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13 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Most other fan bases don't care enough to research the lie since it doesn't involve their teams, so they just accept it as fact. 

Most other fan bases don't listen to their idiocy in the first place.

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27 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Their biggest problem has always been they don't like being little brother.

fify.

Haven't seen it posted anywhere on here yet, but apparently Ausbon is out for awhile with an injury 

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Are you correcting the Texas Almanac?
Yes, using The Texas Constitution to do it.

Poor aggy.

How was it all up inside ml's rancid twat for you? Take long for the goo to dry out?
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Doesn't the SEC (Each team) Pay for the production of the SECNetwork? They are technically only making around $6 million per team off of the network correct correct?
That coal oil to run them thar teevee camaras ain't a gonna pay for itself ya stoopid sip!!
2 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Pretty sure the concept of a “Lone Star Network” was discussed prior to LHN.

As was a big 12 network. No support for either. We begin to start our own, nobody cares. Then espn says hey let’s do this together and we’ll pay you, suddenly the shit hits the fan. 

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As was a big 12 network. No support for either. We begin to start our own, nobody cares. Then espn says hey let’s do this together and we’ll pay you, suddenly the shit hits the fan. 

Well, A&M helped to cause the XII network to be voted down by voting against it, & helped to birth the LHN, by declining the XII-PAC merger in (hoping) for an SEC offer, in 2010... #JokesOnYouAggy...


Jun 13, 2010 · Again, a lot of the future of the Big 12 hinges on Texas' ... the Texas schools and their decision to go Pac-10, SEC or Big ..... The SEC wants aTm without the UT  ...

Why do so many give a shit about revenue stream? Y’all on the payroll or something? Ain’t a chance in hell that Texas is going to lose money. 

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Texas 48 fucking aggy dwarf loser 45.

aggy runs out of time once again.

Put it on the tacklebox shithole wall. Pooooooor agggggggyyyyyyy

BBBBWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jesus fucking h christ, hooly roowe fat ugly and stupid too. Oink oink oink.

Hey I guess we lost the moral victory today.

 

Cant be all aggy and claim a close loss against a top 10 team.

 

 

Shit. I guess we’ll have to live with scoreboard against ousux. Maybe we’ll get the moral victory next year.

 

 

Advantage aggy.

 

 

 

 

 

Now we know what a close loss to Clemson feels like.

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Almost but we don’t even get the all important moral victory. We have to settle for just a W.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Wonder why this guy started his arbitrary timeline at 2000? He's comparing a 7-year period to a 12-year period, and the B12 began in 1996. 

I wonder if including aggy's record from 96-99 ruins his point? 

*they went 26-13 from 96-99

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That is the classic tactic: choose strategic time frames to make A&M, who have never won jackshit, appear like they have won something. I am sure that .651 winning percentage is inflated by cupcakes they never would have scheduled back in the Big 12 days...but hey let's ignore that and modify the numbers to make it appear what we want it to say.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

27-23 in the SEC, 31-29 against P5 teams, and 3-3 in bowls.  It's just like some aggy douchebag to go on twitter and brag about mediocrity.

You ‘member all those November division 2 cupcake games that is big xii teams play? Yah me neither.

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wonder why this guy started his arbitrary timeline at 2000? He's comparing a 7-year period to a 12-year period, and the B12 began in 1996. 

I wonder if including aggy's record from 96-99 ruins his point? 

*they went 26-13 from 96-99

Exactly. Aggy's best success came in the early to mid 90s in the SWC. Didn't they make the Cotton Bowl 2 years in a row against ND? And like you said, such a weird timeline to compare. 

Then they actually won the Big 12 in the late 90s. Got to the Big 12 title another year. They competed for conference championships in the Big 12. They can't even compete for their division in the SEC. They have zero chance to ever win anything there. Their lone signature win came against Bama in 2012. It's been downhill ever since. And Bama still went on to win it all that season. 

At some point recruits will decide playing in the SEC for A&M is not worth everyone in all conferences making fun of them.

Hey I guess we lost the moral victory today.
 
Cant be all aggy and claim a close loss against a top 10 team.
 
 
Shit. I guess we’ll have to live with scoreboard against ousux. Maybe we’ll get the moral victory next year.
 
 
Advantage aggy.
 
 
 
 
 
Guarantee you aggy is taking the L in the Cotton Bowl worse than the gooners are today.

I can already hear the "OU is overrated" and "Kentucky is a juggernaut just waking up" talk from those mental midgets..
20 hours ago, Fud said:

Haven't seen it posted anywhere on here yet, but apparently Ausbon is out for awhile with an injury 

Ausbon is expected to be out at least three to four weeks with a foot injury suffered vs. Arky.  He had started 18 straight games.

Guarantee you aggy is taking the L in the Cotton Bowl worse than the gooners are today.

I can already hear the "OU is overrated" and "Kentucky is a juggernaut just waking up" talk from those mental midgets..
OU would beat UK by more than 4 scores.

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Kroger stadium seats more than the iconic cotton bowl but yeah, fair park also has flushing toilets and no bat guano.

Not sure what point he’s making about Hager being literally tackled by an offensive lineman.

Any of those turds actually watch the game ?  Those offenses were abysmal. Like a Filipino slap fight. 

Wait... Beating KENTUCKY in FOOTBALL is a "signature win"?!?

Is the signature for a payday loan or something? 

Any of those turds actually watch the game ?  Those offenses were abysmal. Like a Filipino slap fight. 

Is a Filipino slap fight a real thing? And is it awesome? Because I’ll be honest with you, it sounds awesome.

What the fuck is this?
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There’s about 21, maybe 22 chromosomes in that entire picture
16 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Any of those turds actually watch the game ?  Those offenses were abysmal. Like a Filipino slap fight. 

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He's trying to say aggy is so good they'd be undefeated in the SEC East, but he's actually saying the SEC East sucks and that beating a 5-0 team from the SEC East is like beating Northwestern State and should get the same amount of respect. They even suck at talking shit.

Jesus....Signature win?  I mean I was expecting chest pounding to a degree, but holy shit that's embarrassing.

Just now, deech said:

Jesus....Signature win?  I mean I was expecting chest pounding to a degree, but holy shit that's embarrassing.

I am not surprised at all. Of course this was going to be described as if they just won the Super Bowl. Hell it would be described that way if they had lost the game.

And LOL at us describing us beating OU as the 'upset of the day'. What a joke.

10 minutes ago, deech said:

Jesus....Signature win?  I mean I was expecting chest pounding to a degree, but holy shit that's embarrassing.

The spread was 5.5 points. 

That's what is funny. They were favored to win. I'm interested to see the lines against South Carolina, Auburn and Miss State. I think they will be significant dogs on the road against Auburn and Miss State but not sure about South Carolina. Still think South Carolina will be 1 to 3 point favorites. 

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