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They’re susceptible to big lumbering tight ends who like to jump over tackles? Oh no…..
9 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Like a church nursery?

 

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1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Aggies can suck it but I hate to see a player go down with an injury like Moss did.  

*aggy

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32 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It wasn’t a trap. A&M has done nothing to indicate they’re a great team. They have beaten no one of consequence. South Carolina is a better team. Period. 

You're obviously forgetting them beating 4-4 Bowling Green by almost a full touchdown 

It wasn’t a trap. A&M has done nothing to indicate they’re a great team. They have beaten no one of consequence. South Carolina is a better team. Period. 

But but mizzou was ranked 10 when the might aggy defeated them.
3 hours ago, Drew said:

WHY TF am I seeing a bunch of “refs were out to get us all night snd that’s just too much to overcome all 60 minutes” BS from Aggy?!?

like did they not know gene notice that they were holding all night and didn’t get called once? 

Indeed.

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3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

These cucklefucks will lose to Auburn. Bank on it.

2-11 in their last 13 road games

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54 minutes ago, WBT said:

2-11 in their last 13 road games

Good thing they hardly play any road games. 

8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Good thing they hardly play any road games. 

 

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7 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

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Even years we play 33%

Odd years we play 42%

The difference is we avoid FCS and unlike aggy we are keeping our neutral site game.

Next year they gon get raped.

4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

These cucklefucks will lose to Auburn. Bank on it.

Auburn is pretty fucking terrible this season.  

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Auburn is pretty fucking terrible this season.  

Aye but the coaster crested + road game

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Auburn is pretty fucking terrible this season.  

Yeah, unless they have a bad hangover and crater after this loss, I'd pencil that one in as a win for them.  They're not as good as they think they are, but not as bad as we want them to be.  Auburn is the kind of bad we hoped aggy would be.  Thankfully, we have a chance to put the cherry on top of their disappointing season at Kyle.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Aye but the coaster crested + road game

They gon' let the Cocks beat them twice.

Clickety-clack    clickety-clack    clicke-

 

 

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14 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

The farmer fanbase has to be so angry that they extended the annual roller coaster ride into November this year. Some heads will roll for getting their hopes up much longer than usual.

Much like the temperatures, the top of the coaster was much higher this fall. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

So good

Well... So what exactly is the math from a head coaching expense standpoint to move Aggie tears from October to November 1st?  That's a lot of green for a day...

 

14 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Did they seriously make an A&M t-shirt with another team on it? LMFAOOOOO

It's what you do when YOU can't do it.

Conspiracy to keep the mighty Texum Aggroids down!

22 minutes ago, C-Man said:


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I like that it was concise, to the point and accurate.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Even years we play 33%

Odd years we play 42%

*Applies only to 2024 and 2025. 

Nine game conf schedule thereafter (expected) will be 50/50.

11 hours ago, Victorious1 said:

As soon as aggy beats 2-7 New Mexico Aggy (St), they will be back on their feet thumping chests talking playoffs SEC Championship

NMSU might just decide to beat aggy.  Stuff the run, dare Reed to throw.  They have nothing to lose.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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"Disgusting" is a bit harsh, but maybe stolen military valor deserves that label.

Fuck aggy

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Been some fairly strong winds today on Galveston Island. I guess that is why a lot of neighbors took down their flags that were flying so proudly yesterday.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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That's only because Georgia hasn't played at aggy.  Once they do, this guy will see the light and realize what a God sent blessing they are to the rest of the world.  He'll experience the hospitality, have a cold beer at the chicken, bask in the warm glow of midnight yell, see the hallowed tackle box, find willing fake army people to provide directions, and then quickly post a lengthy thank you for all that is colley station.

30 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

"Disgusting" is a bit harsh, but maybe stolen military valor deserves that label.

Fuck aggy


It deserves every bit of it. 

17 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

You posted this?

 

 

 

I will only say this once, but I would allow her to give me a Cleveland steamer if she fucked me. 

Is Shemar Turner the dirtiest player in college football?

Duh 

 

 

2 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:

NSIAP

 

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Man I kinda feel bad for him....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just joshin yall Haha fuck the agroids. 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Man I kinda feel bad for him....

Just joshin yall Haha fuck the agroids. 

47, so he thinks the Jackie years are the standard rather than the (assisted) outliers.  

30 minutes ago, ajax said:

Is Shemar Turner the dirtiest player in college football?

Duh 

 

 

He’s a piece of shit. We need to bring a lot of attention to his psychotic behavior. He should be watched every single play. 

31 minutes ago, ajax said:

Is Shemar Turner the dirtiest player in college football?

Duh 

 

What a piece of shit.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

What a piece of shit.

He’s the kind of dirty bastard who would intentionally end someone’s career. 

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s a piece of shit. We need to bring a lot of attention to his psychotic behavior. He should be watched every single play. 

Yep. In my drunken exuberance last night, I was having visions of our O-line just slamming his head into the ground, but I guess having the refs watch him like a hawk is a better goal. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep. In my drunken exuberance last night, I was having visions of our O-line just slamming his head into the ground, but I guess having the refs watch him like a hawk is a better goal. 

I was just thinking of Michael Bennett cheapshotting Colt to knock him out of the game. Aggies believe there are no moral boundaries if they have an opportunity to knock out a UT player. 

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I was just thinking of Michael Bennett cheapshotting Colt to knock him out of the game. Aggies believe there are no moral boundaries if they have an opportunity to knock out a UT player. 

You talking about Cart McCry, you stupid 'sip?

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