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4 hours ago, speed817 said:

Slept with Jimbo's wife

Fails to narrow the list significantly.

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9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Glad I'm working from home today because I could not control my laughter seeing these pics lol

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Indecency with a child or a kid?

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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Uhmmm...unfortunate ties 

https://texassports.com/sports/baseball/roster/preston-hoffart/11733

And

https://magnoliapharmacy.com/meet-the-experts

 

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The lawsuit alleges Johnson, Randolph and Hoffart repeatedly sexually assaulted L.H., who was 13 at the time. Hoffart also drove L.H. to Houston to be sexually assaulted by Daniel Savala, a registered sex offender who was viewed as a religious leader and mentor in the Chi Alpha chapter at Texas A&M and in Mountain Valley Fellowship in College Station, where L.H. and his family were members of the congregation.

Disgusting 

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Ran out of edit time but wanted to add disgusting regardless of victim gender but male had to be tbe heavy betting favorite 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A. That's hilarious 

B. How did you embed instagram posts?

Instagram auto-embeds now.

 
He's fueled by coffee, faith AND pederasty?

It’s like if Wallace Shawn’s dad was the editor of Guns & Ammo

11 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

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1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

It’s like if Wallace Shawn’s dad was the editor of Guns & Ammo

Wallace Shawn reference … bonus points.

I met him a while back in Austin when the Vortex performed his banned play. Interesting to say the least.

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2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

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If aggy ever gets into cloning or bespoke DNA engineering (and you know they will eventually) that's exactly the sort of results I'd expect.

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4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Is that dude on the left the bad guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

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These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

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36 minutes ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

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The Honda Ridgeline is perfect for a couple fat chicks or if you simply enjoy balls in your face. Not my cup of tea but I am certainly judging.

18 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You're telling me that this guy, Otto Randolph, is a child predator and molester? Nooooooo. He looks nothing like one. At all. 

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Hell of a voice though. Gotdamn shame 

 

20 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

The Honda Ridgeline is perfect for a couple fat chicks or if you simply enjoy balls in your face. Not my cup of tea but I am certainly judging.

He could be driving a Ferrari 458... as soon as you slap that Texas A&M Former Cult sticker on there, you're a tool.  

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

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Why are you protecting this tool's identity?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why are you protecting this tool's identity?

Yeah, I don't know... drove really slowly, too.  

I stopped blanking out license plates on posted photos a while back.  They're visible to everyone in traffic, what is the privacy issue?

I stopped blanking out license plates on posted photos a while back.  They're visible to everyone in traffic, what is the privacy issue?
TSRH.
Unless you know someone with access that is willing to risk losing their job for you (or it IS you)...what info can be had with a license plate?
While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.
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Don’t care, fired Jimbo!
On 5/23/2024 at 5:47 AM, speed817 said:

 

The Surly missing opportunities to turn this into a tshirt from the start is pure Surly.  

8 hours ago, texasdago said:

These tools are so insufferable...

If you look carefully, his trailer hitch cover is a longhorn with sawed-off horns dangling on the side.  Dork.

 

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and drives a Honda pickup 

23 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

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On 5/23/2024 at 5:06 PM, Born Burnt said:

While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading.

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I've got news for you, skippy... it's every bit as real as the original.

"While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading."

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21 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"While this is amazing and a nice addition to their trophy case, sadly, it is not the original. The type has multiple differences from the original – size, weight, italics, leading."

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So was Jimbo.

59 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf???

What in the world is there to be jealous of?

I get the impression some are jealous of the way they fall in line and unite behind a fictional narrative. 

I understand.  I am jealous of my childhood friend who was born with 8.5 fingers, one testicle, bad acne and red hair.  Lucky bastard.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf???

What in the world is there to be jealous of?

Ignorance is bliss

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