

Is this a Coen Brothers movie?

I don't think that the internet is quite the positive for aggy that they think it is.

1 hour ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

That is shitty. Those were real kids that passed away.

Not sure if you ever met my roommate when we were at UT but his little brother was one of the 12....

I just realized that A&M not only hired a dude who went 7-5, he also lost to Kansas too while at Duke.

7 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

Yeah, This ain't it.  The university was negligent, not those kids.

yeah I get it. Won't let me delete or I would. I have my reason for my hate I shouldn't subject others to it :)

6 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I just realized that A&M not only hired a dude who went 7-5, he also lost to Kansas too while at Duke.

He seems to be good at singing their songs and swaying left and right. 

No idea if that dog likes him or not, time will tell. 

7 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

yeah I get it. Won't let me delete or I would. I have my reason for my hate I shouldn't subject others to it :)

We can probably page the TAMS nerd admin @immamac to help out

Just now, markstanco said:

He seems to be good at singing their songs and swaying left and right. 

No idea if that dog likes him or not, time will tell. 

I thought the dog liked anyone who met with the THSCA and could sing I want my mommy at non auctioneer speed....

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

We can probably page the TAMS nerd admin @immamac to help out

I sent a message thanks

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Apologies to anyone who was offended by my post. I have some personal issues with an aggie I know who made some pretty awful comments much worse than what I posted but I not only misread the room I should have never gone there. it was in bad taste. Trying to get it removed.
Going forward I'll direct my ire to the asshole directly 

1 hour ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Correct. Aggies will forever deserve to be mocked/derided for their stupidity in creating such an epic disaster. Not to mention doubling down on it by insisting on continuing to make the same dumbass decisions by having an off campus bonfire. Mocking the deceased victims of Aggie stupidity is the line I don’t cross.

Particularly when most (or all) were college aged kids.  There is a reason wars are fought by young people -- they aren't very adept at assessing risk.  The "adults" failed them.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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aggy could always rejoin the Big 12 to avoid the script having Texas beat them.

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1 hour ago, FtheBig12 said:

Apologies to anyone who was offended by my post. I have some personal issues with an aggie I know who made some pretty awful comments much worse than what I posted but I not only misread the room I should have never gone there. it was in bad taste. Trying to get it removed.
Going forward I'll direct my ire to the asshole directly 

Stop fucking apologizing for it. You made an on-brand surly post, had some remorse about it and expressed it. Fucking move on. 

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1 minute ago, n64ra said:

aggy could always rejoin the Big 12 to avoid the script having Texas beat them.

Speaking of that... 

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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of that... 

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Sorry, I'm not over there to have known that!

"Weak schedule".  That's rich.  Jeff Sagarin's rankings can lead to head-scratching at times, but they're not completely out to lunch -- here are his schedule strength rankings of the teams in question:

Michigan (56)

Washington (5)

Texas (4)

Alabama (12)

FSU (61)

Georgia (46)

Ohio State (36)

Oregon (25)

 

So, the hardest schedule of playoff contenders.  Good call, Ags.

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of that... 

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Exhibit A of aggy delusion.  "Used to dominate the big 12 for the most part . . ." 

It appears that winning 1 conference championship in 16 seasons, compiling a conference winning percentage of approximately 54%, losing 10 of 16 games to Tech, and losing 11 of 16 games to Texas = domination in this sap's mind. 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Exhibit A of aggy delusion.  "Used to dominate the big 12 for the most part . . ." 

It appears that winning 1 conference championship in 16 seasons, compiling a conference winning percentage of approximately 54%, losing 10 of 16 games to Tech, and losing 11 of 16 games to Texas = domination in this sap's mind. 

 

 

 

Slight correct: The Big 12 in the 90s.

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2 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Slight correct: The Big 12 in the 90s.

 “Ah, anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the Bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets but not the erasers.”

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of that... 

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The weak schedule narrative cracks me up. We played more top 30 teams than anyone in the country and went 6-1 against them. 

Looks like a troll account on that one unfortunately

How am I supposed to enjoy Christmas now after this week?  What a fucking letdown this year.

Just now, Vertigo said:

The weak schedule narrative cracks me up. We played more top 30 teams than anyone in the country and went 6-1 against them. 

These rubes have been assimilated by chin pubes. Logic does not comport after assimilation

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

No idea if that dog likes him or not, time will tell. 

He looks like he'd try to steal the dog's food. I imagine they don't get along. 

Scrolling through TexAgs its a bunch of "Remember When...", "25 years ago today...", "What was pre 2012 like...."  Plus all the UT CFP talk.... it really is like watching the movie Joker as he gets crazier and crazier throughout the film.  

14 minutes ago, TOR said:

 “Ah, anything in this general area right in here. Anything below the stereo and on this side of the Bicentennial glasses. Anything between the ashtrays and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets but not the erasers.”

Anywhere between Jan 2nd and Dec 31 on this calendar, except for November 27th.

1998 Yearly Calendar

35 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Weak schedule".  That's rich.  Jeff Sagarin's rankings can lead to head-scratching at times, but they're not completely out to lunch -- here are his schedule strength rankings of the teams in question:

Michigan (56)

Washington (5)

Texas (4)

Alabama (12)

FSU (61)

Georgia (46)

Ohio State (36)

Oregon (25)

 

So, the hardest schedule of playoff contenders.  Good call, Ags.

Billy Liucci claims we had a weak schedule.  The Ags believe him.

The truth is that Texas, I think in about 80% of the years since the Ags left the Big 12, has had the harder schedule than A&M.  A lot of that is due to them playing UGA only once, typically having only 4 road games, playing nonconference pansies, and getting South Carolina as their permanent rivals.  

That way they can, in their good years, win their nonconference patsies, South Carolina, and three other scrub SEC teams and brag about going 8-4 in the brutal SEC.  Which is like going undefeated in the BDF.

47 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of that... 

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This has got to be one of us.

6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci claims we had a weak schedule.  The Ags believe him.

The truth is that Texas, I think in about 80% of the years since the Ags left the Big 12, has had the harder schedule than A&M.  A lot of that is due to them playing UGA only once, typically having only 4 road games, playing nonconference pansies, and getting South Carolina as their permanent rivals.  

That way they can, in their good years, win their nonconference patsies, South Carolina, and three other scrub SEC teams and brag about going 8-4 in the brutal SEC.  Which is like going undefeated in the BDF.

And the crazy part to all of this, they have never won 10 games since the SEC set up their permanent rival in South Carolina. Despite all the advantages they claim to have, and routinely playing 7 or 8 home games. They have never won 10 games.

15 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci claims we had a weak schedule.  The Ags believe him.

The truth is that Texas, I think in about 80% of the years since the Ags left the Big 12, has had the harder schedule than A&M. 

They have to believe this in the core of their beings or they'll crater.  That's why Billy has been able to fleece them all these years just telling them what they want to hear.  Those Stuart Smalleys have to believe that they're good enough and people like them.  And that they're better than mean ol t.u.

Facts schmacts.

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15 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

This guy must be a troll - his post actually makes good sense.  Plenty of idiotic replies though.

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"Let Bjork cook" needs to be part of the title of one of these aggy threads.

Every year Aggy claims they would bulldoze through the big 12 conference...but they seem to forget their loss to App State AT HOME while ranked #6 lol

2 minutes ago, Ashylarry said:

Every year Aggy claims they would bulldoze through the big 12 conference...but they seem to forget their loss to App State AT HOME while ranked #6 lol

... and as they're about to run away scared from OSU and cancel their bowl game (again).

17 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci claims we had a weak schedule.  The Ags believe him.

The truth is that Texas, I think in about 80% of the years since the Ags left the Big 12, has had the harder schedule than A&M.  A lot of that is due to them playing UGA only once, typically having only 4 road games, playing nonconference pansies, and getting South Carolina as their permanent rivals.  

That way they can, in their good years, win their nonconference patsies, South Carolina, and three other scrub SEC teams and brag about going 8-4 in the brutal SEC.  Which is like going undefeated in the BDF.

This is a good example of what Billy and aggy are very good at in creating false narratives.  They begin with the false narrative as a base and then go down that track to build on it to establish their error laden opinions on a matter.  Ultimately they get far down the line with the aggy collective believing it to avoid the truth and also to distract from their own shortcomings.

Let me be clear that when I say they are good at the above, it’s not because I believe they deliberately think out that strategy. It’s just that they are so deluded, they actually believe what they are saying.  

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2 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

This is a good example of what Billy and aggy are very good at in creating false narratives.  They begin with the false narrative as a base and then go down that track to build on it to establish their error laden opinions on a matter.  Ultimately they get far down the line with the aggy collective believing it to avoid the truth and also to distract from their own shortcomings.

Let me be clear that when I say they are good at the above, it’s not because I believe they deliberately think out that strategy. It’s just that they are so deluded, they actually believe what they are saying.  

In their mind, the SEC is so much better than the Big 12 that it means their schedule had to be harder.

But they ignore the patsies they schedule nonconference, which is 1/3 of their schedule.  They ignore their permanent nonconference rival South Carolina is basically next to Vandy the worst program in the SEC.  They ignore that they often avoid the best teams in the East.  They have played Georgia once since 2012.  They ignore 8 games versus 9 games in conference.

They also ignore that until this year the Big 12 played a round robin.  That means you aren't avoiding anyone.  And how bottom Big 12 teams still have competent quarterbacks and modern offenses that can beat you on any given day.

They have very little ability to critically think or make self assessments.

It's why when Billy tells them that Texas had a two game season, they parrot it.  When in fact Texas played 7 games against top 30 teams.  And a top 30 team can beat you quite frequently, especially when you get them on the road.

A&M played 4 top 30 teams -- Alabama, LSU, Tennessee, and Ole Miss.  And lost to each one of them.  Aggies could never admit we played a tougher schedule.  It craters their world view.

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

"Let Bjork cook" needs to be part of the title of one of these aggy threads.

At this point that's quite the slow "cook"...

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3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

At this point that's quite the slow "cook"...

Low and slow until it's fall-apart tender.

Sounds about right

Seems that pubechin is feeding the cult tiny morsels of reality (credit @texifornia )

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1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Which is like going undefeated in the BDF.

Which they did regularly, according to them. 

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The best part about those idiots (that helps us a lot) is the fact that their penis envy for Austin is what's keeping that program down. Every move they make is with Texas living rent free in their feeble minds. It's about "t.u.". it's always been about "t.u." and it's the thing that keeps them in their place. They can't see the big picture because of it. it's why we so easily passed them up before we even got there.
I'll be happy for them to dedicate all they have to one single game every year.
19 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

 

His "discussions" are like the same retreads in the NFL. He literally says the same thing at the same point every year.

Now that I think about it, not a bad gig. CTRL F to change some dates and names and pay me

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